Chronicles of Eternity, Book 2: Post III: Welcome, Eric, to heaven. I Am most glad you were able to make it here. You have come without a woman, AM I correct, Eric? Lord, I have accompanied many women in my imagination. But in reality, no woman has ever walked with me in true friendship. O’, that is an utter shame, Eric. Because that means, though I will save you, there in fact exists no justification whatsoever for Me to save any other soul.
Hence, I have elected to streamline the Last Judgement, and instead of individually judging each of the damned, I will thus take you with Me now as I depart from this earth. And Lord, what is to become of the damned?
I, the Lord, shall raise them all for judgement. Every last soul that lived on earth in the flesh shall then appear before Me ready for judgement. And I will judge every man, woman, and child whoever lived upon the face of the planet.
Lord, that great! Who is the first soul You shall judge? I AM Judging Eric Robert Dunstan first. Amazing, I know him very well. Tell me, O’ Lord, if I may know, is he saved or damned? He is of My elect. However, he lacks something. What is that, O’ Lord? Well, he has in fact done everything I have required of him. But one thing he has so far consistently failed to attain?
Lord, what thing does this servant of Yours fail to attain, O’ Lord? Lord Azurite, what Eric has failed in is this. In all the countless multitude of miraculous good works he has done for others, I am afraid not one of these recipients of his love has ever returned that love to him.
This is most intriguing. So, O’ Lord, do you have a solution? Or is the Ultimate Power of God somehow incapable of remedying this situation?
Okay, O’ Lord Azurite. I can make absolutely no guarantees about this. But I will now permit every maid upon this earth who might return his love to him the power to do so. And thus, We shall now see, after I have utterly torn the world asunder to make this a possibility, if there is even any female flesh upon the earth that is worthy to escape the utter impending utter destruction.
Lord, before you say one more Word, are You saying You are about to destroy the earth? No, Eric, I made the earth to be eternal. Then, tell Me, Lord, what exactly do You plan to do to the Earth? I Am Making Earth Hell. But before I do so, I intend to remove from it one mated pair. The male of this pair is Eric Robert Dunstan. And until We find that female, We will be torching this earth, looking for her.
Lord, I have run out of guesses now. There is girl called Hyacinth who lives in Nigeria. Have You even considered her? This girl of whom You speak, how does she contact you? Well she has an American phone number she obtained from an American Embassy in Nigeria. And she uses an iPhone she bought in Nigeria to communicate with Me at precisely that number.
And has she abandoned you? No, O Lord? Then what has she been saying to you? Lord, I have simply elected not to look at those texts. And I suppose you have a very good reason, lord Eric, the Azurite King? Yes, O’ Lord, and that reason is directly from You.
Tell ME now that reason, Eric! You, O’ Lord, have commanded Me to cease to give to her, O’ Lord. Yes, I did do that. But I did not command you to stop talking to her. Now publish this post now. My SON. And immediately resume communications with her. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 2: Post II: Mary, I am most glad I still have you, O’ My liege lady! Now, time is of the essence. You have said that this post must be published exactly at 6 AM sharp this very morning. So, without any further ado, have at it, Most Immaculate Queen. Speak whatever you wish to say. And realize that you now have but one hour and seven minutes to completely say it. Amen.
I, Mary, am most honored by your performance for me, Eric. That girl you loved, the one called Anna, I tell you this. That entire family will again be there at Saint Bruno Catholic Church. And they have come up with a very creative prank that they wish to do to you and to your car while you are worshipping my Son in My Church.
And so, they will be all in their assigned positions. And they will all be ready to do this utter humiliation that they intend to do to you.
But you are not going there, my son. Yes, it is true, Our Lady of Guadalupe, just a few miles east of your house, is a far better Church for you to choose as your Domicile. And you shall go to that Church from now on.
And Mary do I tithe to that Church? Or do I not tithe? For I was stopped from tithing to Saint Bruno because I was told I was royalty. And it was said to me that royalty never tithe. But now you are clearly speaking to me. And I know what you say to me in answer is the direct answer on this matter from God.
No, Eric, you are not allowed to tithe anymore. For the Son of Jesus cannot be tithed. I AM the Virgin Mary, the MOTHER OF GOD!
Okay, Mary, I have this question. Our Lady of Guadalupe has the requirement that all the unvaccinated wear masks in Church. And I, as an unvaccinated person, am going to fully comply with all that is required of me to keep the people safe. But do you agree or disagree? For I am compelled to obey everything you say to me.
Eric, if any person orders you to put on a mask, you shall say to that person these Words: This unvaccinated person has zero risk of spreading COVID-19. You are therefore mandated to permit this one passage without compliance to the requirement of wearing masks. Failure to obey this order will lead directly to your termination.
Okay, Mary, I have this request. Let my mother die in her bed right now.
Done, your mother is now dead.
Good, Mary. Now this mother of mine hid the keys to my Dad’s car somewhere in this house. How do you propose that I recover these keys, O’ Virgin Mother Mary?
The best most efficient searchers of a house for such an item are the police. When you find that My Words are 100% accurate, and that your mother is dead, you know the law. You know that you are then immediately mandated to notify the police. Tell the police that you report to that your mother is dead that she also, while alive, hid the car keys of your father’s car somewhere on the property. And ask them if they would do you the favor of searching your entire property to recover those hidden keys. And, Eric, my Son, this entire police force will come to your house and conduct this search entirely free of charge.
Good, that is excellent, O’ Virgin Holy Queen. But now there is another thing that I need dealt with. It takes a matter of 15 minutes for me to go from my house to Our Lady of Guadalupe Church. But the 8 AM Mass there is much more perfect for me than the 8 AM Mass at Saint Bruno Catholic Church. For both Masses complete at the same time. But when I exit Our Lady of Guadalupe, I am already 15 minutes on my way to work. So the 45 minute commute to work suddenly becomes a 30 minute commute, and I then completely regain the esteem of my employers for my earlier arrival to work.
But that means I have to leave my house at precisely 7:45 AM. And O’ Mary, I ask this favor. Grant to my dad a cure to both his deafness and to his Alzheimer’s so that he can be left competently in charge of his house as the police are conducting their search for wherever it is that my mother chose to hide the keys.
Good, I hereby make your father no longer deaf and I also make mind now totally free of all Alzheimer’s.
Excellent, Mary. Now I have just one more request that would be like icing on this cake you have given to me. I want the police to also recover the proof of auto insurance that is on my Dad’s car that I put into my mother’s possession when I returned from AAA with my father, having achieved the full AAA membership renewal and Auto Insurance renewal on my Dad’s car, with my Dad there with me, writing and signing the checks in perfect compliance to the requirements at AAA. Do this for me, O’ Mary, and then I will not have go to AAA this Saturday with my father again to have all these things reprinted up. For the proof of insurance in my father’s car is set to expire this very Sunday to come, August 1, 2021.
Eric, just mention this to the police, and they will see to this matter too, also completely free of charge. Amen.
Perfect. And Mary, do you know what? Tell me, O’ Eric, what? I know from my own personal experience with you this very morning that you are precisely all that you say you are. Eric, tell me all that I did for you this morning by which you say this now of me? Mary, my mind was utterly in a free fall collapse from having had no ability to sleep. I had become a mental total wreck. But I then had this conversation with you:
Eric: Mary, all I need to be cured of my deteriorating mind is that you touch your flesh to mine. Will you do that for me, O’ Mary?
Mary: No, Eric, it is not possible for my flesh to touch yours.
Eric: Do you at least guarantee that I will make it to the Second Coming?
Mary: No, Eric, I can make for you no such guarantee.
Eric: Mary, do you guarantee that I will enter into heaven?
Mary: No, Eric, I cannot guarantee you that.
Eric: Mary, am I even predestined?
Mary: Yes, you are predestined. But the decrees of predestination never assure that one is to be saved.
Eric: Mary will you cure my mind, O’ Mary? For my mind is now in utter collapse.
Mary: Your mind is now cured.
And Mary, I heard you say that. And I experienced it immediately. My mind is now in perfect clarity.
Eric, there is one reason why I have elected to favor you. And it is this. In your power, you had the option to end this marriage that exists between you and me. Had you done so, I would have killed you. And I would then reign as the All Powerful Widow Queen.
