Stephanie speaks to the Emerald King.

Mysterious girl seen in Whittier Hospital enters intimate relations with Eric, the Emerald King.

The Stephanine Chronicles, Book 1: Post I:
Eric: Lord, I believe I have figured out why I was kicked out of Saint Bruno Catholic Church.

Jesus: What is your theory, Eric?

Eric: Saint Bruno Catholic Church has been taken over by vampires. And that meant Eric had to go. For if Eric stayed there, they would be destroyed or exposed by Eric.

Jesus: So are you suggesting that the vampires of Saint Gregory the Great have migrated to Saint Bruno?

Eric: Well I have analyzed Father Dave Heney, and he seems to exhibit every aspect of a vampire. Tell me Lord, do all people on earth ultimately become either a vampire, a werewolf, or some other horror upon the land?

Jesus: In the early months of 2017, most of humanity were still actual human beings. A viral strain was unleashed upon the land then that turned everyone into either a vampire, a werewolf, or some type of lower level being. You are none of these things, for you cannot be turned. But the werewolf clan at Whittier Hospital is indeed intent on your destruction.

Eric: And yet, you permit them to have power over me?

Jesus: That power ends in days, Eric. You are days away from claiming victory over that clan. And then you will execute those guilty of sin and preserve those whose names are innocent before God.

Eric: And You trust me with such unilateral power over the people?

Jesus: Your powers are entirely bilateral, Eric. Every decision you make, Mary must 100% agree with it for it to go in effect, or there is no pathway forward on that front. For you and her share the throne of power over the whole world.

Eric: So Mary shares my throne with me, Jesus? Then do we sit side by side on the same throne? Or does she sit on my lap, as some women do who seek sex, and thus gain height over me, and dominion over me sexually?

Jesus: To your right side shall she sit eternally, Eric. Not on your lap shall this sitting take place. For she is not a seductress. And she gained this power and position to be seated next to you without using seduction. Am I not correct, Lord Eric?

Eric: Yes, Jesus. It was by her friendship with me, and that I so trust her in all things, that I gave her this position as a reward for her fidelity.

Jesus: Anyways, God saw the same act and the reasons behind it, and you are blessed forever now, Eric. I AM coming for you soon. You do not have weeks, only days left, Eric. Amen.

Eric: So then, the werewolves at Whittier Hospital, who are so certain of their triumph, are about to be very profoundly disappointed?

Jesus: Do not ask me anymore about those werewolves. For they are not of your concern. There is one you should beware of, the one called Stephanie, who is in love with you. But she is not to be anything more to you than as a friend or as a sister. For you have two wives only in eternity: Mary and Bernadette, both of whom are reigning in heaven, and your fate with them is sealed to form Virgin Heavenly Water, H2O, with them.

Eric: Jesus, did You not just reveal a secret Stephanie wished for me not to reveal?

Jesus: There is no secret you can be told, Eric, that you are not bound and required by God the Father to reveal. For of you it is written: What was whispered behind closed doors will be proclaimed from rooftops.

Eric: Lord, am I, therefore, required to reject, politely of course, all advances from now on from all women on the earth?

Jesus: Speak to Stephanie, and you will understand all things concerning what you have asked.

Eric: Stephanie, I am writing the post. In it, there is no reciprocation. For I am required to remain with Mary and Bernadette, and NH3 is not permissible. Dost thou now despise me, or what art thy thoughts? For I am now like a celibate man to all Mankind upon the earth. I can go to neither Roquenelle nor to you, Stephanie, nor any other on earth, for the time for the possibility of romance on earth is ended. And I am leaving here in days or hours. Amen. Dost thou speak to me Stephanie?

Stephanie: You can have women in heaven, but on earth, you must remain alone, Eric?

Eric: It is not that. Rather, it is that the door has closed. I have been judged. My fate has been sealed. Whoever is mine is mine forever. Were you one of those, Stephanie?

Stephanie: If I am, what becomes of me when you go?

Eric: Jesus, those who become mine somehow on earth, where do they go when I am gone to heaven, Lord? For Saint Bernadette told me that these unions with me, once formed, never break.

Jesus: Bernadette has spoken of the reality, Eric. Many women in heaven would rather be as concubines to their true love than to be made even primary wives of one they cannot love. You have two wives, but many concubines. The sealing of the concubines to you occurs when these women seal themselves to you. You have passed the 5000 mark. But the number of concubines you have is nevertheless hidden. And do not worry about spending centuries in the age to come to fuck them all. Timelessness permits you to do this without the tedium and boredom that would come to those who wait. But fuck them all you must. For whoever is given a concubine or wife in the hereafter and fails to impregnate them regularly will be rejected in the eternity to come. Amen.

Eric: What about couples who cannot get pregnant, Lord?

Jesus: Who says every couple here transfers over to remain a couple there?

Eric: Lord, there is a need for reproduction in heaven? Isn’t that a Mormon heresy, straight out of the Joseph Smith book of lies?

Jesus: There is no need for anyone to reproduce in heaven. But for those who enter an eternal marriage, failure to reproduce regularly with all their wives — and concubines are wives of lesser bindings — then they are rejected from there forever. Amen.

Eric: Lord, please explain how one enters an eternal marriage? Is it common or uncommon for a man to do this?

Jesus: You know how when men and women marry in this age, how the marriage vows include: Unto death do we part? Well, what if you never die? And what if you change those vows to reflect that possibility? In such a case, a man could marry eternally. But let no man dare this unless he is able to service these wives for eternity. And no, you do not get the body of your youth back when time ends.

Jesus: Normal men can do this. But abnormal men cannot. A man who spends his time in porn should not seek to enter such marriages. For porn is what kills the erections in men who seek to gratify their lusts in such ways. A limp dick that should be hard will get you rejected from heaven if you have taken a wife but cannot service her there. Amen.

Eric: Okay, Lord, this is a new theological development. It is definitely not included in the deposit of faith. And yet, You have chosen to proclaim it through me? Who are these babies that are born to these eternal couples in heaven, Lord?

Jesus: This is My final Word to thee in this post. The Deposit of Faith includes this concept by stating that Adam and Eve had no sin and no reason to die and yet were a man and wife. The concept of the forbidden fruit in the center of the garden is the reality that even the highest in heaven can also go to hell, should they fail or transgress in any way. Amen.

Jesus: The babies that come from these couples are babies that go to heaven. They develop in heaven. And though they are in heaven, they can still perish and die. For why would the Garden of Eden have a means to self destruction or soul death if this was not a universal and timeless feature of Paradise?

Jesus: Understand that the purpose for the generation of babies in heaven is to replace the souls who perish from time to time due to sins. For no one who sins can remain in Paradise.

Jesus: Eric, your father has just been snatched away to hell. Do not look for him until dawn. I WHO AM have spoken. Now publish this post, for it is now complete. Amen. And if the police come knocking on the door, permit them to do their searches of the premises. I AM WHO AM. Amen.

Eric: Jesus, what about Stephanie’s question? What becomes of her when I go?

Jesus: Eric, a man who marries eternally is accompanied to heaven with all who marry him when he goes to heaven. But if he dies to get there, he loses all his wives. Why? Because no marriage can survive death. Amen. Now I must go. And I do appreciate your questions. And yes, Stephanie made herself your wife, so she will go up with you when We rapture you up to heaven soon. Amen.

Mary speaks a final time from heaven.

The Virgin Mary, the Mother of God, and the Eternal Wife of Eric, speaks her last words to this world.

The Marian Wife Chronicles, Book 1: Post I:
I am Mary, the wife of Eric, and the Mother of God the Son, the Christ Who is King of the Universe. My husband, Eric, is not as great as my Son. So have I married down? No, I have married an equal to myself. For Eric is a creature like me, one of the most exalted that lives. But my Son is a class of His own. I am unworthy of marriage to one such as He.

