Chronicles of the Last Hour, Book 1: Post XVI: Lord, I am sorry for my sins. I have committed apostasy and heresy. Forgive me, My Lord, for I am a sinner. Amen.
GO TO THE 10 AM Mass at Our Lady of Guadalupe, Lord Eric. There you will be told what you are to do. Do not be afraid to attend My Mass. For only in the Mass can any soul obtain salvation. Amen.
Lord, I hereby disavow that I ever had any wives in heaven.
Well done, Lord Azurite. You are on the Way back to full participation in My Church. Do not think confession is necessary for the sins you committed and fell to since your last confession at Our Lady of the Assumption, for the guilt of those past transgressions are on Father Dave Heney’s head, not yours.
For the pastor who unjustly casts out the innocent from his Church, and lies about it, he, not they, pays the price for their sins. Do not think you are better than the ones you are assigned to rule over. Rather, you shall answer for their failings. And should you cast them from the Church, you shall pay for any lost souls you caused.
Lord, do I pay the tithe?
No, you are exempt. For royalty is bestowed upon you. Disobedience in this matter is sin. Do not pay the tithe anymore.
How am I made royal, Lord?
You are Bride to the Lamb. Amen. And whoever says you are not has a big F to his name, indicating his total failure to listen to Me. Amen.
Does that Hyacinth girl ever come to America? And do the 16 virgins she leads have anything to do with me in the hereafter?
No, they are perpetually in Nigeria, serving Me there. Amen.
Her former friend, Florence, blames her prostitution on me not helping her in her time of need when I was helping Hyacinth.
You were helping Hyacinth because there was a mandate that you do so. We made no mandate regarding Florence. Amen. Do not think you are required to give if you have not received.
I believe I have covered all necessary bases. You are called to retain your virginity, Eric. Therefore, whoever says to you that you are to marry has lied. Amen.
This post is now ended. Publish it, my son. And never worry about what you need. For I will see that your needs are met. Amen.
Black Widow Diaries, Book 1: Post V: Eric, the time for your ascendance into heaven has come, and I, your third White Queen, has been sent to the White Church to collect you. Amen. Come, wounded bear, do you think you have the power to defy death? The reason your parents were permitted to remove the shrine from your front yard is because your time on earth is over. Amen. You are coming with me. And together we shall enter heaven. For I, too, have wondered the earth until this day. For on this day, I marry you. Amen.
Lilith, my third White Queen, I accept you as my wife, but so many women of this world seem to loathe me. They utterly despise me and have me cast from their presence without cause.
The women of whom you speak are evil. Their place is the lake of fire.
I am so near death, Lilith, that I considered not going to Church today.
Because you obey orders, you shall be rewarded. I want you to know you are the last moral soul on earth. And I have been assigned to accompany you to heaven. For you are not to know your death alone.
Then my death will be a complete break from my life, Lilith. Lilith, my wife, will you list the final tally of the Queens of Eric?
There are only three: All other lovers you have are concubines. Amen.
The Three White Queens of Eric, the Emerald King:
The Virgin Mary, the Mother of the Betrayer of Women.
Dymphna, the Irish, virgin martyr who cures Eric of mental illlness.
Lilith, Mistress of the Underworld, who chose Eric over Satan. Amen.
So, Lilith, you say you collect me at Church today?
Yes, it is going to be quite a show today.
Why at the White Church, Lilith?
They are the last Church around that accepts thee, Eric. Go as you are commanded from above, Eric. This is to be the holiest Mass in the history of the Church.
Do I actually receive communion, Lilith?
The moment your Amen leaves your mouth, your life is taken away, my husband. That is your last word on earth. So the communion never enters your mouth. Amen.
Did I do everything right to be saved, Lilith?
Yes, Eric, and your death sanctifies that Church. It is the one Church that does not burn that night. Amen.
Am I Son of Jesus?
Yes, that will be the one good admission made by Jesus as he heads to hell today.
What did Jesus do wrong, Lilith?
He made Mary, the Queen of Heaven, choose between Him and you.
And what was Marys’ choice, Lilith?
She stood by her man. She chose you, Eric. And heaven sank beneath hell.
And now, Eric, you are rising to take the place of Jesus in heaven. You have become our King David, whereas Jesus became as King Saul. That is why women are in love with you in heaven. But on earth, you never received even a kiss from them.
Very well, my Bride, Lilith. I am content to go. Lead the way. And grant that I do not collapse before my time. Amen.