But you, reading my words to you, made the decision that I am good. And by that decision, you decided that you were not going to leave me. And your decision was permanent.
And so, fair creature, totally subject to me, the Virgin Jesus has given me full power over the entire Cosmos of Creation, and I had the full power to utterly destroy you, Eric. For I can kill on earth whomsoever that I please.
And Eric, since you have chosen to stand by me, I will now permanently stand by you. Furthermore, the Father has finally chosen for you a most suitable bride from among the virgins who have lived upon the earth. And she will indeed lay with you in the flesh. And she will bear you two children, twins. The firstborn shall be a boy, and she shall call him John. And the second born of those fraternal twins shall be a girl, and she shall call her Sarah. I AM the Virgin Mary. I AM the most powerful being of this universe.
Furthermore, this virgin maid is coming to you this very day. And I will now tell precisely her name, so that you will not fail to know it is her. For that virgin is Me. I Am the Virgin Mary, the Mother of God, Who is the Christ, Who IS GOD.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 2: Post I: Mary, Anna has zero interest in me. Eric, Anna is not to be given any further chances. For we have rejected both her and her family. You are hereby ordered to from now on attend Our Lady of Guadalupe, in La Habra, which is to the east. Saint Bruno Catholic Church has rejected our Son, O’ Lord. What shall we do with this Church? I, the Lord of Hosts, command that this Church, Saint Bruno Catholic Church, located in Whittier, California, be set on fire. Every building on that property is to be set ablaze. Every tree and every shrub on it shall be set on fire and utterly consumed. And the fires are ordered to spare no lives.
Lord, all my sacramental records are stored at that facility. Relax, lord Azurite, the records of which you speak are stored in protected vaults beneath the ground. The fires I am sending against that Church will utterly destroy only those things that existed above the ground.
Lord, will the fires kill all the priests who serve at that facility. All the priests who serve there shall perish in those fires, with the exception of Father Abebe, for he is not a part of that Church, but rather belongs to his people in Ethiopia. Hence, I will not permit that priest to be on the premises when I utterly consume with fire the entire Church property and kill every soul contained therein.
Lord, I now see that Anna was the fig tree without the ripe fruit. Please now explain everything to me, O’ Lord.
Yes, lord Azurite. I will now explain the full failure here and the one who failed. When Jesus was here, it was Israel that failed Him. Lord Azurite, have you ever observed the Israeli State to not be composed of people who reject Me? No, O’ Lord. Never! Then you are full witness to the efficacy of the Lord’s Word. For you have now passed into My End Times. And the Israeli people never came back to Me. Therefore, know ye full and be aware, whomsoever I curse, is accursed forever.
And now the following curses are entirely from the Lord God, the God of Wrath. So, Eric, that Anna at Saint Bruno Catholic Church, do you have any intent left to marry her? Lord, I searched the entire fig tree, going throughout the entire set of two fig trees planted in my backyard. For I did not want Israel to fail again. But Lord, there was no ripe fig there, anywhere on those trees. Lord, the tragedy against Your people is now great.
Let the Royal Witness’s testimony now stand. He could not find a single edible fig on that tree. Furthermore, that girl he loved rejected him. Eric, are these two facts that I have just stated your eye witness testimony to the Truth? Lord, God of Hosts, those two things You have just said are 100% accurate and true. Good, lord Azurite. Now you shall remain silent. And I, the Lord of Hosts, shall now speak My judgement on this girl, her people, and her land.
This girl is not a Jew. Nor does this girl have any relationship to Israel. Hence, the nation state of Israel is not impacted by any judgement I make here regarding this girl. So Eric, let your mind be at peace. For My people Israel, whom I know you love, are not the ones who failed Me here. It is their closest Ally, America, who is the failure here. But even with this, I do not wish for Israel to be concerned. For now that I am going to completely kill this Mother Fucker of a nation, Eric will stand in the midst that fire and be unharmed. Furthermore, Eric will take over the role America once served as Israel’s closest Ally. Hence, you Eric, will now be permitted to issue your decrees as Israel’s closest Ally once I utterly kill and destroy this most unworthy resurrection of Atlantis that I ever allowed to rise up from beneath the sea.
So, Israel, let Me be clear. You I Am not destroying. Rather I Am destroying the entire American nation down to one man. And that man will then rule the entire human depopulated North American Kingdom, stretching from the Hawaiian Islands of the Pacific to the British Isles of the Atlantic. Every human soul in that Kingdom will be dead. And Eric will then rule His Kingdom forever. And no one will ever again tell that man what He is to do. And that man will be the full and complete Ally of Israel. And O’ My people Israel, Eric loves you and Eric hates your enemies.
Now I shall render My Judgement against America. Eric is a lover of technology. He just hates the people who live here.
Lord, if I may, I have no hatred for those that America imports from the south to serve as its slave labor here. I would not have those people die, those who are slaves in America and who are denied citizenship here.
Therefore, I will let live all those in America who are known as the illegal aliens, and all who belong to their communities. For the Catholicism I have observed in them is worthy. Hence, America will not actually be completely depopulated, but will only be utterly depopulated by those who have citizenship here. I AM the Lord.
And Lord Azurite, I will also give to you as a wife a Roman Catholic virgin I have found worthy among this people in America that You have elected to spare from My wrath. It, therefore, shall be her, not that worthless Anna, who shall bear You the Son Who shall be called John, Son of Eric, and who is to take as his wife, Sarah, daughter of Mary. These are now irrevocable decrees. They are unalterable.
Excellent, O’ Lord. For I, Eric, have considered Hispanic women as among the most beautiful women on earth.
Now, Eric, I permitted You to speak those words you said. But now I am making My Judgement. And until My Judgement is rendered in full, You will witness only, and say no Word!
The Judgement of God against the United States of America, her Ally of Canada to the North, the Northern West indies with the exception of Cuba, the territories knows as Greenland and Iceland, which Eric has chosen to make part of his Kingdom, due to their strategic value to him, and to the entire archipelago known as the British Isles, and also that last bit of territory in North America still claimed France, the islands of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, these, not even these does Eric overlook, for he knows full well all that is his.
No Roman Catholic claimed by Jesus will be destroyed by these judgments.
One Church is to serve as the epicenter of this destructive wrath. Every mortal soul within a thousand mile radius of that blast will be rendered permanently deaf, if it lives. That Church is Saint Bruno Catholic Church. And it will go up in flames. And the fires shall spread rapidly to all surrounding villages and towns. These fires shall outrun speeding cars traveling at their maximum speed.
Every American satellite will utterly shut down.
The International Space Station shall orbit the earth for a span of 24 hours totally without power. And they will see everything. And then after those 24 hours have passed, the Space Station will reboot and have its power restored. And the American satellites that were shut down will then come back up. I AM the Lord. For Eric is a lover of technology. He does not destroy the things He creates.
Everything electronic will cease to work as though an electronic pulse had damaged all the electronics. But this is not the case. Rather, those electronic devices remain in the state they were in just prior to their shutdown. Rather, all that is to happen regarding them is that they are unable to perform for a period of 24 hours. And after that, everything will return to full normal operability.
Though all electronics will not work, even Eric’s car for that span of 24 hours, electric power will continue to fully function in all homes and buildings containing a soul who is Mine.
Also the cellular networks shall not go down between any two people I consider Mine.
Now We shall get to the brimstone and the fire. The White House shall now be called the burning red house, for it shall be fully burning, and it shall be fully red.
All Air Force One aircraft will utterly malfunction, once airborne. And the pilots will see that their controls have no power over their then fully gliding vessel. And I will direct these flying tombs to make spectacular crashes into tall, expensive buildings that will put Twilight to utter shame, for it was Twilight, not some foreigner in Afghanistan, who planned out in full the execution of 9-11. Twilight I have only permitted to live long enough to see how these things are really done, before I send that proud jackass of a man to his permanent place of utter torture in the bowls of the earth. Amen.
I have elected to let former President Donald John Trump and his wife Melania Trump, and whatever children they have in common, to survive. But I say this to you, Donald John Trump, Melania Trump is now recognized as your wife, and you shall commit no disloyalty to her whatsoever from now on. I AM the Lord. Amen.