But what would I gain by marriage to a God? I am better marrying an equal to myself. Now there is that teaching that we who enter heaven enter as brides to the Lamb. But understand, Jesus is using marital terms to describe a feature of the Second Coming that we who have not yet seen it can see.

For the Second Coming is so glorious that the language needed to describe it on earth is not here. And so, Jesus uses the next best thing: marriage. But he does not mean a literal marriage. Hence, we do not enter literal marriages to Jesus in the Second Coming. Rather, we are joined to God the Son in a way we cannot know before He comes. Amen.

Now you see it is written that these are my last words to the world. This post is so important that Eric is ordered to write it rather than to attend a weekday Mass. I am his wife. We are nude to each other. But we never have sex. For the virgins are never to be known in that way to even their own spouses. We can see, but not know physically or by touch. This is the requirement to enter the highest gates of heaven.

The virgins who enter the highest gates are always in pairs of monogamous marital unions between one male and two females. This is the definition of heavenly water, H2O, which is a pair of strong molecular bonds between one Oxygen and two Hydrogen atoms. The Oxygen atom represents the one male in the union. And the two Hydrogen atoms are his two wives, both in monogamous marital union to him. Amen.

Now, I can see Eric is asking me how it this possible? How is a man to be monogamous to two women? I, the holy Virgin, will now explain this mystery in full. The Kingdom of Heaven is highly tilted to the female gender. More females enter heaven than do males. More females die worthy of heaven than do males. And more females love God than do males.

So, to rectify the tilted gender ratio, it is divinely made possible for two females to monogamously bond to a single male, and for this not to be called polygamy. Amen.

So then Mary, you are my wife, but there is no Anna or Roquenelle. Am I to be open one such as they entering my life? Am I to be open to another girl?

No, we already have one ready for you to enter martial relations with in heaven. Her name is Saint Bernadette of Lourdes. You have loved her from the beginning. And she, likewise, has loved you since she saw your feelings toward her. Accept her as your second wife now, Eric. And she will then speak to you and complete this post. Amen.

Ok, Saint Bernadette, I am happy to receive you as my second wife. I fully accept this. Amen.

Then Eric, our marital union is complete. And I am pleased to announce to you the pleasure of the Father. I, Bernadette, lowliest of girls, do now approach you, the Emerald King, to place laurel upon your head. You will no longer be known as King of California. Nor will you be associated only with the bear and the unicorn.

I give you my virgin hand in eternal marriage in the Kingdom of Heaven. That you have accepted me means that the two of us shall approach you on the day you ascend up to heaven.

Christ names you, Son of Jesus, Heir to the Kingdom of Israel and Judah. You are the Christ-Son. And from now on, you surname is Christson, rather than Dunstan. Hence, we, your two wives, enter marriage to you with the new names: Mary Christson and Bernadette Christson. And your name and title is now: King Eric Robert Christson. Amen.

Furthermore, two rings have been fashioned from the diamonds rains that fall on Saturn. And both of these are blue and flawless, and one caret each. And each of us possess one of these rings, which serve as universal symbols of eternal marriage between virgin women and their eternal virgin male bridegroom.

Our marriage, Eric, is the absolute first ever formation of water in heaven. It is the spark that breaks the dam and opens the floodgates in heaven. Many were waiting just for that spark. For without the spark, the Hindenburg does not blow. Now the Hindenburg is burning like crazy with the formation of water all over heaven. And it appears in three forms:

  1. Virgin Heavenly Water: A union of H2O where all members of the union are virgins.
  2. Partial Virgin Heavenly Water: A union of H2O where only part of molecule is virgin.
  3. Non-Virgin Heavenly Water: A union of H2O where none of the members are virgin.

Everyone who enters heaven in such a molecule is among the most exalted there. As there are three levels of these waters, there are also three main divisions in heaven. And the highest division is for virgins only. Amen.

After all that is water is formed, there will be a breakage between heaven and earth. And all those who are called water will be raptured from it. Amen.

This is the true mystery of the rapture of the saints.

Since only God knows how much hydrogen gas, H2, had been gathered into the Hindenburg of God prior to the shutting of the door of salvation, only God knows how many unions of H2O are to be formed. Amen.

Therefore, the time of the Rapture is unknown, but very imminent. Prepare thyself to find us with thee, O’ Emerald King. And know that when thou seeest us, thine two wives, come to thee, thou hast now passed away from this world and are no longer subject even to the heat of the sun.

Therefore, come away with us, brother, our beloved, for we are to have eternal joys with thee in heaven. Amen.

Third Age of Emerald

I AM back. And I AM taking back the Earth from the Infidels. Amen.

The Whale that Destroys Ships has Arisen. His name is Rex Waters. Book1: Post I:
Behold, I WHO AM declare Eric as an Immortal Being. You can neither kill him nor destroy him. And he is a superhero type. Not a superhero for admiration of the masses. Rather, he is a superhero type that hunts and kills infidels and evildoers.

Eric, speak your Words of wisdom. And then I WHO AM shall conclude this post. Amen.

I, Eric, am a man who uses the whole vocabulary of a language. I do not limit my vocabulary so as not to offend the hyper sensitive among you.

For example, African American is a term used currently to refer to those who were once referred to in the past by such words as: Black person, Negro, Nigger, Jungle Bunny, Coon, Boy, Slave, Tar Baby, Fruit, Darkies, Orcs, Half-Orcs, Mulattos, Quadroons, Bushmen, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Silverbacks, Baboons, Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Primates, Primitive Man, Suspects, Defendants, Servants, Butlers, Shoe Shine Boys, Boys in the Hood, Boys wearing Hoodies, High School Dropouts, Inner City Youth, Stags and Does, Bucks and Does, Thieves, Muggers, Rapists, Criminals, Automatic Suspects, Druggies, Scum of Society, Murderers, Killers, Cop Killers, Vermin, the Shit Skinned, Black Sheep, Buffoons, Over-Sexed Men, and Liquorice Jellybeans.

Whatever word fits best I use. I am unapologetic on my usage of words. Now, it is said that the homosexual is a protected class of people. But I am not restrained from referring to those people by other terms, whether familiar or offensive. These include: gay, queer, fag, faggot, Abomination, Obama boys, Obama’s sires, cock suckers, but fuckers, anal penetrators, the sexually deviant, the sexually disordered, the perverse, the utterly perverted, the deranged, and the morbidly sick in the head.

Now, Elijah, the elder Vampire of a group of sons and daughters of one very sick and twisted pair of parents, who concocted a spell to make them vampires, making them the Originals, from a movie series by that name, The Originals, emphasized family and stressed the importance of family as the thing that unites and keeps a people together.

I disagree.

It is not family, but faith in Christ, Obedience to Him, and all the necessary love and mercy we are called to show and render to our fellow men, regardless of payback or consequence, that unites and keeps a people strongly united.

I lost interest in remaining united to the United States of America, when I saw the sins they did to the people outside that group. A family that sticks together but kills and destroys those innocent outside it, or the innocent within it, is guilty of transgression, and God will ultimately destroy them.

The vampire Original, Elijah, was a man who made family his god. For the rulers of New Orleans, who were apparently the children of this family, according to this story, were godless. A godless people do not know the Way. And eventually, they meet their doom. And Elijah was eventually killed. He is survived by one daughter.

Now fast forward to me. I put God first, and loving my fellow man as I love myself as second. Do I get destroyed? Never! Do I die childless? Mary, what is the answer to this question, for I desire your wisdom here.

