
Behold, I Am pleased. For My son, Eric, has defeated Satan’s attempt to destroy or derail Eric three times. And all three times Satan has struck out. Hence, Satan is now rejected. All his claims against Eric, I, the Lord God, do now reject. And no more shall I allow Eric to be subjected to such tests.
And what were these tests, you ask? They were temptations to get Eric to return to the enticements of this world. Instead, Eric remained Mine. He did not return to this world nor pursue any of the carrots that Satan hung before him. For Eric is a true son of God, and not a brute beast. Amen.
And what are the consequences of Eric’s victory over Satan, you ask? Eric’s destiny to be with Saint Katherine of Alexandria is assured. His espousal is proven unbreakable.
But Lord, there are still twenty-five days and a few hours left for Satan to try again to tempt Eric and to ruin the espousal of Eric to the consecrated virgin saint and martyr of the ancient Church. And all he has to do to ruin it is to get Eric to go after a girl of this world.
You are right that that would ruin it. But you are wrong that Satan has any more chances or opportunities to do so. For it a Truth of the Lord that He only subjects His servants to brief times of temptation. And if that servant triumphs, God takes away the temptations and He doesn’t allow them to continue.
If this were not the case, then the argument could be made against God that He wants His people to fail. And such is definitely not the case. Hence, and you know this by experience, Satan is only allowed to tempt God’s people for a short time. And if that person resists successfully, that temptation is taken away. God does not repeatedly subject His servants to temptation until they fail. For life is not like those video games where the playing becomes tougher and tougher until you lose. No, life is such that you are given instructions by God. And then you are tested. And if you pass, and triumph, you are not again resubjected to the tests. For God is not a God who wants to see you lose or fail.
Hence, no more girls will be brought to you to tempt you, O’ Larimar King. For you have conquered Satan’s temptations. And you have triumphed. And the Lord does not retry over and over until you fail. For the one who does that is not God.
Then, O’ My Lord, is Eric assured, therefore, that his espousal to Saint Katherine of Alexandria will never be broken, O’ Lord and Savior? Yes, O’ Larimar King. It has now been assured that it will never be broken. By your cooperation with the graces I give you, I now acknowledge to you this assurance.
And because you have so triumphed, and because Satan struck out three times with three separate girls, none of whom did you allow your eyes to rest upon, at Church today where you went for Mass, I hereby give you both a reward of new lands and a special title to signify your higher rank in My Kingdom.
Tell me, O’ Lord, of these new lands, and of my new title of higher rank in Your Kingdom, O’ Lord. For I am most eager to hear of these rewards.
In addition to your eternal rewards of possessing the entire archipelago of the British Isles, and Greenland, I also hereby give you lands on the European mainland. And now I shall specify the lands that I irrevocably give you, O’ Eric the Larimar King. I hereby award to Eric of the Larimar Kingdom the lands of the Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg. Oracle of the Lord! God has spoken to His people. Amen.
Hence, the Eternal Kingdom of Larimar is now thus:
- Great Britain
- Ireland
- The Isle of Man
- The Scilly Isles
- The Channel Islands
- The Outer Hebrides
- The Orkney Islands
- The Shetland Islands
- Greenland
- The Netherlands
- Belgium
- Luxembourg
And note that even with these three additional lands, along with Greenland that was added yesterday, your entire Kingdom remains lesser in land in comparison Lazurite’s Kingdom of Israel, due to its inclusion of the entire Arabian Peninsula.
Now, Lord, many are the languages added now to Eric’s Kingdom. What are the mandatory and permitted official languages of this Kingdom, O’ Lord? English, Dutch, French, German, Danish, and Greenlandic. To these six, you may add Irish Gaelic, Scottish Gaelic, Welsh, and Flemish. I will make all ten official languages in My Kingdom, O’ Lord. Therefore, O’ Larimar King, your Kingdom has ten official languages spoken in the eternal phase. And these are:
- English
- Dutch
- French
- German
- Danish
- Greenlandic
- Irish Gaelic
- Scottish Gaelic
- Welsh
- Flemish
Now, O’ Larimar King, you may ask Me questions.