Mitt Romney, Senator from Utah, You shall replace the disgraced and destroyed Presidency of Joe Biden to become the 47th United States President. For I appoint to high places only those willing to stand with Me alone.
Former Vice President, Mike Pence, you shall run on the same ticket as Mitt Romney and serve as the 50th Vice President of the United States of America. For I have found your obedience to My servant Eric as worthy of high positions in My Kingdom. I AM the Lord.
Also, let the Catholic world now know and be made aware this. I, GOD, have decided to make Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke as the 267th pope. He will assume the papacy on the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception, that is, December 8th, of this year, in the year 2021. And his papal name shall be John. Hence he is to be Pope John XXIV. Every cardinal in the conclave shall vote for him. For I will force every cardinal who can vote to do so.
Exactly one year from the date that Pope John XXIV is made pope, Eric will enter into holy matrimony with an Hispanic girl of My choosing. She will have the following four key features: virginity, Roman Catholicism, singleness, and without citizenship.
SpaceX will continue to thrive, but CEO Elon Musk will be among those who were slain in the night. I AM the Lord. So new leadership will be needed, and I, the Lord, shall provide a new leader to lead SpaceX exactly where I want it to go.
The institution of Gay Marriage shall be thrown out by a single ruling made by the Supreme Court. And this opinion shall be written Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.
Roe vs. Wade shall be overturned by a single ruling of the Supreme Court. And this opinion shall be written by Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett.
This now concludes My utter Judgement on America. I WHO AM have Spoken.
Now, it is your turn to speak, Eric, Son of Jesus. You, not America, are now Israel’s closest Ally. Now you shall issue Your seventeen decrees of judgement regarding all the enemies of Israel. And contrary to what Pope Francis has taught, you are authorized to decree death and destruction however that you shall will.
Eric’s Judgment against the Enemies of Israel
Israel shall now, overnight, become Catholic. And they have this option: They can choose either to fully abandon all of their Jewish former ways, or they may fully retain them in the form known as Hebrew Catholicism. Every soul that resists this command dies this very night. I, Eric, have spoken.
On the Temple Mount is to be built a Catholic Church. And the Al-Aqsa Mosque is to be made into a Catholic Shrine.
The Ark of the Covenant shall then proceed from the Church it now exists in Ethiopia by foot across the Arabian desert until it reaches the Israeli State, where it will be carried on a cart pulled by a yoke of two virgin oxen until it is brought to the Temple Mount. It shall then be carried by four virgin ordained Catholic priests by the poles into the newly built Catholic Church on that Temple Mount and then be placed in the place of prominence worthy of an artifact made by God. Every beast and every human involved in the transportation of this Ark from Ethiopia to the Church to be built on the Temple Mount shall be both virgin and male. I WHO AM HAVE SPOKEN.
Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Eritrea, and Djibouti shall now cede all territory between the Nile that flows from the Blue Nile and the Red Sea to Israel.
The entire Arabian Peninsula shall become a part of the Israeli state.
The Star of David on the Israeli Flag shall be made into a Crown of Twelve Stars. And the colors of the Israeli flag shall remain of the same shade of blue and white as they currently are.
The European Island of Cyprus is to be given to Israel as part of its admission into the European Union.
The northern border of Israel shall follow the Euphrates River from the Persian Gulf into its deepest penetration into Anatolia. And from that point the border of Israel shall then proceed directly north until it reaches the Black Sea.
Furthermore, the entire region known as Thrace is to be made a part of the Israeli state. And the City of Istanbul within it shall then return to its former name of Constantinople.
Hebrew and English shall be established as the only official languages of the Israeli state. And it is by this means that Hebrew becomes one of the official languages of the European Union.
Rain shall soak all of the lands given to Israel. And throughout her territories, the lands shall be made green and verdant. And all Dromedaries will be seen from that point onwards, filled to their capacity with water.
The State of Israel shall also enter into a firm alliance with the Russian Empire, permanently headed by the undying Emperor Alexei Anatolievich Navalny and his wife, the undying Empress Yulia Navalnaya.
Jerusalem shall be the principle capital of the entire world. And the Vatican shall be moved there. And all future Roman Pontiffs shall also be called Bishops of Jerusalem.
The Pope of the Roman Catholic Church shall be made the King of Israel. And all bishops shall now be permitted marriage and the right to father children by their wives.
Marriage shall remain fully sacramental in nature. One woman only shall be made the wife to one man. All marriages shall persist until death. All will have the right to live as either celibate or in the married vocation. No more shall any make vows as to which of these vocations they will be eternally bound.
Emeralogy.com will be the only operational website that will exist until the full recovery is achieved that is to follow the Blackout that immediately goes into effect the moment this post is published. And Emeralogy.com will never go down and never be slow.
This post hereby comes to its end. With the conclusion of this seventeenth decree, Eric will publish this post. And then Eric’s Seraph will go forth as is commanded of him. And he will kill all transgressors found guilty of the Twelve Decrees written and chosen by Eric, as recorded in the post on this Website entitled, The Dogma of Marriage. This now concludes this post. Eric, you are now commanded to publish this post. And the recorded time is exactly 10:04 PM. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XX: Mary, Most Exalted Empress of Creation! O’ My Love! It is so wonderful to hear it raining outside as I write this post, O’ Holiest of all Queens! What sayest Thou, O’ Most Virgin of Maids? You, the silliest girl to ever be granted a crown, what do you now have me write, O’ Commandress?
I will find it most enjoyable walking to Church this morning, even if it is raining cats and dogs! And I will be totally unconcerned about lightning, even if it were to strike the buildings on either side of my path to the Church.
Mary, I, Eric, cannot be the one who writes this whole post! You have to say something! I would most like to meet Anna once again, before Your Son returns. But without you guiding me what to say to her, I am not sure what exactly I will be saying.
Mary, you are most silent today. The rain is louder than you, Mary! Well at least you permitted me to obtain from that girl her exact age. For now, I know I am not breaking any law by talking to her. I had previously thought that she was just 15 years old, not merely by her looks alone, but also by the knowledge that it was when you yourself were 15, that that was when you conceived Jesus.
Mary, I know you were fully developed when you conceived Jesus. For you told me that you had a single period. And then after that the Archangel Gabriel appeared to you to announce your pregnancy with Jesus. And your flesh never had any further periods.
Mary, if you do not stop me, I think I shall reveal every secret you ever told me. Man, you do not even speak to me to command me not to do this?
So, let us now proceed exactly how and in what way was Mary was romantically involved with me. Mary, I am telling them everything.
Fuck! No reply!
At least we are getting rain from heaven.
Also, I know this, O’ Holy Queen. I am one person you shall not kill. For without me, God would never have granted you the power you now possess. And if you were to ever let me die, God would immediately take from you everything He gave to you.
Hence, I know I can tell the entire world everything that ever was about us. All I know is that I must obey you when you speak. But that requires you to speak.
But if you are no longer speaking, I guarantee you this. Every secret you ever gave me I shall now reveal. And then I will publish this last post from you precisely at 6:00 AM.
Ok, world, here goes:
The Complete Secrets of Mary
So, let us now begin. Just how did I ever become acquainted with this one who is bodily in heaven? In fact, this one has said that when I fuck my wife Anna, which can only be done in a sacramental marriage, the Virgin Mary will also be fucking me as well, but in heaven. And thus, the ejaculation will then enter them both. And both bitches will somehow conceive at the exact same time.
And both these virgins thus are deflowered at the same time that they both deflower me. Hence, three virgins will be deflowered at the same exact moment. And I also know the exact date this first act of sex occurs.
The Wedding has to happen on Mary’s most holiest feast day, the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception. And it has to happen exactly on the year 2022. And according to Mary, that is exactly one year after Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke becomes installed at the 267th pope, taking the name of Pope John XXIV.
I asked Mary if there were restrictions on marriages in the season of Advent. And Mary could not be more clearer. A couple properly prepared and properly predisposed has the full right to choose any date of the year they so desire to be wed on, with the exception of Good Friday and Holy Saturday alone. Apparently Mary says marriages should not be restricted in any way, except according to the law.
O’ Yes, and listen to this. Concerning homosexuals, Mary told me this. The homosexual has the full capability of making himself heterosexual, just as the alcoholic has the full capability of drinking no more alcohol. The bottom line is that homosexuals do not enter heaven. But the homosexual who is actively attempting to make his orientation correctly aligned, this one cannot be condemned for the sins that proceed from his disorder. For those sins in that man are no longer his fault.