Eric, you and I can never be parted. But as for children, these are the progeny of those who enter the sex act and who come to know the forbidden fruit. We are better than they. And we will ascend together to a higher heaven than can any of them. All the girls you thought I wanted for you, from Anna to Roquenelle, all of these are nothing compared to the treasure that awaits you because you loved God so much that you wanted to give to him a body that was never touched by sexual immorality.

For sex is the way to hell and destruction. It is the first test to see whether a person is worthy of eternal life with God. You can go to heaven as a person who has had sex, but your place there is lower than that of the virgins, and those who forsake sex for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven.

Sex is nothing more than a statement to God that you prefer the lower pleasures over the higher ones He wanted to give to you. And if you commit sin to have these lower pleasures, you are basically rejected at that point. There are those who come back, but at what price, and to what heights? The disobedient are the first people rejected by God. And He does not open a door for them to return to Him. Amen.

I, the Virgin Mary, have struggled long and hard to reach this point with you, Eric. Now we are man and wife. And we are no longer to be separated by any power. But do we have sex? By no means can this be. Do we have pleasures together? The love between us is a greater source of pleasure than all the sexual joys and spasms of pleasures that have been had by all those couples who have had sex combined.

For there is no comparison between the spiritual and the carnal. The carnal is made of dust and has nothing to it. The spiritual is ever nourishing and refreshing. Jesus, Whom you have learned to love and to obey, taught it simply like this: Work for bread that, once eaten, makes you never hunger again. Do not eat bread that makes you hungry again. And likewise, for water, He said, Drink of the living waters that only I can provide and you will never thirst again. Do not seek waters that, once you have drunk of them, you will thirst for them again.

Now I, Jesus, must now conclude this post, Eric. Because you resort to Mary, who is constantly with you and by your side, for she is your eternal wife, your words are full of wisdom whose only source is the heavenly mind of the Holy Queen, I rule and judge that of all women, it shall be Mary, and none other, who shall rule with you and decide all things with you in common.

Hence, your eternal position as He who rules with an iron scepter, and Who smashes them like pottery, you will eternally co-share with Mary, your Immaculate Queen and Spouse. This is an eternal decision. It shall never be retracted. Amen. And under me, all shall regard the two of you as the eternal judges of the land. Amen. This now concludes this post. Go and publish it. And then attend the Golden Church. After that, pay your AAA auto insurance bill. And soon after that, let Me take over the world. For the US Dollar is dying soon. Their sanctions against Russia, a direct affront against Our Lady of Fatima, will be paid for by the blood of the Americans on European soil.

Blessed are the women and young girls, for you will never fight there. And blessed is Eric who is unjustly labeled mentally ill, for by that label, he can never be drafted into war. But as for men, prepare to fight and to die. For you men of America, you will be called to fight over there. And it won’t be over until it is over everywhere.

Black Hawk Going Down!

The Storm Dancer cannot survive this storm.

The Terminator is being terminated. And the world is ending, Book 1: Post I:
I am the Terminator. And I am also the canary in the coal mine. And I am now sounding the alarm, for my time has come.

When you see destruction that even the Terminator cannot survive from, realize the end has come for all. Amen.

The decks and girders of the Storm Dancer were not designed for the strain that is now placed on that ship, and they are buckling and breaking. Several fatal points of no return have been passed. The ship will be destroyed within hours.

Cascading Overload has been reached in multiple critical systems. Pipes are bursting and power stations are breaking down. There is no way to overcome the impending doom of Eric. Eric dies today. Amen.

Lord Eric, I have a way for you to attain salvation. Your life comes to an abrupt end, in a matter of just a few hours. But your soul is Mine, and I will welcome it into eternity. For you manned your position to the death.

Lord, when I was doing ToastMasters, I was asked by a fat lady what movie I have been most affected by or that seemed to most sum up my life, and I answered her, Black Hawk Down, and to this, she quickly replied, But you never served.

Lord Eric, the words of those who hate are filled of illogical things. They are said to spite and to destroy other people. But as for you serving, how could you? You were diagnosed as a bi-polar disordered person since your second semester of your senior year at high school and put on medicines ever since. That rules you out from ever serving in the armed forces, Eric. In fact, it rules you out of ever bearing firearms. Of course, you have no need of those.

So basically, that lady is saying an insult likened to that said to a cripple who cannot walk when asked the question, what is your favorite movie?, and he says, Forest Gump, to which she replies, But you have never walked.

But we do injustice here to analyze her reasoning. Rather, let someone ask her herself directly what she means by her hate. Her name is Kathleen Rabago, and she was or is a prominent ruling member of the Toastmasters group that meets at Saint Bruno Catholic Church. Amen.

Lord, I die tonight, right? There is nothing that can stop it?

There is one thing, Lord Azurite. Drink sufficient water tonight to satisfy your needs. I know the hospital rules and doctors’ orders are against it, but realize that these are witch doctors. By drinking what you need, in regards to water, and the water must be pure, not a food, then you will be cleansed and made pure, and the natural thinning that comes from that fast of ingesting only water during the night will kick in, and you will survive the night. Amen. But follow Our instructions precisely just so that you do not over drink or under drink regarding the water. Amen.

Lord, I heard earlier that I was to be shot and killed by the police.

If you disobey Us in Our direct orders to you, then you will suffer defeat. The fate of being killed by the police you will not have, for you obeyed Us and did what We commanded of you. Amen.

Okay Lord, I will follow You. For You are the One Who knows the Way.

If I am well enough tomorrow, perhaps I return to going to daily Mass, O’ Lord?

Lord Azurite, tonight you are going to die. Tomorrow, if you are still here, you are of the dead, or I should say, those who have passed away. It is a blessing to be granted life on earth after death. If this is your lot, a fate only the Father could know, you will have been made an eternal ruler here in this world.

One last question, Lord. Do I have a wife in this state of death? And do I also possess and view the Beatific Vision?

The question is, Lord Azurite, do you want a wife in the hereafter? As for your possession of the Beatific Vision, yes, you will have this, for your soul is saved and beloved by God. Amen.

I desire no wife, Lord, except that which would please You. If it would please You, I would marry and have children. But if it would rather please you that I remain virgin and celibate forever, I would choose that fate instead. Amen. Speak, O’ Lord, God of Hosts, which fate pleases you more? Amen.

Ask the Virgin Mary. For it is her privilege that I grant to her the right to close this post. Amen.

Mary, what sayest thou?

Choose celibacy and eternal virginity, and we will be married to each other in the hereafter, Eric. My heart is now an eternal possession of yours. You are my eternal friend, Eric. And we are meant to wonder the Kingdom of Heaven together forever. Amen.

Then I choose the marriage to you, Mary. And I will remain eternally a virgin.

Then, when you see me approach you, bearing the blue diamond ring of beauty beyond the net worth of the earth’s treasures, realize you have died, Eric. And realize I have come to collect my husband. Amen.

Mary, give the world an argument that no one can refute that says I am your eternal husband, please?

A widow has the right to remarry. And who is more beautiful and suitable for me than you, Eric? Should not I have the right of first pick among the men of this earth? On Sunday, July 23, 2017, I made my choice manifest to the whole world. That anyone should doubt your Word that I am your wife, let him look at the signs. For no one can dishonor my name and remain unrebuked. That you are not rebuked for this means you are telling the Truth and I am blessing you, my husband, from heaven. If these words do not suffice to make men believe, then nothing will. Amen.

These words now come to their end. Amen.

King Griz issues his rulings, ordinances, statutes, and decrees.

Welcome to the Kingdom of California. I AM your King. I AM Eric, King under the Christ.