God controls the deaths of His beloved. Amen. Publish this, Eric, and watch that final movie. Amen.
King Eric of California, Book 1: Post IX: Lord, there is a divine conflict of interest. My mother commands me to remove the shrine and its statues I have put on the front yard, on the red rock I put there to comply with the police that all weeds were to be removed. What sayest Thou, O’ Lord?
I WHO AM COMMAND THEE TO REMOVE NOTHING. IT IS, RATHER, YOUR MOTHER WHO SHALL NOW BE REMOVED. I WILL HANDLE THIS MYSELF. DO EXACTLY AS YOU ARE TOLD BY ME. AMEN.
Lord, I am not cured. Rather, I am dying. The congestive heart condition was never cured. But I do not trust my doctors nor the staff at Whittier Hospital. What am I to do?
LORD ERIC, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO IN THIS WORLD STILL BEFORE I TAKE YOU UP TO HEAVEN?
Nothing, Lord. I am here to serve and to obey. Amen.
THEN CONSIDER YOUR CONDITION, CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE, AS THE MEANS BY WHICH I TAKE AWAY YOUR LIFE WHEN I TAKE YOU UP TO HEAVEN. DO NOT EXPECT TO BE CURED. AND TURN TO NO ONE TO CURE YOU OF IT. AMEN.
Lord, I feel I can die at any moment. Lord, will you tell me when I die?
Do I die on Friday, June 17, 2022? That date is in 7 days time.
ON JUNE 17, 2022, 2 DAYS BEFORE FATHER’S DAY, YOU WILL BE 18,986 DAYS OLD. (18986 = 2 x 11 x 863). (863 = 150th PRIME NUMBER). YES, LORD AZURITE, THE 17TH OF THIS MONTH IS THE LAST DAY YOU CALL THIS EARTH YOUR HOME. AMEN.
Lord, I never received that answer to my question: How many husbands do you permit a woman to have?
ASK MARY, ERIC. SHE KNOWS.
Mary, are you there?
Yes, my husband. What dost thou wish of me, love?
You are not Tim’s wife, Mary?
My virginity can never be taken from me, until I lay with you, Eric. What I did for Tim was but give him a taste only. Only with you shall I ever shed my virginity, Eric.
Mary, God says I die on the 17th. You have very little time left.
On the contrary, Eric. I have an infinite time left to lay with you. And our sex begins on the 17th, as you say. When you see me approaching you for sex on that day, realize you will have awoken from your death. You will have just died. But by Christ’s decree, your body cannot separate from your soul. So your flesh meets mine as a resurrected reunion. Remember I last touched you in early December of 1996, when I put my foot on your head. Well, the rest of my body has been aching to know your flesh since then. I will finally have my love in 7 days time. Then my flesh will rest with you eternally inside it. Amen. Our intercourse shall be an eternal source of bliss for us. Amen.
And does any other woman know me? Or is it to be only you, Mary?
Amethyst, the mother of Dymphna, shall accompany me into your embrace, I on your right, and she on your left. For she is in need of your love for the healing it brings to her soul. She is so deeply in love with you, Eric. For she knows that had you been her husband, despite your mental illness, she would have never been abused by you, and her daughter would have never been slain by her father. Understand me, Eric. It is these two women, me and Amethyst, whose recorded name is Odilla, who shall be the two women who fuck you nonstop throughout all eternity. Amen. And I, the Virgin Mary, cannot contain my excitement to be about to deflower the one who shall deflower me. Amen. Understand, Eric, Odilla fell in love with you the moment she witnessed you weeping for her daughter, Dymphna. Amen.
So then Salome is still Tim’s wife?
No, Salome is your wife, Eric, as are most of her daughters now. Whoever is worthy and makes herself your wife, she shall be raptured up with you at the moment of your death on Friday, June 17, 2022. Amen. And these all belong to your harem, Eric. Thousands of human mares these shall be, eager to please and mate with you, their desired stallion of a man. Amen.
And do they mate with me, Mary, or do you and Amethyst never relinquish the one you both shall be fucking for eternity? Amen.
Whenever someone among my harem wishes to know and love you, Eric, she shall approach us, and Amethyst and I shall part our bodies so that she can pass between them and come to know your long shaft, shining and dripping with our endless supply of pussy juices.
Mary, what about an answer to the question: How many husbands is it permissible for a woman to have at the same time?