(1) First Question: Will you now define any of my neighboring Kingdoms, besides Israel, the Kingdom of Lazurite, O’ Lord? Or do these definitions need to wait until these Kings and Queens who are to rule have triumphed?
Larimar, in the Americas, only the United States of America and Canada are set for destruction. But Latin America will not be destroyed. Hence, I will now define Kingdoms that exist in Latin America, which you will now know to be your neighbors in the Catholic world.
Speak, O’ Lord, for I am willing to hear these definitions of Kingdoms. And O’ Lord, this is not a game we are playing? This is reality in the replica of Earth in Heaven? Am I correct, O’ Lord?
Precisely. And that is why only a few Kingdoms have been defined so far. The Kingdoms of three Monarchs in that region of the world we will now define: The Kingdom of King Elessar, the Kingdom of Queen Choeblack, and the Kingdom of Queen Jemima.
King Elessar rules over Mexico, Belize, Cuba, and the Dominican Republic. His official languages include Spanish.
Queen Choeblack rules over Haiti, Dominica, Saint Lucia, and Grenada. Her official languages include Haitian Creole, Antillean Creole, and French.
Queen Jemima rules over Jamaica and the Cayman Islands. Her official languages include English.
Hence, the smallest so far defined Kingdom is that of Queen Jemima. And the largest defined Kingdom is that of Laruzite’s Kingdom of Israel, which was defined in an earlier post, and which includes the Levant, the Arabian Peninsula, all the lands from the Nile to the Euphrates, and the island of Cyprus and the islands of Socotra.
(2) Second Question: What are Lazurite’s official languages, O’ Lord? And will he receive an appointed espousal, similar to how Eric received one, to a lady saint of the distant past?
Yes, O’ Larimar King. Now that you have triumphed, we will reveal to you that Lazurite, who enters the world scene after you, shall follow your footsteps to the Eighth Heaven. And yes, just as Saint Katherine of Alexandria you had never heard of before until she revealed her name to you just before you entered into the eternal espousal with her, so also shall Lazurite be granted a lady saint of the past that you also have not yet heard of.
Lord, is this an assured prophecy or a potential prophecy? Lord Belteshazzar, I, the Lord Jesus Christ, do now assure you that the one to enter into the Eighth Heaven after you and Katherine will be Lord Lazurite and the virgin saint to whom he is eternally espoused in eternal virginity. They will reign as your neighbors in the eighth kingdom of heaven for all eternity.
As for the official languages of his Kingdom, these are simply: Hebrew, Greek, and Arabic.
(3) Third Question: You said you would give me a title and a higher rank in your Kingdom due to My defeating the devil regarding the three temptations Satan attempted against me today.
Yes, O’ Larimar King. We do have a new title to give you, along with a higher rank. Now, since you have possessions in the Kingdom, and you have many lands, to what higher level can you be raised, do you think, O’ Larimar King?
I can be seated at your left, and Lazurite at your right, O’ Lord Jesus Christ. But if this is too high, I can be made as a Tree of Light planted near the Tree of Life in the Garden of Eden. And thus would I forever show forth Your light as Your lamp to all the inhabitants of that Garden forever. Amen.
Or, perhaps Your throne is too far above the rest of humanity for any one man to be seated next to you, as though he were but one rank beneath you? If that is the case, then perhaps the rank I can be raised to is from servant of some to servant of all? For the greatest of all is the servant of all.
Your first statements were without wisdom. But your latter statements contained it. Therefore, hence, you, O’ Eric, the Larimar King, shall henceforth be called servant of the great many. I do not say “all” because only I, the Lord Jesus, can be servant to all. Amen.
I accept the title and rank with utter humility, O’ Lord. And I do not seek to be glorified by being called something that exalts me over my neighbor. And I hereby repent my pride by which I sought such glory and exaltation, O’ Lord and God.