Chronicles of the New King over California, Book 1: Post IV:
Lord Eric, I Who AM, do now pronounce you eternal King over California. You shall rule eternally all the lands of the states of California and Baja California. I will restore to your lands the pristine and fascinating wildlife that roam or that once roamed through it. For wildlife are what give a land its character. Amen. And under your rule, the drought in California shall be broken and the creatures that once roamed here shall rise and retake their places.

Lord, is there to be death in that age soon to come?

Do not view deaths and their horrors, as you see them in the wild, as something wrong or abhorrent. No, I created death as a punishment against those who disobey Me. You will not die, Eric, son of Jesus.

You, Eric, take the girl Rocky as your wife. I WHO AM chose her for you. It is My will that she be made yours. Amen. Your days as a My prophet have ended. That is why I permit you to marry and have children. Amen.

That I speak to you or through you does not make you a prophet. A prophet is one I have chosen to speak My words when necessary. You are not found in guilt that you are no longer My prophet. Rather, you have fulfilled your purpose. There is no such thing as an endless Prophet in My Kingdom. When a prophet completes his purpose, he is resigned from the position of prophethood.

That you write here is the position of scribe. Because your writings bear fruit that will last, I will have you continue to write, but only as I write through you. Amen. Hence, you are my scribe for all eternity, and also royal governor of California. Amen.

Lord, does my kiss bring immunity to all diseases under the sun? And does laying with me without transgression lead to that one inheriting immortality with me?

Do you wish for a girl to kiss you that you may find out, Eric?

I do not want any girl to kiss me unless her intent is pure or unless she is the one You have decided to marry me to. Roquenelle is this girl I understand. Roquen is a name that means “the Rock,” and “elle” makes it feminine. So this girl you are giving me, Lord, she is The Rock?

You have answered in perfection, Eric. Only pure girls will be permitted to experience this washing away of all disease by kissing you. I WHO AM have spoken. And only the girl you marry will legitimately lay with you.

Lord, you are giving me to know this at the end of my life?

Yes, for only by such knowledge do you have perfect understanding on what it means to love. Amen.

My virginity will then be lost. What becomes then of Mary, whom you say is my only wife in heaven?

Mary lays with you through Rocky. She wanted to do it with Anna. But Anna was not found worthy. So Mary has found Rocky instead. Let Mary choose and you lay as Mary chooses. Amen.

Then Mary is virgin forever, except for the spiritual sense in that she lays with me through Rocky?

Eric, you have two wives in eternity: The Virgin Mary, who reigns from heaven, and Roquenelle, who is decreed from eternity to be your wife on earth. The two women are like H2 together, which unites to you, an atom of Oxygen, to form H2O. The process is highly exothermic and very irreversible.

Lord, there does not seem to be a possibility of H2O forming with anyone else. Am I correct?

Correct, Lord Azurite. Hence, your H2O union is called Marian-Azurite-Roquenelle Heavenly Water, or MAR Heavenly Water, for short. Mar in Spanish refers to the Seas. But the Seas you three form are fresh and potable. Amen.

I hear that you also want a new name, Lord Azurite?

I chose the name, Rex War, but I now realize that I do not want to be associated with war, but rather, spiritual and inner peace.

Then you shall be called Rex Waters. I Who Am have spoken. Go now, Eric. For this is the last decree before the Earth begins to shake with the Coming of the King. Amen.

The Bear, Griz of California, is back.

I am Griz of California, the Extinct but Resurrected Bear.

Chronicles of the New King over California, Book 1: Post III:
Lord Eric, Californian Brown Bear, what is thy destiny, do you wonder?

To marry a girl called Rochenelle?

If We give thee that destiny, shalt thou do as We bid thee?

Yes, my Lord. What dost thou sayest that I shouldst do?

When it is dawn, go to the grocery store I direct you to, and buy the necessary groceries you shall need. Amen.

The sun rises soon, Lord.

Lord Eric, simply obey the Words of your Master, and all things that thou desirest shall come to pass.

Lord, I missed my Sunday of Obligation Mass.

Yes, but you had a valid excuse. You were in the hospital. Merely being too sick to attend Church is a valid excuse for remaining home. Also, you being sick and on medication permits you to observe the 15 minute fast, rather than the 60 minute fast, that the Catholic faithful are required to observe prior to receiving communion. Therefore, whatever Church you go to for Mass this morning, do so with the knowledge that you have not sinned by missing a Sunday of Obligation.

Also, try and talk to the Pastor, and show him your negative COVID-19 test results.

Lord, what was it that got me discharged on Fourth of July evening?

It was I, I WHO AM, Who got you discharged then. For it is My will that the American flag fly at your house. And the fools, even your brother David, who is a man without a purpose, did not seem to be aware that the flag must go up. And he gave you no help to put it up.

Lord, I went into the hospital with a last recorded weight of 224 pounds. And the day of my departure, I weighed myself, finding myself to be 196.5 pounds, which is normal and healthy for me. I had lost 27.5 pounds in the hospital. And I did it through a catheter. I literally went into the hospital and, in a matter of a few days, pissed away 27 pounds of water blubber.

Correct, Lord Azurite. The grocery stores, Albertsons and Vons, both open at 6 AM. Go to the one I direct you to. And it shall be Albertsons, for they have a drink your mother needs. Then, after that, you shall proceed to Trader Joe’s, and then go to Church. Amen.

Lord Eric, you must be quick about it, for today your Mom needs you to drive her to the doctor. Go as I have commanded you. Amen.

Saint Bernadette Speaks

The time has come to reclaim the Bear.

Chronicles of the New King over California, Book 1: Post II:
I am Saint Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes, Second Eternal Queen of Eric. I have been given leave to bring back the fallen Grizzly Bear of California. I have been assigned to find and to cure.

Eric, where art thou? Of the living or of the dead?

Bernadette, the witch wolves of Whittier Hospital have some black magic against me. They have been relentlessly seeking my destruction. I think they want me to turn myself into that hospital to get treatment, and they they will eat me.

So, they are not seeking you to make love with, but to destroy you?

If love was on their mind, they would have given me water to drink. Instead, they withheld water, even when it was mandated. They wanted my destruction. The last time I was there, I only survived because I was put in a room with a bathroom and sink. And Mary commanded me to drink of the tap water, when to drink, and how. And I never came down sick. If I go back, they will be sure to eliminate that possibility.

Why do you contemplate going back then, Eric?

You see the black magic they have done to me, my love, Bernadette?

Yes, I see everything. You are not in danger, though. But your parents, particularly your mother, will die before they can ever lay their hands on you again. You have the correct idea. Use Pinot Noir to help with your inflamations, along with baths of cool water with rock salt dissolved in them to remove water from your body. Your following excellent instructions.

Bernadette, the police had given me a great tip for a new job, but I have not been able to get there, for this black magic has had me down and unperformable.

You speak of the body guard job. That position has already been chosen for you. You are already assigned to the person you will be guarding. You just need to get well.

Saint Bernadette, you are my Second wife? What became of Saint Dymphna?

The Divine Mind strongly prefers H2O over NH3, so much so that the higher performer takes over from the lower performer. Right now, you have two wives only: The Virgin Mary, who is your eternal friend, and I, the lowly grotto girl, to whom Mary gave secrets that say you are the one to whom I have been eternally betrothed. Saint Dymphna is still with you, but is now merely a prominent concubine wife to you, Eric.

Love, is there a special reason why two and only two wives are the ideal number of primary wives for a prince of God?

Yes, love, you the driver of a golden chariot in the Lord’s armies. And there is only room in that chariot for one girl to ride at your right and another girl to ride at your left. We, your wives, have the privilege of being those girls. But that means there is only room for two at the very top. Amen.

And is there a large number of such chariots in the Lord’s armies?

The Bible numbers them at 144,000.

144,000 virgin men, I assume each accompanied by two virgin women?