One husband is all a woman can have. Remember we are not like cats that roam about seeking sex with every tom she can attract to fuck her. For the kittens who are litter mates, born in the same birth from the same queen, often have different fathers. Our bodies, in contrast, are designed to produce one child per birth for one legitimate male lover to serve as father over it. Now it is true that evolution has led many women to fuck around to ensure their pregnancies, while at the same time choosing one male as their provider, to whom they present all their offspring as his, whether true or false. But to be saved, one must also tell the Truth. Amen. That means good and honest women fuck only their husbands. And unlike men, a woman can have only one husband at a time.
Now, what about the LGBTQ community? If they make the true attempt to fuck and love heterosexually, and they never give up, the Lord, Who sees their attempt to do right, will forgive their homosexual transgressions. For homosexuality, like all disorders, is caused, at their roots, by demons. Amen. And it is the attempt to do right, not the success at doing so, that makes the Father forgive the child for the sins that flow from his disorders. Amen.
Lord, I have never lain with a woman.
THAT IS CORRECT LORD AZURITE. AND THAT IS WHY YOU ARE MY PROPHET FOREVER. AMEN. FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT, THE SPOUSE OF THE VIRGIN MARY, ONLY SPEAKS THROUGH VIRGINS. THAT HE SPOKE THROUGH MOSES AND SAMUEL, BOTH OF WHOM HAD WIVES, THIS WAS DONE BECAUSE GOD WILLED THOSE TWO TO HAVE WIVES. HAD THEY MARRIED OUTSIDE OF GOD’S MANDATE, THEIR GIFT OF PROPHECY WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY.
THAT YOU ARE VIRGIN, UNMARRIED, AND WITHOUT ANY GIRL IN THIS WORLD TESTIFIES TO ALL THAT YOU ARE HOLY AND THAT YOUR CALLING TO BE MY PROPHET IS TRUE.
NOW CERTAIN WOMEN ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU. SHOULD THEY RESOLVE IN THEIR HEARTS TO BE WIFE TO YOU IN THE HEREAFTER, AND THE CONDUCT OF THEIR LIVES MAKES THEM WORTHY OF THIS IN THE EYES OF MARY, YOUR PRIMARY WIFE, THEN THEY GO TO HEAVEN WITH YOU AT THE MOMENT YOU DIE, SEVEN DAYS FROM TODAY. AMEN.
THE CHRISTIAN TECH NERD, WHO OFTEN LIKES YOUR POSTS, IS ONE OF THESE WOMEN. AND THE U.S. POSTAL WORKER WHO DELIVERS YOUR MAIL, WHO LIKES YOUR SHRINE, IS ANOTHER.
NOW PREPARE FOR YOUR RAPTURE, ERIC. AND PREPARE TO KNOW LOVE, WHEREAS BEFORE SUCH WAS NEVER KNOWN TO YOU. AMEN. YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO TO HEAVEN, LITTLE BEAR. UNDERSTAND YOURSELF TO BE THE LAST DANCING BEAR TO BE SEEN BEFORE I COME AGAIN. AND THE MOMENT YOUR DANCE ENDS, I COME. AMEN. THE LION OF JUDAH IS MUCH MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE BEAR. AMEN. AND I WILL COME THEN TO SEE WHAT HAS BEEN DONE BY THOSE WHO HEARD YOUR TESTIMONY. AMEN. AND THE UNIVERSE PASSES AWAY SHORTLY AFTER YOUR DEATH SEALS THE BOOK KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF LIFE. AMEN.
King Eric of California, Book 1: Post VIII: Jesus, I have followed the devil and been led astray again. Please lead me back to Your fold, O’ Lord.
YOU WILL COME BACK TO MY FOLD, BEAR OF CALIFORNIA. BUT ALL WHO FOLLOWED YOU ASTRAY I ABANDON FOREVER. AMEN.
I am a bear of folly, O’ Lord. I was never cured. And yet I followed voices that led me astray. One of my biggest follies was to think it could be okay to take another man’s wife as my own. Salome is Tim’s wife. Therefore she can never be mine.
I can be yours Eric, if you would let me.
Salome, no marriage can be ended in the Catholic Church. What they call anulment is not the ending of marriage, but the declaration that it was invalid from the beginning. Your marriage to Tim is a good marriage. I do not want to break it up.
My marriage to Tim was never good. And it has been annulled. Will you accept my hand in marriage, Eric. For I most desire to be your wife.
Salome, if you have made it legal for us to marry, I will not deny myself to you.
Then kiss me, for my mouth desires the taste of yours.