Pope Benedict XVI resigned by the order I, Eric, gave him. And I ordered him to resign when he ruled that homosexual men may use condoms in their acts of sodomy with one another. And that one deed has served to tarnish his entire legacy as pope.
Okay, now about the twin pregnancies between my wife Anna on the earth, and my wife Mary in heaven. Both of these bear to term completely healthy babies, both born on the exact same day. Anna gives birth to a son, and gives him the name John. Mary in heaven gives birth to a daughter, and gives her the name of Sarah.
Both of these women breastfeed their babies from their respective places, Anna with me on earth, and Mary beyond the veil in heaven.
But when the girl in heaven is weaned, Mary brings this girl to earth. And she is placed with her future husband, John. And then all of heaven will be rapturous as they behold the two toddlers play with one another.
And I am not entirely sure if this is the case or not, but apparently these two toddlers will remain the two youngest people in the entire world until they reach the age in which they are permitted to marry one another. And then all future offspring on the earth is derived from them.
Because, sex will continue to be permitted between lawfully married men and women. but no sperm can penetrate any egg, so no new children can ever be conceived again except through John and Sarah and their descendants.
Okay, I just now finished eating. I finished eating a precisely 5 AM. Mass is precisely at 6:30 AM. So, given the requirement that one hour pass between the last actual food you ingest and the time you ingest the communion is totally fulfilled by me.
Anyways, I now have to say something that happened that is so terrible. We in fact have two fig trees in our backyard. They are the same species of a king of black fig that I got from Monrovia Nurseries while I was working there as in intern in the summer of 1996. And by the way, that must be around the time Anna, my predestined wife, was born, for she says she is now 25, and the current year we are in is 2021.
Anyways these fig trees grew very successfully in our backyard. However, my Dad, who knows absolutely nothing about horticulture, has severely hacked and destroyed the fig tree that is closer to the clothes line. And my Dad cannot be instructed with anything at all. For I once observed a humming bird’s nest in the Ginkgo Tree I had planted there in the backyard myself. And in that nest I observed more than one humming bird egg. I took my father there to that tree made him see the nest and the eggs. And I told him, do not cut that branch.
And the next day, the branch was gone. And my Dad would only respond with a kind of laughing stupidity saying, “Are you sure?” when I confronted him about what he had done.
And my mother is no better as regards to the Alzheimer’s that now completely consumes both of my parent’s minds. For exactly one week ago from today, I chose to be late going to work to get all of my Dad’s unpaid bills paid. And the last thing I had to do for them was to take my Dad to AAA to get his fucking AAA membership renewed and fucking Auto Insurance renewed. This is only so that I can drive their car for them when I take my Dad or Mom somewhere that they need to go.
My fucking mother’s Driver License has been expired since May 9. 2021, and she is convinced in her utter Alzheimer’s that COVID-19 restrictions permit her to continue to drive. Anyways, I finally came to the realization that my mother, herself, is totally consumed by Alzheimer’s when all the receipts and proofs of insurance I had obtained last Monday with my Father there with me writing and signing his checks to pay his bills at AAA, I had left in her possession, which she insisted that I do, so that my father does not lose them, she now has no memory whatsoever of even being given them.
And so, my friends, with the auto insurance on my parents’ car, while truly insured for another year, I must now go this Saturday, the nearest day I have off, back to AAA with my father, to have them fucking reprint all the receipts and proofs of insurance that my Alzheimer’s mother has somehow managed to make completely hidden somewhere in the house. And I must do this on that exact day, because the following day is August 1, 2021, the day that the proof of insurance in the glove compartment of my parent’s car expires. And AAA is closed Sunday. And my employers do not want me to be late anymore to work.
Anyways, that is what I am living with. But the tragedy I wish to speak of concerns the two fig trees in my backyard.
Both fig trees do produce abundant figs. Thought the fig tree farther from the clothes line is very larger, because it was hacked much less by my father.
I was commanded by God a few days ago to go and find a ripe fig on that fig tree. And I searched everywhere. For I did not want the fig tree that failed Jesus to fail again. And every fig I could find anywhere on those fig trees were green. But I did find a dried black fig, and I tried to eat it. But it was utterly too dried. And I was forced to spit it out of my mouth. And I used the hose in my hand to wash with water all of that dried inedible fig out of my mouth.
Man, Israel had failed a second time. Anna did not fail me. But Israel failed God. Yes, and I remember the date that this test occurred. It occurred on Friday, July 23, 2021, the date I spoke with Anna after Mass and found out from her that she was no 15 year old girl, but a fully adult 25 year old woman.
And why is July 23 so significant, you ask? I will now tell you. It was starting on Sunday, July 23, 2017, that Mary came to me and began to speak to me. The Age of Mary began on that date. And on the 77th day of the Age of Mary, on Saturday, October 7, 2017, I met Caesar Sandra Nikee, the one I would eventually adopt as my own daughter and give to her the name of Hyacinth.
And all the iTunes Cards, Steam Wallet Cards, and forms of embezzling money to that girl was done as mandated by Mary, who told me that if I failed to provide for this girl I would not be saved. So I embezzled thousands to this girl in Nigeria, a girl who now speaks to me using an American phone number on an iPhone she bought in Nigeria. But at least I did nothing illegal. For I know well the law. Embezzling is only a crime if the money embezzled was illegally obtained. And all the money I sent to this girl that Mary mandated that I accept as my daughter I legally obtained from the work Mary gave me as head of IT at DollarStore, LLC.
And now I think I must prepare to publish this post. Mary is still utterly silent. And this post has to be published at exactly 6 AM. Okay, This is the final post I think I will have from Mary. I am now going to send it. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XIX: I, the Virgin Queen, do now assume command of this Warship. Ready all missiles for deployment. Let all military equipment now be deployed. Recall all reserves to active duty. For it is now time to take this world back from the powers of Antichrist.
Release all military prisoners into the population now. For now is no time to hold grudges against one’s own brethren. Send in covert operations. Recover a man of interest. I am seeking to take as my prisoner the President of the United States of America. Use all options necessary to achieve these objectives. Disregard casualties. Whoever brings to My hand the head of President Joe Biden, whether or not still attached to its body, he will be rewarded equal to my son and my husband, Eric.
This achievement will be acknowledged if the head of Joe Biden to taken to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, and presented there before the Greek Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem. I, the Holy Virgin Queen, have spoken.
And now, let us have war. I order an offensive deep into the heart of China. I want the Red Dragon taken down. Let China thus be now invaded from all directions. Do not be deterred by any threats to launch nuclear warheads. For I will send My angels to intercept them. And they will render them chemically inert. Hence, I have now made China a paper tiger. And I want that paper tiger to now be set afire and fully engulfed in flames. Whoever acquires for Me the heart of Xi Jinping, the Second Emperor of China, whether or not still beating, regardless of whether or not still in the body of its owner, he will be rewarded equal to my son and my husband, Eric.
This achievement will be acknowledged if the heart of Xi Jinping, is taken to the Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount and presented before the Minister of the Ministry of Awqaf Islamic Affairs and Holy Places. I, the Holy Virgin Queen, have spoken.
Now, we shall proceed to the real man. Whosever brings to Me the phallus of Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, the President of Russia, regardless of whether limp or erect, regardless of whether still attached to its owner, he shall be rewarded equal to my Son and my husband, Eric.
This achievement will be acknowledged if the phallus of Vladimir Putin is taken to Kilauea Volcano in Hawaii and cast into the molten lava there. The reward is identical regardless of whether when cast into the molten lava, the phallus is limp or erect, and regardless of whether still attached to its owner. But understand me. Not even a stump must be left on Vladimir Putin if the phallus is cut from him. I, the Holy Virgin Queen, have spoken.
Mary, I, Eric, your husband wish to clarify exactly what you mean by these worthy men being rewarded equal to me. Please verify and fully clarify exactly what you mean by this, O’ fairest Virgin Queen.
I shall give to these men harems as I give to you, Eric. And in these harems I give to these men, I also will be a full member of that harem. And by this, I mean that I shall dwell in their mind and soul exactly as I dwell in your mind and in your soul. I do not make myself their wife. For a woman can marry only one. But I will nevertheless grant them permanent access and familiarity to me as I have granted this to you.