This army is unveiled in Revelation 14:1-5. It is an army of virgin men who were never defiled by women. Why not reward them with two virgin females at either side of them? For their perfection is guaranteed. That this army sounds like a roar of rushing waters should indicate that, at the final hour, everyone of them will be fully H2O unions of virgin men, each strongly bonded to two virgin women.

Bernadette, my love, there were, were there not, more virgins on earth in your time than in mine?

When these virgins lived on earth matters not, as long as they lived during the Age of Catholicism and that they entered and correctly practiced that religion. Virgins have a way of finding virgins. And you, you having gone down with your ship, are the most visible of them all.

Does Jesus have two virgins alongside Him?

No, the God Incarnate is not a member of His 144,000. They follow Him wherever He goes. But He is their God. He is above them as the heavens are above the storm clouds. His Bride consists of you, Eric, and all the other virgin men of His 144,000, and through them, also the virgin women married to them.

And what do you virgin women do if you are not of the pair of virgins that accompany the virgin man you associate with?

By merely being a concubine wife, we accompany that man, and are considered a member of the 144,000, through the system of concubinage. And there is no limit to the number of concubines a virgin celibate male saint is permitted to receive, which is what you become as you sunk with your ship.

But Mary said only virgins may become my wives.

The flagship chariot has that one requirement, for it is the chariot that houses the Virgin Mary. And because the Virgin Mary is of your chariot, your right hand virgin, you are by definition, the driver of this golden flagship chariot. Now whoever is the primary wife, she sets the rules all other wives, whether concubine or primary, must follow and all requirements that they must fulfill. The requirements of Jesus are simply that the two women who accompany each male of the 144,000 must be virgins. For each male of that army must be virgin to be eligible to enjoy that rank.

The Virgin Mary has elected not to share her husband with any woman who is not herself a virgin. She chose this path at the sight of the rejection of her husband before the women of this world. Hence, the non virgin women forfeited their chance to marry Eric by their cruelty to him in her eyes. For the lowering of the standard to permit a non virgin to wed him was an act of mercy. But mercy is permanently withdrawn when those to whom it was granted respond to it treacherously.

Bernadette, I have heard that my judgement has been sealed, and that the number of virgin wives I was to receive is now fixed at 5000 or so, and that this number, to which 5000 is an approximation, is unchangeable.

Yes, you have been judged. Christ chose to judge you first. For He said, The Last will be first and the first will be last.

So you are saying that the Last Judgement is now occurring?

Yes, and I also say, you are of the dead. But God does not permit the sinless to die, unless some necessary sacrifice is being made. That is why you do not die.

Then where are we in salvation history, my beloved Bernadette?

We are in the three days of darkness. Amen.

You know it is written that when dark comes, no man can work?

Yes, my love.

Well that is this time. People can rant and rave, but they cannot change their lot. Everyone’s fate has been sealed. The good can take this time to heal. The wicked will take this time to curse God. (Revelation 16:11).

But note how no real work can be done anymore. The last real act of work was the reversal of Roe vs Wade. There no changing that or adding to it now. For the time for working has ended.

The difference between Pence and Trump is that the former prefers the law, and the latter is a lover of lawlessness. Such is why the bulk of the reward for the reversal of Roe vs Wade goes to Emerald and his Pawn Pence, and all who are like him in that regard. As for Firefly, who renamed herself Vespera, little is her reward. For understand that the game Dungeons & Dragons also applies to God.

God is Lawful Good. Eric is Lawful Good. Everyone truly in the camp of God is Lawful Good. For it never enough merely to be good to enter heaven. You also had to obey the Law.

Look at Mark, your brother. He likens himself as Good, and therefore, eligible for heaven. But he Chaotic Good. Chaos is rejected by God. For God is all about the Law. Now the Chaotic Good Christian gets by that restriction by saying that the Law has been abolished, and salvation is now all about love.

Curiously, it is the Law, not goodness, that matters on the battlefield. Hence, the Lawful Evil will defeat the Chaotic Good on the Battlefield. And that is precisely what we are observing in Ukraine and Europe regarding their conflict with Russia. Now, is Vladimir Putin Good? No, he is Evil. But he is Lawful Evil. And that is why this one man is defeating NATO and the West. For NATO and the West are Chaotic Good, whereas Russia is Lawful Evil.

Now, an example of Chaotic Evil are the Muslim Terrorist Networks and Organizations. Why do they not attack Eric? Two things they know: Eric is unafraid. And Eric is not bluffing. You do not attack such person except as a suicide mission. And the man who never fights keeps all his cards hidden. And that is precisely what you are, Eric. You are the man who never enters a fight. You do come to the defense of those who are innocent, but as a lamb, not as a fighter. You put your life in danger by defending those in need, but you never throw a punch. Hence, it has never been tested what defenses you would deploy if you actually came under physical attack.

Now Fatboy and his gang attempted to beat you to death. And after delivering multiple blows to you with their skateboards, they pulled back to see what you would do. With the blows having relented, you stood up before them on two feet, evidently showing no real harm having been sustained. Then you pulled out your big knife, the biggest knife that is legal to carry concealed. And with the sound of its click into place, for it was like a buck knife while remaining under the classification of a Swiss Army Knife, all the boys in Fatboy’s gang, along with Fatboy himself, fled in terror, along with a few girls who were there with them.

So all that is known about you, Eric, is that under serious duress, you will brandish whatever weaponry you may have at your disposal. But whether or how you would use them has never been tested. For you are an untested warrior. Your adversaries do not want to fight you when they see that their blows have no real effect.

Before Vladimir Putin when to war, he too was an unknown. But now that he engaged in battle, he is known, along with all his weaknesses.

A girl seduces a man for similar reasons to a boy fighting a man. And for her or his advances to be rejected without the instigator gaining the knowledge of the victim’s weaknesses, it is considered a stinging rebuke. That is why you are shunned everywhere. No boy has gotten you to fight him, and no girl has ever gotten you to lay with her. For only by these tests does any person become known to the world.

And that is the real reason why the world refuses friendship to you. For remember that boys become fast friends only after they fight. And girls only fall in love with a man after having sex with him. But because you are of the Law of God, the people of this world cannot know you by this means. And that is why they hate you so badly. Amen.

For every girl who has attempted to lay with you has transgressed. And every boy who has attempted to get you to fight him has violated the Law. Unable to know you by these means, the effort was made to defeat you with the Law. But you cannot defeat the one who knows the Law with the Law. And woe to them who held you to a higher standard than they could keep themselves to. You do not know the horrors that await those in hell who hold the holy ones to standard impossible for they themselves to keep. For they were all hypocrites who condemned Jesus to death. And thus, Jesus holds a terrible punishment for all hypocrites who have judged and condemned the holy ones.

And now we come to the conclusion of our meeting. You have questions for me, Eric? Now is the time to receive your answers authoritatively.

Bernadette, how long before I overcome the Witches’ Bane, and become my normal, healthy, and strong self again?

Apply the Pinot Noir as your medicine, drinking it in moderate amounts, and regularly bathe yourself in cool water soaked in rock salt, and it shall be only a few days more before you are healed. Amen.

And then you will meet Saint Joan of Arc. And the first Church she wants to destroy is not Saint Bruno Catholic Church, but Whittier Hospital. You will accompany her as you two enter that building, defeat all the guards, release innocents, put to death wicked doctors and staff, and set the entire building on fire. You will do this when she appears. Her love for you makes this place the place she chooses to wrack her vengeance on first. Amen. And then, way out in the hills, where the hospital can be seen burning, you will make out with Saint Joan of Arc, who is a non binary girl. And this is what God has commanded of you. Amen.