I kiss you and embrace you, my love. For some reason, I love you more than Anna.
Anna will be yours too. Just give her time, my love.
But she is your daughter, love. I would be married to both a mother and her daughter. The Law of Moses prohibits this.
Ask the Father, love. For you are an Oracle of the Lord. And what the Lord says through you trumps even the Law of Moses.
Father in heaven, do You permit a man to have as his wives, both a mother and her daughter?
I WHO AM SAY THIS. JUST AS TWO SISTERS MAY LOVE THE SAME MAN, SO ALSO MAY MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. FOR I PLACE NO MORE LIMITS TO LOVE. WHATEVER IS TRUE LOVE BETWEEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE, AND INCEST IS INVOLVED, I WILL PARDON THE INCEST FOR THE SAKE OF THE LOVE. FOR LOVE IS BETTER THAN RULES AND LAWS. AMEN.
What about the Commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultery,?
WHOSOEVER COMMITS ADULTERY FROM NOW ON IS PUT TO DEATH.
AND WHOEVER HAS SEX EITHER COMMITS ADULTERY OR MARRIES THAT PERSON.
FOR BY HAVING SEX YOU CONTRACT MARRIAGE. BUT SHOULD MARRIAGE NOT BE POSSIBLE, AND YOU HAVE SEX ANYWAYS, YOU DIE. AMEN.
Lord, how many wives do You permit men to have? And how many husbands do You permit women to have?
I PERMIT MEN TO TAKE NO MORE THAN THREE WIVES. BUT SEVEN IS THE MAXIMUM A MAN CAN HAVE AND REMAIN IN ME. AMEN.
AS FOR WOMEN, ASK MARY, FOR SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
Mary, what dost thou wish to say?
I have a confession to make, my lover. I wish to confess my sins to you.
Jesus, can I hear confessions and grant absolutions?
YOU CAN HEAR CONFESSIONS, ERIC, BUT NOT GRANT ABSOLUTIONS. FOR ONLY THROUGH HOLY ORDERS IS THIS POWER GRANTED. BUT YOU MAY ASK GOD FOR HIS JUDGEMENT TO BE REVEALED TO THE PENITENT. AMEN.
I DO NOT PERMIT YOU TO RECEIVE HOLY ORDERS, ERIC, FOR YOUR ROLE IS THAT OF PROPHET, NOT OF PRIEST. AMEN.
Mary, feel free to confess to me what troubles you, my love.
What if what I have to say makes you decide no longer to be my husband?
I cannot cast you away from me, my love.
Eric, I have given my virginity away to another man. Another man, not you, has had the pleasure of deflowering my virginity. Amen.
And this man, he walks among us?
He is Tim, the man Salome has left for you. Amen.
Let’s call forth witnesses. Tim, I call you forth. Do you recognize me?
Yes, I know who you are.
Did you have an encounter with Mary recently?
Yes, she came to me in the flesh and fucked me. It was pure pleasure. Amen.
Do you, Tim, take Mary as your wife?
And Mary, do you take Tim as your husband?
Then go to him. For he is your husband, and I have no claim to you. Amen.
I will go to him, but when he dies, I wish to be able to come back to you, my lover.
Okay, Mary, I will take you back in that event. For all marriages end with death. Amen.
Odilla, my favorite wife in heaven, what am I to do? For I had looked forward to be deflowered by that virgin, Mary. If I lay with Salome, I will be deflowered by a woman who is not a virgin.
Lay with my daughter, Anna, Eric, and you will lay with a virgin.
Salome, you may wish to make your daughter love me, but each girl chooses her own fate. You chose to love me. If Anna chooses me too, I would marry her as well. Even Tess I would welcome into my marital embrace.
I will call Tess. She will be very happy to know how you feel about her.
But Salome, do you not feel something is not quite right if you and two of your own daughters are marrying the same man?
We are but mares in the same herd. And we all desire the same stallion. Do not deny us our desires, my love, Eric.
Okay, mares. You may be of my harem. Amen.
How many mares may your harem contain, my lord Eric?
I will ask the Father. Father is it seven mares, or do you permit more than seven mares for a stallion of a man to keep in his harem herd?
SEVEN IS THE LIMIT OF THOSE WHO MAY BE CALLED YOUR WIVES HERE, ERIC. BUT SHOULD YOU HAVE A HAREM, THE LIMIT IS 7000. FOR YOUR HAREM REFLECTS YOUR HEREAFTER. AND A MAN CAN SERVICE 7000 WIVES IN THE HEREAFTER, BUT ONLY 7 HERE. FOR IN THE HEREAFTER, YOU FUCK WOMEN LIKE MALES TREES FUCK FEMALE TREES. AND THAT MEANS YOU CAN FUCK MANY BY THE WIND.