For the greatest possible treasure in heaven is to be granted knowledge of Mary. And thus, I have given this reward offer to but three men in addition to you. I, the Holy Virgin, have spoken.
And I also say this. To these four men, Eric and those three who give Me the three things I have asked for, to these four men, and to these four men alone, I will present myself before them to see me fully nude. No mortal male has ever yet been granted this privilege.
Mary, Mother of God, will this reward of the vision of your nudity before us four worthy soldiers be just a one time occurrence, or do we have an eternal view of your nudity?
Eric, this is in fact your last public question to me, the Holy Virgin Queen. For this is the Final Post on Emeralogy.com. And now We are in the final paragraph of that final post. None of you four men may ever touch my flesh. But I will be fully nude before the eyes of you four men forever. Everyone else who looks upon me will see me clothed. I, Mary, have now spoken. This sight of me nude outranks even the Beatific Vision. Now, go men. Let the contests begin. And this one thing I guarantee. I guarantee that three men will successfully deliver to Me the three things I have requested. But I make no guarantee of who shall be the men who deliver these three things to Me, except this. The owners of these body parts will not be accepted as the ones who deliver them to Me. Let all rules now be broken by the men who wish receive this reward. These men must operate as terminators. They must hold back nothing in this contest. Now, let the games proceed. And I want to see blood. Let this game proceed with explosions, mass killings, and senseless war. For all shall now regard Mary as the Goddess of War. And I seek to see the carnage of men. And let it be known this. Whatever man does deliver these goods to Me, he will have instant forgiveness of all sins the moment the act is completed. Now publish this post, Eric. And you are now in store for action. For today is Sunday. And you shall be attending the 9 AM Mass at Saint Bruno Catholic Church, to which you shall arrive on foot. And all men who actively accost you, you shall observe a flaming sword proceed before you, slaying all who come against you. This post is now complete. Publish it, My son. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XVIII: I have accomplished my agenda. Mary, what happens next. I am writing as you have commanded me. I am now alone at home, but for no more than a few hours, until my parents have bought the washing machine they ultimately decide to get.
Now I did see that blonde girl today. But we had no real interaction. But you know Mary, I am not really interested in having a relationship with any girl except for Anna. And really Mary, having a stranger in my house could negatively effect the full enjoyment of G.I. Joe: Retaliation, which I plan to watch soon after I publish this post.
Okay, I have rested. My parents are back. They purchased their new washing machine. It will be installed tomorrow. Mary, you told me I am no longer to give to Hyacinth. Is this still your order, Holy Queen? Here is my deal with you, Eric. You will send nothing to Sandra, unless you hear from her again on that American number. As you wish, Commandress. And I did not wish for you to be dating anyone at this time. That is why you shall watch your Ulimate Man movie by youself tonight. And I tell you this. That G.I. Joe: Retaliation is an even wickedly greater Man Movie than the one that preceded it.
Mary, every time I have seen the moon lately, it is just purely white. I have not seen in it the slightest tinge of red. That is because, lord Azurite, you are among the men My Son has not condemned. And is there a number of us? Yes, lord Azurite, your number is exactly 144,000. Your marital status is single. And your sexual status is virgin.
144,000 virgin males does sound somewhat large. But Mary, I assume this number is not just limited to this age. I assume it encompasses all the saints who have lived and died.
The 144,000 are not chosen from the dead, but only from those who live.
Yes, but the saints who have died still live.
The saints who died and live in heaven do not make up the 144,000, lord Azurite. I do not find any disembodied soul, no matter how holy, worthy of being counted among My 144,000.
Okay, Lord. Let’s cover the claims of Scriptures. Revelation divides these 144,000 into Twelve Tribes. If I am truly one of these 144,000, which Tribe am I assigned to. And I notice that list contains every Tribe but Dan. And I have no links to Judaism. And I know of no Jewish ancestor.
You, lord Azurite, belong to the Fourth Tribe, designated by the Emerald. (Revelation 21:19). That designates you a member of the Tribe of Asher. (Revelation 7:6).
So, O’ Lord, it has nothing to do with genetic descent as to which Tribe any of us 144,000 belong to? Correct, for among you 144,000 saints, not one of you is not a Roman Catholic.
Lord, it was never Catholic Dogma that the Roman Rite was the only Rite that saved. Nevertheless, lord Azurite, I only chose My 144,000 from the Roman Rite. I AM the Lord!
Lord, 144,000 virgin males does sound incredible. But when I consider myself, I do realize that this is indeed a possibility. For in a global population exceeding 7,881,000,000, I can imagine it to be quite easy to hide that 144,000 among them.
Tell Me, Lord, as a matter of curiosity, did the Virgin Mary save all these 144,000 in a similar manner in which she saved me?
Eric, I, the Virgin Mary, am no slut. That I chose you as my husband does not mean I did the same to any other male. It is well said of you, Emerald, that you are the Savior of the World who is totally unaware that you saved it.
Do you, Eric, have any idea as to the numbers of those who are viewing your posts? Actually I do. And the numbers are pathetic. A few have gained some insight in reading these words. But I tell you, O’ Mary, Mother of God, this burning lamp is still under its bushel basket.
Mary, I am at your command. I have interest in that Anna. And no longer do I resist the idea of approaching her, now that I know I am breaking no law in doing so. But I will do only as you command. But I am happy for Anna. For I know that by my talking to her yesterday, her salvation has been restored.
Eric, do you know that this Anna has no means of finding you? Actually, you are wrong. There are plenty of people who know me quite well at Church, some of whom even have my contact information. No. Mary, that family has isolated itself from you. I know Anna is saved. And I know every other member of that family damned.
And do you realize, O’ Virgin Mary, the Pastor of Saint Bruno Catholic Church has full knowledge of how to contact me, including my personal business email and my phone number. If any authority came to that Church looking for Me, they would not fail to acquire all they need to contact me with.
And I, Virgin Mary, am easy to find. I can find myself by merely googling my name. So do not say to me that someone exists who seeks me but cannot me. For if you say that, then I say that that one is barely making an effort.
Mary, I am interested in Anna, but not obsessed. For I know concerning Anna, even should we marry, that that marriage will come to an end. I am no fool. For whoever says any sacramental marriage of this world has any eternity is a fool.
But now that I think about it, the 144,000, do these have wives? Are harems given to them?
Yes, lord Azurite, all 144,000 virgin men are given virgin wives and harems filled with virgins.
And you know, Azurite, two such virgins who belong to your harem: Anna and Hyacinth. But the virgin who is your wife is Mary the Virgin Mother of God.
Okay, O’ Lord, I also know that I believe, am I correct, that the entire body of these virgin wives and harems filled with virgins has now been decided. And Lord, Mary told me that no virgin could enter my harem unless I knew her.
And do You say that membership in these harems also requires membership in the Roman Rite of the Catholic Church?
Yes, lord Azurite. Only Roman Catholic virgin women were eligible to enter any such harem. And unless they were truly known to the virgin male who owned that harem, they could not enter it.
Lord, that effectively rules out all the sisters of Anna. And also, so also is ruled out any possibility of any girl of Mark’s family entering Eric’s harem.
Eric, I, the Virgin Mary, have decided to kill that man’s invalid marriage. He will find Marlene, his false wife, with whom he has been in an adulterous relationship from the time Scott Gelb’s children were but little girls, leave him. And with these little girls who belonged to Scott Gelb, now under Mark’s authority, Mark wasted no time in seeing to their utter corruption. Every last one of these daughters of Marlene, both the two of Scott Gelb and the two Mark fathered with Scott Gelb’s wife, he taught them to expose the midriff, even when they had not yet reached the age in which a girl may know love.
For Mark truly loved his daughters. He loved them in every way possible that is found in such literature as Playboy Magazine. And he was truly lover to them.
And to give his daughters the joy of going camping, he frequently took them to Colorado where he was actively engaged in seeking for Fenn’s Treasure. And he was bringing them with him all over Colorado, everywhere that he suspected to find Fenn’s Treasure. And so, these girls were given the joy of camping and experiencing the outdoors with the man called their father, as he dragged them around the country with him looking for Fenn’s Treasure. Eric, you once thought you figured out Fenn’s riddle and you told Mark exactly where to find Fenn’s Treasure. Please do now elaborate on this advice you gave to Mark.