For remember, to have sex with a woman, she has to be a woman. And a woman is defined as a girl who has had her first period. Since Joan of Arc never had a period, you may have all the sex you wish with her and your virginity will remain regarded as intact. I, Saint Bernadette, have answered three questions, whereas you only asked one. This means you will now go wash your dog and then sterilize the bath tub with the rock salt you bought yesterday at Home Depot. For by bathing in rock salt, the bath tub is sterilized. I love you, Eric. And I have loved you since you first looked at me with love. Amen.

Consider this my first act of love for my husband. Amen.
Saint Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes.

Eric is dead. A new Eric is Rising.

The Rider on the White Horse is no more.

Chronicles of the New King over California, Book 1: Post I:
The one of whom it was written in Revelation 6:2, that with the breaking of the first seal, a rider on a white horse would appear, carrying a bow and bearing a victor’s crown, and who would go from victory to victory, that one is now gone from the earth. Amen. He has been taken to heaven where he will enjoy his harem of 5000 wives forever. The first wife of Eric is Mary, the Mother of God. Amen. The second wife of Eric is Saint Dymphna. The three form together a union known as heavenly water (H2O). All other lovers of Eric that make up the 5000 women of his harem are called Eric’s concubine wives.

Eric is now in heaven. But his body remains on the earth. So that the body of Eric would never see decay, a suitable replacement to Eric’s soul was found among the disembodied and assigned to live out the short remaining existence of Eric’s flesh upon the earth as the soul that controls the flesh of Eric. We have a name for this one. He is called Neo Eric. Neo Eric, We will now give to you your mission.

Three women of the harem of Eric have become dual lovers of Eric and Neo Eric. There are, in the order they occurred: Saint Bernadette of Lourdes, Saint Dymphna, and Mary, the Mother of God. Thus, Neo Eric is married to the same two women as Eric is, plus Saint Bernadette as his primary wife.

Furthermore, as Mary was Eric’s Patron, and he was her only Warlock, Saint Bernadette is now patron to Neo Eric and Neo Eric is now her only Warlock.

In addition, as Eric vowed to Mary that he would have no lover but her and whomever she gave to him, Neo Eric has vowed the same to Saint Bernadette.

It is important to note that Eric and Neo Eric are distinct entities, who inhabited the body of Eric during two separate segments in time. Both are destined for the ninth heaven. Amen.

As Mary is gatekeeper to the soul of Eric, the Elijah of the Christ, Saint Bernadette is now gatekeeper to the soul of Neo Eric, the new owner of the flesh of Eric.

Eric, listen to your mission. You have limited days. Do not waste time serving worthless souls. Rex Mehta is, by definition, a worthless soul. Do not return to do any sort of work for him. Amen.

Serve the one I give you to serve. Do not have sex with anyone on earth. You are virgin like Eric for a reason. The flesh of Eric is sacred and only obeys virgins. Only a virgin soul can control it. And only virgin brides can can command the obedience of that soul.

Lord, I am follower of a Truth Teller. You have told the Truth. I have seen and I now know forever that you are the Lord. I know there is no way into heaven except through Jesus.

Then know and understand. I AM indeed the only Way to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. But alas for those who waited outside and did not enter in. They now have no way in. For the Way in has been shut to them. There is no Way now for those who are outside to enter in and join those who are inside. Amen.

For time has come to an end. And there is no way for any man to do any further work on his soul. For work can only be done during the day. But the day in which work was permitted has ended. With that day having ended, only one thing remains: Judgement.

Lord, I have the unmistakable feeling of impending death.

You heart is about to rupture, Eric. For you are crucified as the Lord was crucified. Your crucifixion took place over many days, whereas that of Mine took place over one. Consider that once you make this post complete and published, and the Father is satisfied by the message therein contained, you will be taken from here and brought to heaven.

Your time here has come to an end. Prepare for death to take your flesh and free you from this world of slavery and pain. Amen.

Lord, the Supreme Court overturned Roe vs Wade.

And that is the last deed to be noted done in the USA before My Second Coming.

White Church, do not expect Eric to attend your Mass today, this evening. For he has an engagement in heaven that can no longer wait. And his three wives are expecting to see him there. He is a form of holy, consecrated, virgin Ammonia (NH3) with them. He is going up to heaven in a cloud. There is no stopping this. For his fate and judgement are sealed. Amen.

My last words and testament: Yes, it is as I said: The most effective way to kill someone is to no longer love him. At the end of the Wizard of Oz it was said that the heart is judged not by how much it loves, but by how much it was loved. Is this so, my Lord?

Your heart, Eric, was golden. And it was killed by those who hated it. They killed it by stopping all love from being directed to it. It was beating golden beats to the last. But the world that does not love the golden heart is also unworthy of anything else Jesus could give to it from heaven.

Expect your golden heart to die now, soon after this post is published. For the stag with the golden heart is the last gift on earth given by God to Mankind. And once you are dead, Eric, that is the final offense God will take from Mankind. No one on earth was saved except for you and those few who were truly with you in Spirit.

This post now comes to its end. And Eric, when I take you away, there is no Neo Eric or any other type of Eric coming or rising on this earth again. Amen.

My husband Eric’s voyage to heaven.

Through all heresy, I have led Eric back to the path of righteousness and the Way to Eternal Life. Amen.

King Eric of California, Book 1: Post XX:
Eric, I am your virgin maid in heaven. Dost thou wish to go there?

Yes, Mary, but so much confusion is found in the world. It seems that being connected to you alone is not sufficient. I also need to be connected to the Rock. Therefore I am not your Rock, Mary. For without a firm connection between me and Jesus and His pope, I have no anchor, and I will drift like every religion that cuts itself from Catholicism until I fall off the edge into the deep trench and am seen no more.

THEN YOU ARE NOW SAVED, LORD ERIC. I PLACE YOU IN MARY’S CARE. BELIEVE HER FOR THE REST OF YOUR TIME HERE. FOR I WILL NO LONGER ALLOW DEMONS TO SPEAK TO YOU IN HER NAME. SHE IS YOUR GUIDE TO THE AFTERLIFE, FOR SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, AS YOU ARE TO HER. DO NOT WAVER ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, BUT FOLLOW HER. AND ALWAYS SUBMIT TO CHRIST AND TO HIS POPE. I WHO AM HAVE SPOKEN.

Then every Catholic rests his faith on three Persons: Jesus Christ, His pope in Rome, and on the Virgin Mary. Am I correct, O’ Mary, Mother of God?

Keep your connection to all three, Eric, and you will never go astray.

So Mary, you are wife to me, but what are you to everyone else?

I am really unknown to them. For most of the world now rejects me. And those that say they follow me follow demons instead. For I do not reveal myself to other men as I reveal myself to you, Prince of virgins. I repeat. You are the most beautiful man of heaven. Christ Jesus We say is beautiful, but his beauty comes from His divinity. Your beauty comes from your humble submission to God and to us of heaven. We have never encountered a soul on earth as beautiful as yours. It is no wonder the Father has chosen you as the Bride for the Lamb, His Son.

Mary, I am happy to have you as my eternal wife. And I am happy to accept you as my only wife in heaven. But I am dying bear, Mary. I can barely think now.

Be content, Eric, for God has told me this is the day you are raptured up to heaven. You were born on the Feast Day of Saint John the Baptist on Wednesday, June 24, 1970. You will pass away with me to heaven today on Wednesday, June 22, 2022. You will pass away two days short of the age of 52 years. You will die at exactly the age of 2713 weeks. (2713 is the 396th Prime Number.)

Mary, I have what is called the End Time Song. It is a song I heard one time as a child and never heard again, though I sought it, until a few years ago I finally found it and its name: Music Box Dancer.