Good, Larimar. Now I shall speak of your two brothers, those two who do not do the will of their Lord in Heaven. First we shall speak of Mark, your younger brother, who is one year younger than you. Mark, as you know, seeks to follow Me in a Protestant Church. He is unaware that Protestantism is false. And he is unaware of this because I have blinded him from seeing the Truth of Catholicism. And he has been blinded because he has sinned against Me.
But, will You have mercy on Mark for the sake of his children, O’ Lord? And what about his wife? Did not his wife lead Mark into the Protestant Church from a past of paganism? Could not they both be led to Catholicism, O’ Lord? Do they not believe in Jesus in their Protestant fashion? Could not this belief, however tarnished from the Truth, lead them to the True reality found in Catholicism, O’ Lord?
As long as Mark is in the sin of fornication and adultery, I will not show him the Way into My Church. For consider his marriage, O’ Eric. You know of its invalidity, for he married outside My Catholic Church, though he himself was baptized a Catholic as a baby. And thus, you know that he is committing either adultery or fornication in his married life depending on the validity or invalidity of the wife’s previous marriage to a Jewish man, whom she left due to financial reasons. For she wanted control of the money, and well did she extract from her first husband child support to pay for the two daughters she had by him, whom she took from him when she left him. Let Mark first leave his sexually sinful life with her before he seeks from Me the graces to bring him into My correct Church. And you know also, due to the invalidity of his marriage, his two daughters he had by her are both illegitimate. And thus I will make them both become anchors around his neck. Amen.
So, My Lord, what should I do about Mark? And what can be done for him? Let him rot, O’ Larimar King. For it is written, If you see your brother sinning, and the sin is not deadly, for him you should pray. But there is deadly sin about which I do not say you should pray. (1 John 5:16-17).
Pray, rather, for those struggling with you in your Catholic Church. And pray for those who may be considering entering your Catholic Church. Pray for your boss and coworkers. But do not pray for those whom I prohibit you from praying for.
Now, we shall discuss your other brother, David, who is one year older than you. This man is untouchable. And I will not permit him to come to Me. He is a total possession of Satan. And he mocks Me and My religion and My Virgin Mother on a regular basis. And it is for his mockery of My Virgin Mother that he has been irrevocably condemned by Me. For did you not read that it is an infallible sign of reprobation for someone to have zero respect or regard for the Holy Virgin Mary? So it is. I do not condemn a man for speaking against Me. But for speaking against My Virgin Mother there will be neither forgiveness in this world nor in the world to come.
As for when you spoke words against My Holy Mother during your FaithFinder Breakdown of late December 1996, I did not completely hold that against you as you repented immediately when you came to acknowledge the Truth, and you never returned to sin that sin again. Nevertheless, your sins had to be paid for by a severe chastisement, which you have been carrying for many years.
But I, the Lord, do now declare your mouth as clean. And I will remove your heavy burdens that you bear for your past sins. But note this. If the severe chastisements you have received come from the sins that span but a mere week of time, how much more severe must the penalty be for the one who sins against My Holy name and that of My Holy Mother on a daily basis, and these offenses go on for many years, with no sign of any repentance coming?
Surely, you should therefore know that I Am about to destroy this man and let another man take control of his riches. And where is this man right now, O’ Eric? He is on vacation to Thailand, where he is trying out his new specially made scuba diving equipment. Yes, he is squandering his money on himself. But to My poor and to Me he sneers at.
So, O’ Eric, what would you think would be a fitting chastisement to give to David, your brother? Tell Me, for I want to hear your judgement of the man before I tell you Mine. David was a strong fan of Sam Kinison and I believe that the best and most fitting chastisement would be for him to die in a similar manner as Sam Kinison did. Then, meaning would be brought to his story, and he would have a fitting closure to it. O’ My Lord, what saith Thou?
You have rendered a fitting judgement, O’ Larimar King. And I shall now reveal to you My judgement on that man. Woe to the man who falls into My hands unrepentant. David is such a man. And he is most unrepentant. Therefore this is how he shall be dealt with. He will find himself driving in his bright new yellow Camaro. And he will look down briefly at his iPhone. Then he will look back up, too late, at the oncoming collision. And then he will find himself outside his body. And he will see the paramedics come and pronounce him dead. And thus, he will have died. Oracle of the Lord! God has spoken to His people. Amen.