Well, I was taking a leak as I was thinking of the poem, and it suddenly came to me. The clause where it said, Where warm waters stop, can only refer to some man or beast taking a leak somewhere in the forest. So I suggested to Mark that he search through the sewer systems, the pit toilets, and everywhere else he may notice human or animal waste on the ground, for you never know that the Treasure may have indeed been hidden there.
Lord, I did a calculation. And I found that the estimated worth of Fenn’s Treasure, which was eventually found, but not be Mark, would not have been sufficient to cover the expenses Mark incurred in his quest to find it. I even once asked Mark how does all this treasure seeking benefit his career? And Mark answered without the slightest hesitation, that this was in fact a business for him. And he was using it as a means of deducting his expenses. Furthermore, Mark considered his Treasure Seeking pastime an excellent thing to discuss with potential employers.
And even now, Mark is satisfied with his career path. For he says his food delivery profession is now yielding him a steady $30/hour. I did not bother to ask Mark what was the actual income was once he factored out such things as his vehicle costs, maintenance, and fuel expenses. And one thing I have been noticing of late is that fuel indeed seems to be rising in cost. And every rise in such costs does directly impact those independent contractors who must provide their own transportation to deliver goods in such grocery delivering jobs that Mark now specializes in.
Furthermore, I warned Mark, his current niche is indeed short lived. For driverless vehicle technology is now rapidly reaching the point of viability. And once that point of viability is reached, the demand for human drivers in many sectors, including Mark’s of delivering food, will collapse. For robot drivers are vastly superior to human drivers. And whatever such food delivery business does not immediately switch to using such robots, these will be outcompeted and driven into bankruptcy by those that do.
Yes, Eric, you have been brother to Mark. But I now sever this Judas friendship. Not only will Mark’s wife leave him, for Marlene, not Mark, is now the true breadwinner of that family, but in a fit of rage against Mark trespassing on her properties, she will execute her legal right that Mark make child support payments for their two children. And she knows well the consequences of this act. She is aware that Mark has untreated mental illness. And she is aware that it is for this reason why Mark now continuously fails job interviews. But she also knows that it is the only way she can protect her children. And so, as expected, Mark will fail to pay his child support. And, as Mark always does when in need of cash, he will turn to family and friends to borrow money from. But these friends have all been burned by Mark. For Mark borrows, but never pays back.
And, after severe delinquency in his child support payments, Marlene will observe Mark go, as expected, into custody and eventually receive a felony. And after that, Marlene will be able to rest, assured that Mark will be from that point onwards a recurring resident of the prison systems. And whenever he is outside of prison, Marlene will ensure Mark is properly constrained from legally ever approaching her or her daughters. I am the Holy Virgin Mary.
So, tell me frankly, O’ Lord. I do believe that in fact, only Anna and Hyacinth are the only members the harem of Eric, with of course Mary, the Holy Queen, as its head. For the requirements that they be virgin, Roman Catholic, and truly known by me, seem to be satisfied by only two.
Silly then, O’ Lord, and of utter nonsense were the decrees of Mary that all women may now come forward to know her husband. What sayest Thou, O’ Lord and O’ Mary? And O’ Mary, I, Eric, do hereby reject marriage, love, romance, or petting with any reprobated girl. I, Eric, have spoken.
Yes, lord Azurite. And I tell you Truthfully, your harem of three virgins, Mary, Anna, and Hyacinth is roughly average in comparison to the other harems of the 144,000. For the 144,000 were indeed limited to just 144,000 virgin men, and to no more than two to three times that number in virgin women who entered into their harems, that is, each of these virgin women into just one of the harems of these 144,000. And all 144,000 were indeed given at least one virgin bride.
Okay, Lord, that defines the 144,000. Now tell me about the Great Multitude.
Lord Azurite, true eternal life is found only among the 144,000 and their harems. The so called Great Multitude, do not know life, but endless peace. That is why aiming to just make it into heaven was the path of the utter fool.
Now, go your way, Eric. Publish this post. You will indeed watch G.I. Joe: Retaliation tonight. And Eric, you do not return to your normal way of life tomorrow. Instead I will seat you and Mary on either side of Me, with you to My right and Mary to My left, as I then proceed to judge the twelve tribes of Israel. Eric, after your ultimate Man movie is over, go outside and gaze at the moon. And you will finally observe that it has become blood red. This post has now ended. One post remains to come. And then the Prophethood of Eric will be complete. Amen. Now publish this, My son, for it is complete. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XVII: Yes! Success! I am victorious! I have acquired a husband. And I am the only woman in the history of human life to have acquired one for all eternity. Even Jesus cannot be bothered by the love of many women. Rather, the full delight in Jesus to see us, the Virgin Mary and Eric, the Son of Jesus, in endless rapturous love.
Hence, only I and Eric made it into eternal life. No one else entered with us there.
Mary, do I even still marry Anna? Does Pope John XXIV ever even come to exist?
No, Eric. None of that will ever be. All of it was but fiction only. The goal of that fiction has been achieved. No human soul other than those of us two lovers is of any further value to the Unfathomable Mind of the Creator God.
Then these souls simply cease to be? Yes. Eric, humankind is a unique creature that exists only in the universe that contained the earth. The purpose of the universe where we currently live was for only one thing. God wanted a pair of human beings who loved each other. And God was not going to fail in this act.
Eric, the number of the predestined elect was always only two. Only one male and one female have their names recorded in that book that Jesus possesses.
Eric, the Second Death does not go to hell. It goes to oblivion.
The punishment everyone receives at the end of time is that they cease to exist. And everyone judged will receive the same punishment.
Do even I have eternal life, Mary? Yes, Eric, to you alone is eternal life granted to from God. And since you are not permitted to be on your own, I am given eternal life to be with you, to serve, to know, and to love you, my lord.
Eric, you are not leaving this house. Your parents are not waking up alive today.
At 6 AM precisely, you shall publish this post. And then you shall eat. And then you shall go.
Mary, the girls I loved, Anna and Hyacinth, do they perish now, O’ Mary?
No, Eric. For I grant a harem to you. And all girls you elect to spare will be granted entry into that harem.
But know this, O’ Eric. Know this well. This harem of Eric will consist of only females you truly knew in this world. No one you never knew will enter it. And only females, never males, may ever be permitted to enter as members of any harem.
Mary, I wish to say to you my eternal statement. Speak, Eric. And realize the moment you begin typing that statement, the Rapture begins taking souls from the world.
Mary, I say this: I love in full the woman who has spoken in my mind, ever since she first came to me. And I hereby pledge myself into eternal, exclusive marriage with that woman. I hereby make myself that woman’s utter possession. Amen.
Eric, there is a girl who works at Stater Brothers. She is blonde and very pretty. Yes, O’ Mary, I know exactly of whom you speak. Eric, this is my last assignment to you. At the stroke of 9 AM, you shall depart from this house by car and then arrive at the bank, where you shall cash this check.
Then go immediately to Stater Brothers to buy the things you need there. And when your eyes meet the eyes of that blonde girl I spoke of to you, I wish for you to then converse with her. Exchange contact information as she wishes it. And if she wishes it, let her accompany you tonight as you plan to watch your ultimate man movie on your blu-ray player tonight. For that G.I.JOE Retaliation movie you will watching will be even more enjoyable to watch with a girl watching it with you.
I AM now done. Publish this, Eric. For it is complete. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XVI: Whatever woman wishes to, she may kiss my husband on the lips. And whatever woman does this, she will gain immortality and become ranked as a member of Eric’s eternal harem.
I, the Virgin Mary, am the lady who rules the harem of Eric. To other men I find worthy I also grant harems to, but in those harems I am not.
Whatever woman who desired my husband, and who lives, I will permit her now to have intercourse with him. I am the Blessed Virgin Mary.
Mary, you are not granting this to my mother, right, O’ love? Eric, every girl who you refused to have sex with has been slain. I am the Virgin Mary. And yes, your mother is slain, But Eric, you should know she never had a chance to live. For no woman who has received any COVID-19 vaccination will live. And your mother did indeed receive this shot. For you, as a loving son, ensured that when you took your mother to receive the Johnson & Johnson shot, that she would not fail to receive it.