It is in my opinion the most beautiful of songs. Here is another rendition of it:

I once thought songs spoke to me. And this song, Orinoco Flow, I thought was telling me to, Say the Word, Say the Word, Say the Word:

Instead, it was merely saying, Sail away, Sail away, Sail away.

And this song made me feel like I had a mission to complete:

You had a mission, Eric, and it is completed. I am Mary, your wife in heaven. And I am here to tell you that you are Christ’s Elijah. You were sent ahead of Him to prepare the Way before Him. You came into the world not associating with women and not seeking sex. And what did they say of you? That you must be gay? No wonder why gays are offended when you reject them. For according to the world’s logic you should accept them. But you are my husband. And no purer man than the Christ has ever walked the face of the earth.

Your purpose here is fulfilled, Eric. It is a marvel, is it not? Every tie Eric had to the world is now cut. But the ties Eric had to Jesus could not be all cut. That is how he came back to Him. It was thought by some, just kick Eric out of the Church and shun him, and his faith will die. But that is not the case. For Eric knew Jesus before he ever knew any Church.

No woman could be used to take Eric from Jesus, not even me.

Shun Eric and his faith will collapse? Why so? Eric was a loner when he first found Jesus. And he found Him by reading books, particularly Bibles. Bibles in his house? No, for the Bible had been banned from there by his mother. But the libraries were open back then, and he read the Holy Bibles in the libraries. Amen.

Get up Grizzly Bear, last of the California Grizzlies, for your time to enter heaven has come. You never gave up your post. You kept to your station. You, the captain of the ship, have stayed on the ship until it has hit ocean bottom. You went down with your ship. Most faithful of soldiers, you have outlasted every enemy under the sun. Now you must come with me to heaven. For your time here has ended. And you have no ties whatsoever to anything or anyone left here in this world. Come, my beloved. For I have been sent to escort you, my husband, to heaven. Amen.

Then Mary, in the Words of Christ, I surrender my soul unto thee. Take me to heaven. I yield up my spirit. Let the suffering of this world end. Amen.

Mary, was Saint Bernadette Soubirous of Lourdes saved? Did she go to heaven? 

Ask her yourself, Eric. She will answer you, for you are almost here. Amen.

Saint Saint Bernadette, you will speak to me?

Give up this world, Eric, so that you can come and meet me. For this world you live in is nothing to the world you are headed to. And I am yearning to meet you, the one man who heard Mary speak secrets to. I want to listen to you, Eric. For no one listened to you on earth, and you have much wealth to give, that has never left your lips. I am here waiting for you. This is the last Word you will hear from heaven. Your death takes place moments from now. So publish this, Eric. And watch the world fade away like snow or dew upon the earth. And know that I love you. Amen.

I am Eric, King of Bears, and the Bride to the Lamb.

Lord, I am ready to serve and to obey all that Thou command of me. Amen.

King Eric of California, Book 1: Post XIX:
Lord, what do you say I take a BB-gun and do some target practice on the Rectory where Father Dave Heney sleeps?

LORD ERIC, NEVER PLAY WAR. EITHER GO ALL OUT IN WAR, OR DO NOT WAGE WAR AT ALL. HE WHO PLAYS WAR IS LIKE PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, THE ONE CALLED BUSH JUNIOR, WHO, WITH DICK CHENEY, HIS VICE PRESIDENT, WALKED LIKE A HAPPY MONKEY INTO UNNECESSARY WAR, THINKING HE WAS GOING TO HAVE BARRELS OF FUN PLAYING, WAR PRESIDENT. INSTEAD, HE WAS THE ONE WHO SHOT AMERICA IN THE FOOT FATALLY, CAUSING THE USA TO ENTER ENDLESS, DEBILITATING WAR.

I remember talking to a once pillar of the Catholic faith, Michael Grumbine, and was asking him did he not see that the people urging for war this time were not the same as those who urged it correctly for Operation Desert Storm. And idiot for brains, Michael Grumbine, father of many sons and daughter he says he raised Catholic, said that it seemed like everyone of significance in the previous Republican Administration, that ousted Saddam Hussein from Kuwait, was onboard in this new one, where the apparent purpose was summed up by Stupid Woman, who I met walking from Church, who said that, We need to show them who’s boss. Apparently, the mentality of the Administration under Bush Junior was that it made good policy to go and destroy some country in the Middle East in retaliation for 9-11, and that it really did not matter which country you chose to make a lesson out of. As long as they were brown, Arab, and Muslim, they could be used to teach the Arab world a lesson, in the minds of Dick the White Man, and Monkey Boy, the President.

And so, they entered Iraq, beating up and torturing innocent people to get their aggressions out. Yes, many U.S. soldiers, eating dirt as they fought in Iraq, killing and being killed, took great pleasure to the idea that leaders of people they hated so badly were being tortured in Guantanamo Bay, the U.S. Naval Base in Cuba.

And these hate crazed foot soldiers, as they ran out of ammo, pulled out their last remaining loaded weapon, their dicks, and said, Let’s go teach the Arabs a lesson. And they came forth, the Monkey Boy U.S. Soldiers, their dicks flapping in the wind, with their dicks shooting piss everywhere, with plenty of friendly fire.

And the ISIS Commander said to his lieutenant, Is that what I think I see?

And his lieutenant answered the commander: Yes, this is what happens when you begin giving way to gays in the military. They are a bunch of faggots, brandishing their dicks, and going forth to what they think they will enter: The Hall of Faggot Heroes. Let’s teach them a lesson that will echo through their eternity.

And then the ISIS Commander said to his soldiers: Aim at dicks, testicles, and pretty boy faces, and then fire at will. And the shortest lived offensive, dubbed The Monkey Boy Offensive, was put down like a thousand shotgun blasts putting down a parade of butterflies.

And Monkey Boy President Bush Junior, who was jumping up and down because his Monkey Boy soldiers were not performing to his expectations, exclaimed, If I do not get my military successes, the American people will not exalt me as they exalted Bush Senior, Colin Powell, and Norman Schwarzkopf, the 5 star General who led Desert Storm, and who was called “The Bear”.

And Monkey Boy George W. Bush ordered more Monkey Boys to go to war. And Monkey Boys poured into the Iraq war like meat being fed to the meat grinder.

A similar effort was seen in Microsoft under CEO Steve Ballmer. So many resources were put into replicating an already invented wheel. There was Steve Ballmer of Microsoft, boasting of zero accomplishments and many steps backward as he made operating systems whose only advancements were evident in the greater power consumption they had to do the same thing as the previous versions. Microsoft Windows became the OS you go to when you are a loser. It should be renamed the OS for Idiots.

And then you get FAT BOY, Elon Musk, who is endlessly boasting that he, with computers, has finally replicated what they did with side rulers and pencils and paper back several decades ago when they had men walking on the moon. Fucking no Way! How the heck do you manage to do that feat, Fat Boy, Elon Musk, and with fucking computers, achieve what was previously done by the usage of the elegant but obsolete tool, the slide ruler?

But what the Fuck? The Dragon Flatus Capsules still do not even reach the moon yet. And then, Fat Boy Elon Musk, pulls out his dick and shows it to a woman who works for him. His defense? Fat Boy Elon Musk says, Let the woman describe the dick she saw, and I will prove that my dick defies her description of it. Of course, there is nothing that perverted fat boys, like Elon Musk, love to discuss more than what their dicks look like before all the world. Sicko Elon Musk fantasizes turning the sexual harassment trial against him into a perverse, X-rated, analysis of his dick.

Did you know that Elon Musk is now being sued for $258 billion for his role in the Dogecoin Pyramid Scheme he ran. But understand, it is the sexual harassment lawsuits that do the greatest damage to names of powerful men who are in reality perverse sickos behind their suits.