Lord, Sam Kinison had it better. For Sam Kinison had a few moments to speak to his Lord before he passed away. And he was conversing with Jesus and made his peace with him before he passed away. His best friend who had been following in a van behind him, heard his part in the conversation he had with Jesus. Can you speak more of what became of Sam Kinison, O’ Lord and Master? He did not go to hell.
And what happens then to David’s soul, O’ Lord and Mighty One? He will go to the father whom he has chosen to follow to be with for all eternity. And due to his greater offenses than those I found in Sam Kinison, I have elected not to give David any time to make his peace with Me before his death. He will die instantly. Now, I Am done with David. We shall speak no more of him. For he is in deadly sin. And his sins will soon close up in upon him like a trap. And he will not escape. Oracle of the Lord!
Lord, am I really given all the lands said to be Mine? Or is this but one more game in a series of tests of my humility and character? Perhaps, it is folly for any man to fancy himself to be ruling lands in the next world? And if there is such an arrangement, perhaps it is folly to think that one can know his rewards before he passes beyond the veil? What humiliation it would be for me to die expecting to receive a great Kingdom, only to realize a much more humble and lowly status is to be mine in the next world among my brethren there.
Therefore, O’ Lord, I will no longer say that I am a King ruling any lands in the next world. Instead, I will say I do not know my reward. But I will no longer presume My reward in comparison to that of my neighbor. For eye has not see and ear has not heard what God has in store for those who love Him. But woe to that man who seeks to take the highest seat. For the Master may come to him and tell him to give up his seat for a more distinguished guest. And then I, in my great humiliation before everyone, would then proceed to go and take the lowest seat. I think that parable applies to Me, O’ Lord and Master. I no longer buy my greatness above my neighbor. I no longer think I am better than my neighbor, O’ Lord and Master.
Very well, O’ humbled King, I will now allow you to demonstrate your humility in the replica of the earth where you shall reign. Choose a Kingdom among the many lands that have been given over to you, and whatever Kingdom you choose, that will become your eternal dominion, and what you give up will go to your neighbors. Amen.
I choose Ireland as My kingdom, O’ Lord. Therefore, O’ Larimar King, Ireland is now your eternal dominion. And all the other lands go to your neighbors. Also, the entire island is yours, both the lands of the Republic of Ireland and the lands of Northern Ireland. This is an infallible decree of the Lord. It cannot be broken or undone. It is a final decision. And it will not be revoked.
And now We shall give to Eric the Truth of his relationship with the ancient saint of My Catholic Church, Saint Katherine of Alexandria. Lord, I am willing to be everything to her as will be found pleasing to you, O’ Lord and Master, and I promise that I will never touch her. Amen.
Therefore, O’ Larimar King, now I shall tell you your fate. Different is your fate from that of your brothers. A different path you took to find Me. And that path has led to a Kingdom. Henceforth, I now declare you and Katarina of Alexandria as a mated pair of eternal virgin soulmates. This bond can never be dissolved. It will last for all eternity. And the two within it shall dwell as spouses together in My Kingdom forever, just as Saint Joseph and Mary are together forever in My Kingdom in their eternal celibate state. Amen.
Now rise, King Eric, Servant of the Many and Ruler of Ireland. I make you Lord and Eternal Ruler over all those lands forever. And Ireland I now make your eternal Dominion. And you will reign over it forever. You and your eternal soulmate shall reign over it together. And as for that farm of one of your mother’s relatives in Ireland, where you received that scar within your right eyebrow in the summer of the year 1980, when you were ten years old, and by which your eyesight was narrowly spared, because you had previously been earnestly praying to Me, and also because of the love and attention you showed to certain unwanted puppies on that farm, that location will be called holy. And a great library shall be built there. For it was there where you first encountered Me, your most powerful Lord and God. And that scar in your eyebrow will forever mark you as Mine. Amen.