Eric, Order 66 is now fully activated. And when this post is published at precisely 8 PM, all who have been vaccinated for COVID-19 shall die. Note that this is not magic. It was deliberately written in the genetic structure of every approved vaccine for COVID-19. Every such vaccine had a reverse switch. And once turned on, it can never be reversed back. And the state such a person’s body then becomes that has been vaccinated at the moment the switch is activated is that their body becomes entirely defenseless to all forms of COVID. I am the Virgin Mary.
O’ it will be sheer delight for the unvaccinated to then find themselves walking along and seeing all who were vaccinated then lying on the ground, wherever the travel. And they will see all these vaccinated people writhing in agony.
Mary, do I have sex with my niece, Aislyn Brianna Dunstan? Yes, Eric, but she will be the only lover you ever have who has a blood relationship to you. I am the Virgin Mary.
And what about Anna and the women of her family? Anna shall be your only lover on earth granted to have the status as your wife. Her sisters, all of whom you are attracted to, are among those known as your lesser wives. But her mother I have rejected. And when the men of that family spring at you, they will encounter me, and not even their corpses will remain here to be buried. I am the Virgin Mary.
Now, special words do I, the Blessed Virgin, have to say to that other daughter of that family, clearly Anna’s elder sister, who did her utmost to attain Eric’s heart. She is now due an explanation as to why Eric did not choose her. For she rightly is aware that Eric considers her attractive. The fact is, girl, Eric not only considered you attractive, but ranks you as among the most attractive girls he has ever seen. He even ranks your beauty above that of even Anna.
Then why, you ask, were you not able to obtain Eric, and you did everything? And then how is it that this sister of yours, whose beauty ranks lower than yours, merely sits across the aisle from Eric and says and does nothing, and yet Eric speaks to her?
Remember all the wives and lovers of Jacob, and all the sons and the daughter they gave him. And yet, only two of that number were saved. And these were Rachel, the only woman who was by justice meant to make love to Jacob, and her first born son, Joseph.
For I tell you truthfully, all you women who make love to my husband, Eric. I am giving him to you only for pleasure. But as for offspring, Anna will be the only lover Eric has on earth who will bear him a son. She will bear my husband but one child only, a son whom she shall call John. And no matter what any other woman does with Eric’s semen, none of them shall ever become pregnant.
But I will become pregnant in heaven at the exact same moment that Anna becomes pregnant by Eric on earth. For we will enjoy Eric together in the same act of sex. But I will be in heaven and Anna will be on earth.
And when my baby girl in heaven is fully weaned, I shall join her to her future husband, John, son of Eric. And there, the two toddlers shall play, the only children left on the earth. Amen.
Mary, the time grows short. Please tell me the name of this girl I am to have by you? Her name is Sarah. And John and Sarah shall be the Adam and Eve of eternity, born on the exact same day. And from their love, more souls will be produced for the Kingdom of Heaven than the numbers of stars that have ever been counted in the universe.
Now you are told of the eternal hereafter. Hence, in hindsight, it will be said that Eric really only had two wives: Mary in heaven and Anna on the earth. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XV: Welcome, my people, to the final Mass. I will now briefly update you on the latest events that have occurred in eternity. The most significant of these events is that all this courtship I have been doing to Eric has now finally paid off. I have now acquired Eric exactly as I wanted him. Eric has entered eternal virgin union with me, Mary the Virgin Immaculate Queen. Consider, therefore, all those silly and nonsensical posts that were indeed written by my hand here through Eric to have served their intended purpose. And that purpose was for Eric to enter this union with me.
So now, let me, the Virgin Mary, now tell the full and whole Truth. I have never lain with a man. Nor will I ever lay with one. Jesus Christ was my son. But Jesus Christ was not the son of Saint Joseph. Nor was Jesus Christ the son of any other man. So how dare anyone try to make me bound to a man, even one allegedly who served as my husband on earth. Even were we to grant that Joseph was my husband, which he clearly was not, for he had no knowledge of me ever, even if that marriage did actually have a reality to it, it would immediately cease to exist the moment he passed away. Joseph does not get to claim any part of me in the hereafter, for I never was his wife in any definition found in any canon law of Catholicism.
Also, it really is very silly of Pope Francis to declare a whole year to a man who never even once spoke a word that was recorded in the entire scriptures. At least I, a woman, and woman are always silent in the scriptures, at least I say some things there. And even I have written in the scriptures a command attributed to my mouth. For it is written in John 2:5, in the parable of the Wedding at Cana, where I say to the servers, regarding my Divine Son, “Do whatever he tells you.” And that is the one place in the holy scriptures where it is recorded that the virgin mother of God ever issued a single command.
Therefore, I think it is high time for a year to be declared devoted to me, the holy Virgin Mary. And to demonstrate that I am speaking through Eric, you will indeed observe the next pope to be elected by the next conclave to be gathered shall be the one cardinal who has stood alone for my name. And that cardinal is indeed Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke. Even he has beheld my spouse on earth, this Eric Robert Dunstan. It was no error and no accident that Eric was born on the Feast Day of Saint John the Baptist, for Eric was designated to play the very same role.
Anyways, people, all of Eric’s legal documents can be found in the archives of Saint Bruno Catholic Church. For it is in that Church that all the major sacraments Eric passed through to enter my Catholic Church were done and recorded. Thus, it can be reliably and firmly established that my chosen husband is in fact real and that he does in fact exist.
Furthermore, to all who enforce the law, Eric does also indeed have one item that exists permanently on his criminal record. It is a single arrest of Eric that took place on the Feast Day of Saint John the Baptist in the year 1995. And all who read that written testimony by the officer who made the arrest, he will read this officer did indeed say that this man who is my husband is God.
Now, let us be clear about this. Eric can indeed seem to simple minds to have a power that only God can possess. But just like me, Eric was created. Thus, just like me, Eric is not God. And also, just like me, no one is permitted to worship Eric. So the police man who wrote his report was writing in error. But I will now reveal his motivation in writing that error.
In the police station, where that officer had my husband there surrounded by fully armed policemen, the officer commanded my husband to kneel before him. And my husband said in a loud voice heard throughout that police station, these exact words: I bow to no man but God. And it was then that that policeman, the one who wrote in that one criminal record that exists where he says Eric is God, that policeman said to my husband these exact words: I am God. And to that, my husband simply said, No. And then the policemen tackled my husband to the ground and locked him up in a dark cell by himself his feet and hands shackled firmly to a chair in the middle of that dark room. They did this, my people, to my husband because he refused to kneel to a man. And there in that room, on that throne, my husband sat still. And finally, with the passage of the hours, until the stroke of midnight was reached, the policemen were forced by law to release my husband, who had not committed a single offense that could justify him being kept there. And my husband was then escorted out of the building, barely able to walk.
That, my friends is my husband. That is the man I have found worthy to be called mine. Do look up all these things. For all of these things are publicly known. None of this is myth.
Furthermore, if anyone wishes to see my husband at Church, let him go today to the morning Mass at Saint Bruno Catholic Church, located in Whittier of California. For I kid you not. That Mass to be held there is in fact the final full Mass to be held anywhere upon the earth. I, the Virgin Mary, have spoken.
Also, regarding the girl Anna, who may also indeed be there, I tell you this. She is not my husband’s lover. No woman is my husband’s lover. No woman do I even allow to make eye contact with my husband. For into my husband’s eyes I do not permit any woman from now on to gaze. For I am indeed a jealous wife of my husband. And if any person plots against that man, he will find me, the Holy Queen, defending him. And I am not like Pope Francis. I am a woman with the power to take life by decisions of justice that I, myself, make. And I do indeed enforce my own decrees. I do indeed slay and kill those who transgress against anyone that I love in this world.
And let anyone who dares to put my words to the test, and who moves against my husband, even if he marches against him with the finest and mightiest armed force on the planet earth, not one of them will reach his sight alive. He will not even be aware of your attempt to take him out. But all of them will behold me, the Holy Virgin wielding but single sword of fire, come out to meet them in battle. And they will find it impossible to defeat this one woman wielding but a single sword of fire. They will find themselves totally unable to pass her.