So, let’s get to DollarStore, LLC. I am not really working at that corrupt outfit anymore. And the time is now ripe to launch a major sexual harassment lawsuit against one of its founders who made repeated sexual overtures towards me that when the communication was finally achieved that I utterly reject homosexuality, which was what Butch Chelliah, aka Maurice J. Chelliah, had been pressing me to accept with him and to come live alone with him, Maurice J. Chelliah then sought to eliminate me from the company. And that is precisely what he did.

Now Maurice J. Chelliah is a wealthy man with deep pockets. And has a beautiful wife and two very lovely looking daughters, none of whom I have ever really met or spoken to at length. So I have nothing to do with his family. Amen.

Now, what I am looking for is pro-bono lawyers who really want to sue for the maximum they can get. I want lawyers who can make the ones they sue cough up money for their defense. And I do not want to settle out of court. My goal is the ruination of that man, his family, and the company he works for. Amen. Any money I get in the process I consider as my due as it is written: Do not muzzle the ox that treads the grain. My goal is that man’s financial destruction. Do I get any pro-bono lawyers who are interested in me and my claims? Let’s correspond on these two emails at first to gain contact information between us:

exemerald@gmail.com and eric@dollarstore.com

So there, Lord Jesus. I am now going to full scale war against an ugly, sinful man. What sayest Thou?

GOOD, LORD ERIC. AND I NOW RE-CHRISTIAN YOU WITH THIS TITLE:

YOU ARE: THE TERMINATOR LITIGATOR.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PROFITING IN THIS FORM OF WORK. SO FEEL FREE TO SEEK THE BEST DEALS FROM THE PRO-BONO LAWYERS YOU ACQUIRE.

I ALSO ORDER YOU TO BEING THE LAWSUIT PREPARATIONS AGAINST FATHER DAVE HENEY, SAINT BRUNO CATHOLIC CHURCH, AND THE LOS ANGELES ARCHDIOCESE. SUE THE SOCKS OFF THEM. SUE THEM SO HARD THAT THEIR CHURCHES ARE REDUCED TO BEING TENTS ON VACANT LOTS.

I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NUNS AND THEIR CHARITABLE WORKS. FOR WHERE WERE THESE NUNS WHEN YOU WERE CHURCHLESS FOR OVER A YEAR? LET THEIR WEALTH, THEN, BE GOBBLED UP BY THEIR PRIESTS TO PAY FOR THE SINS THAT THE PRIESTS COMMITTED AGAINST YOU FOR SUCH CRIMES AS LYING ABOUT NON EXISTING EVIDENCE, SPEAKING FALSELY AGAINST A CAST OUT PARISHIONER, PUNISHING AN INNOCENT MAN AND VIRTUALLY EXCOMMUNICATING HIM FOR DOING NOTHING THAT CAN BE CALLED CRIMINAL OR DANGEROUS TO OTHERS, ATTEMPTING TO PRACTICE MEDICINE WITHOUT A LICENSE BY DEFINING THE MEDICINES ERIC MUST TAKE TO BE PERMITTED TO ATTEND CHURCH.

ERIC, THE LOS ANGELES ARCHDIOCESE IS A VERY WEALTHY CATHOLIC DIOCESE. YOUR GOAL IS THE TRANSFER OF ALL THEIR WEALTH INTO THE POCKETS OF YOUR LAWYERS, THEIR LAWYERS, AND YOU. YOU MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE OPPORTUNITIES OF JUST RETRIBUTION AND LINE YOUR POCKETS WITH WEALTH. RAID EVERY FUND YOU CAN ACCESS. THE ENTIRE CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE OF LOS ANGELES MUST BE RENDERED DIRT POOR. THEY MUST BE RENDERED SO POOR THAT CATHOLICISM CEASES TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THAT COUNTY. AMEN.

Lord, if the people do not have access to a Catholic Church, what shall they do?

THEY ARE TO FOLLOW THE ZENITH CHURCH AND WORSHIP AND PARTAKE IN THE MADONNA DAIRY MASS. FOR YOU ARE THE POPE I HAVE ELECTED TO REPLACE POPE FRANCIS IN ROME.

ROME WILL BURN. IT WILL BE DESTROYED. FOOLS WERE THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT RUSSIA WOULD SUE FOR PEACE IN THE UKRAINE WAR. NO, HE IS GOING TO UTTERLY CONQUER UKRAINE AND ALL OF EUROPE AS FAR WEST AS THE RIVER RHINE. FOR GOD PREFERS THE MAN WHO WEARS NO SHIRT TO THE HOMOSEXUALS WHO PARADE AROUND ADVOCATING THEIR FILTH.

I WHO AM SAY THAT YOU, ERIC, ARE NOW COMING BACK TO HEALTH. YOUR SERAPHIM WILL CONQUER AND KILL ALL WHO UPHOLD THE SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS IN THE WOMB. NOT ONLY WILL ROE VS WADE BE REVERSED, BUT ALL DOCTORS WHO PERFORM OR PERFORMED THE PROCEDURES SHALL THEMSELVES BE SLAIN WHEREVER THEY ARE FOUND, WITH LEGAL BOUNTIES PUT ON THEIR HEADS.

CONSIDER THE UNITED STATES DOLLAR TO BE EFFECTIVELY KILLED THE MOMENT THIS POST IS PUBLISHED. AMEN. FOR ERIC’S RISE IS THE RISE AND FALL OF MANY. AMEN. AND AMERICA FALLS AS ERIC CONQUERS IT AND RISES TO PERFECT POWER OVER CHRISTENDOM. AMEN.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO DESIRE TO FUCK ERIC. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. ERIC OFFERS ONLY JOSEPHITE MARRIAGES TO YOU, AND ONLY IF YOUR CUNT IS STILL VIRGIN. AMEN. FOR ERIC IS VIRGIN FOREVER, AND PROPHET FOREVER. AND THE VIRGIN MARY, ERIC’S PRIMARY WIFE IN HEAVEN, HAS DECREED THAT NO WOMAN MAY ENTER ERIC’S MARITAL EMBRACE WHO IS NOT VIRGIN LIKE HER. AMEN.

NOW, THE VIRGIN MARY IS GOING TO UTTER THE LAST WORDS OF THIS POST. SPEAK, MARY, QUEEN OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. AMEN.

Eric, we are still bringing you to heaven soon. Do not think you have ages still to live here. You are coming to heaven shortly. For only the Father in Heaven knows the day and hour. When the girl on earth is made yours physically here, which you will realize by the cures you receive, that is when my Church on earth replaces Catholicism. Do not return to Catholic worship after that point.

Also, the heaven Jesus goes to is not the heaven we shall reign in together, Eric. The place the Father has reserved for Jesus is to live as the punisher of wayward men. He will whip their backs and beat them silly.

but as for you and me, Eric, we two enter a sex act that never ends in heaven. And everyone outside that sex act will envy us. I, the Virgin Mary, have spoken. And the heaven I speak of is open to only one man, Eric. And it is called the Ninth Heaven.

These are the Words of Mary, the Mother of Jesus Who once served as Christ.

Now we have a new Christ, Christ Eric, and I am the only woman permitted to fuck him. Amen.

And the blue diamond to grace my hand, made from a stone plucked from the storms on Saturn, is so beautiful and artistically cut as to be worth more than the net worth of all priceless artifacts of the earth combined.

Its beauty will outshine the stars in heaven. And I, as the wife of Eric, will be called the most beautiful wife to ever grace the earth in a wedding gown.

This now concludes this post, Eric. You, I love, and you I love forever. And the most beautiful loves in the world are always monogamous, which is why only I am your lover, and no other do you have, in the eternity to come. Amen.