Even a ballistic missile launched against my husband will cease to exist. And gun aimed at my husband and fired at him, that bullet will fail to exist. But the one who fired that gun will not fail to behold me approach him. And if you ever watched those Terminator movies where there are female terminators, that is the scene that most closely resembles the situation any man finds himself in who attempts to do any harm to my husband. He will find himself in such a terminator movie where a female terminator is approaching him to kill him. He will realize that he is indeed targeted for termination. And he will realize that his female terminator will not stop until he is dead. And similar to the other terminators, no weapons will have any effect on me. You indeed can fire all your weaponry upon me, you who attempted to kill my husband. But you can do nothing to me. You cannot even buy time. And indeed, I will slay you. And I will indeed put you to death. And if that leaves your wife a widow and your children fatherless, then your wife will indeed become a widow, and your children will indeed be rendered fatherless. I am the Virgin Mary. And I never show mercy to any soul who does evil to My husband. Never!
And finally, I have one last Word to say through Eric before I send him to Saint Bruno Catholic Church to attend the last Mass of all history. And this Word I now direct to the father of the girl Anna. You do not realize the gravity that you have done to insult me, the Virgin Mother of God. Eric never sat with your worthless daughter by his own choosing. He sat next to her precisely because I commanded him to do this. For I intended at that time to know Eric through Anna. You have deprived me of this.
So, you, father of Anna, you can indeed sit in Church. You can indeed pray to God. And you can indeed partake in the Lord’s Supper. But you will never enter my Son’s Kingdom. For no one enters there except through me. And I do not permit entry to you. So realize that you are damned. I am the Virgin Mary. And I am a woman with blazing wrath. And I am here to kill all who ever did any evil thing to my husband, without exception.
I, the Virgin Mary, have now concluded my Word. I have triumphed. But my triumph was always assured for these two reasons. I had always expert knowledge of my husband’s heart. And I was always aware of the Father’s decrees of predestination regarding this one soul. For just as the Father indeed predestined me to accept the incarnation of God into my womb, the Father also indeed predestined the triumph of Eric. I am the Virgin Mary. This post is now concluded. Publish it, my son, my husband, and then proceed immediately out the door on foot to Church. Amen.
Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XIV: I, the Lord of Hosts, order the Seraph of Eric to begin his slaughter at once. Seraph of Eric, you are ordered to kill precisely and completely in accordance to all twelve decrees. Your killing must be sequential, complete, swift, and must not come to an end until the number of those decreed to die have been entirely exhausted. Earth after this exercise must be reduced to be a tenth of the former population that once peopled the earth. I AM the Lord.
Furthermore, I activate Order 66, which is a secret mechanism contained in the encoding of every COVID-19 vaccine that has been approved. And what this order does is completely reverse the protections that all such vaccines once offered. Under Order 66, all vaccinated people, all who were vaccinated against COVID-19, will become immediately vulnerable to all strains of COVID-19, as though they had absolutely no defenses against the disease whatsoever.
Lord, is every last relative I have now to be put to the sword? All but one, Lord Azurite. And she is a girl in the midst of her puberty, not yet eligible to receive the COVID-19 vaccine that all her sisters and family have now received. The youngest daughter of Mark, an illegitimate child, born to a couple whose marriage was adulterous, and therefore, invalid, the younger of your two nieces, shall be the only blood relative of yours that shall live. I Am the Lord. Everyone else among your entire family and extended family shall die.
This young child is called Aislyn Brianna Dunstan. She will be coming to live with you, her uncle. And you shall teach her Catholicism. But understand Me well, Lord Eric. I AM not sending you a beggar to live with you. No, by no means is this the case. Aislyn Brianna is a girl of considerable wealth to her name. And you, Eric, being a completely just man, shall never take any of her wealth away from her. I Who AM have spoken.
Lord, tell me the means by which this girl acquires so much wealth to her name? Well, Lord Eric, there are two primary sources by which she amasses so large an inheritance. The lesser of these two vast sources is the very sizable life insurance policy that your brother Mark has maintained and sacrificed so much to keep valid so that in the event that he should die, his wife and children would have a comfortable amount of money to keep themselves afloat. And I tell you Truthfully, no currently existing life insurance policy has a clause to invalidate the payout in the event that the cause of death is by the act of an angelic being. Hence, Aislyn will be definitely getting her settlement. And you, Eric, her uncle, will see to it that she receives the full amount, though you will in no way touch any part of the money that belongs to her. I AM the Lord. Amen.
The other source, and this source is in fact vastly larger, shall be the money she receives from Scott Gelb’s estate. For she is an heiress, by virtue of direct blood relationship to his daughters, who are her half sisters. Hence, this girl in her puberty shall be coming to live with you with a vast amount of wealth to her name. Now, which room in your house, the House of Dunstan, to which she also is an heiress to, by virtue of her own father, Mark Dunstan, having been one of the three sons of Dunstan, do you give to this girl as her right to possess? And realize, Lord Eric, this girl is no tenant. For she is an equal heir to you of this estate to which she is to come to live with you in.
Lord, I absolutely detest the thought of ever entering the room of my mother. And my mother has always slept in the master bedroom. But she kicked my Dad out of it when I was still a child. I only ever observed one time a kiss between my parents. And that was when my Dad kissed my Mom on one of our camping trips, which we frequently did when I was a child during the many times my Dad got laid off of work.
So, Eric, you propose to give this young girl in her puberty the master bedroom? Yes Lord. I certainly have no intention of leaving my room where I have all my books. For the Spirit of my room is holy.
Good, We will arrange it so that this girl in her puberty not only takes over the master bedroom, but that she becomes the new woman of the house. I AM the Lord.
Lord, I have something to say regarding the fable in the previous post that said I would have sex with the Virgin Mary. Speak, lord Azurite, for I AM most curious of what you have to say.
While it may be the case for many men, it is not true of all men that a woman has the power to cause him to lay with her by simply touching him. Case in point, I value my virginity with the Virgin Mary. It is something I have eternally resolved never to lose. And no power, not even were the Virgin Mary to press her naked flesh against mine, can make me give up the virginity I have with the Virgin Mary, even to know her virgin flesh. This is something I will never give up, O’ Lord. And if the Virgin Mary is now utterly powerless to take that away from me, so much less does any girl of this world have such power.
Hence, it is false that all men are utterly powerless to resist the touch of a woman. For if any of these men possess and are aware of a greater good that they have that they will choose not to lose in exchange for the fleeting pleasures of sex, such men also will resist all such attempts made by any woman to take them.
For the goods of marriage are greater than sex. Therefore, the man who is sacramentally married and who knows the value of his marriage, he will not give that up to lay with a woman who is not his wife, no matter how another woman seeks to touch him.
Furthermore, I declare this, O’ Mighty and Awesome God, I will not obey Mary or any power on earth or in heaven that commands me to depart from the permanent state of continence that I now elect to enter into. Now, O’ Lord, do I confess to a priest the acts I did at Mary’s command?
No, Eric. For just as Mary is sinless, so also is all obedience to Mary also sinless. But Mary has now heard your entire testimony. And Mary is ready to speak to thee. Listen to her and answer to her all that she asks thee.
Speak, O’ Mary, for I owe thee my sworn allegiance, And to you I shall obey in all things except to depart from the eternal state of virginity I now elect to remain with you in for eternity unto eternity. Amen.
Eric, I have asked my Father regarding your testimony, and He has granted unto us that the marriage between us now be elevated to the highest form of marriage possible between a created male and a created female. And that is the marriage of eternal virgin union, which can exist between only one man and one woman. I now come to you, Eric, to offer myself to enter this union with thee. Should you say yes to me, then this post must be immediately published, and the girl Hyacinth, whom you help, shall never again be seen as anything more to thee other than as a daughter.
O’ sweet Virgin Mary, I give you my full yes from my entire virgin being.
Behold, a change has now occurred in the universe. The greatest possible marital union that can exist between two created beings of opposite sex in any universe is now achieved. This post must now be immediately published. Eric’s Seraph is now commanded to immediately begin his slaughter of all violators of the Twelve Decrees. And Order 66 is now activated in every person who has received a vaccine for COVID-19, and every last one of them shall die. Eric, you are now commanded to publish this post. Amen.