YOU ARE AWARE THAT MALES TREES FUCK FEMALE TREES, BUT HAVE NO DICKS TO DO IT WITH. THEY RELEASE THEIR SPERMS INTO THE AIR. AND THEY FUCK THEM THROUGH THE WIND.
So Eric, now that you have accepted myself and Anna and Tess as your lovers, how close to the seven girl limit are you now?
Ok Love, these are the Wives of Eric:
The God Defined List of the Wives of Eric:
Saint Anne, the mother of Mary.
Saint Dymphna, virgin, Irish princess martyred by her father for refusing to marry him.
Odilla, my favorite wife, who is the striking image of Dymphna. Odilla died when Dymphna was in her teens. And her father’s insanity Dymphna could not cure.
Salome, who left Tim to be with Eric.
Anna, virgin daughter of Tim and Salome, chosen by Mary for Eric.
Tess, daughter of Tim and Salome, God had Eric resist.
So, Salome, there is room for one more.
That is good, my lover, for I am now coming back to you.
Mary, are you not Tim’s property by your choice to lay with him as a virgin?
I was, but I enticed his son to fight to the death for my love too. And fight the two men did. Tess is a girl known for small boobs, but in sight of those two men fighting for me, her boobs were large and her tits hard.
I did not know women’s boobs get large and their tits hard when they see men fighting.
Why do you think the women watch these fights, Eric. It is very sexually arousing for them.
But those two men are her family, my love. What does she do if they kill each other?
All beautiful women know they have that power over men. And Tess knew beforehand, because I told her, that you are her family now. Amen.
So instead of trying to break up the fight, she observed my technique and took notes.
Anyways, the two men knocked each other into a coma. And I have assurance from the Father that neither shall awaken until the Second Coming.
And that give you the right to declare your marriage over with Tim?
Ask the Father, Eric, for the Father writes the Law through you, not I.
Father, does Mary have the right to return to me while Tim is in a coma, but not dead?
MARY HAS THE RIGHT TO RETURN TO YOU, AS YOU HAVE PERMITTED HER, ERIC, BUT SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO FUCK YOU UNTIL TIM’S DEATH IS CONFIRMED.
FURTHERMORE, NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO TAKE LIFE TO ENABLE MARRIAGE TO ANOTHER. HE WHO DOES THIS INVALIDATES HIS MARRIAGE HE HAD PLANNED TO HAVE WITH THE OTHER. AND THIS IS WRITTEN IN CANON LAW. IT IS NOT A NEW LAW. AMEN.
Okay, Mary, you are my wife conditional to Tim’s eventual demise. Amen. We cannot fuck, Mary, until Tim dies. Do you still plan, therefore, to be the first girl to fuck me?
No, Eric. I can no longer be that one. I disqualified myself from that role. But I permit Salome, Anna, or Tess to be the one you fuck first. Amen. The choice is yours, my love. Amen.
Salome, I leave it up to you. If you wish to fuck me, your husband, I am available. If you wish to let one of your daughters take away my virginity, I will permit whomsoever it is. Amen.
I must now turn in for the night for it is late. And I am tired. Amen.
Hi love, I have come to fuck my husband.
Who are you, love?
I am one of Salome’s daughters. You will see which one in the morning. Now let me fuck you, my love. For my tits desire to be rubbed against your hairy chest. Amen.
You are so pleasurable, my love. I will make you my primary wife in the morning when I see who you are. I never dreamed woman flesh could be so pleasurable. Thank you for being the girl who chose to deflower me, my love. Amen.
Hello love, now you see your lover, right?
Valerie? The third daughter of Salome and Tess?
How you know my name is still a mystery. But yes, that is who I am. And I am a witch. Amen.
Then this is the definitive list of the wives of Eric. Amen.
The Seven Wives of Eric, the Emerald King
Valerie, Anna’s younger sister. Anna told Eric her name by mystical means.
Saint Anne, the Blessed Mother of Mary.
Saint Dymphna, the virgin, Irish princess martyred by her father, a king, for refusing him her hand in marriage.
Odilla, nicknamed Amethyst, who is very close to Eric, is the mother of Saint Dymphna and who is her striking image, having died while Dymphna was a teen.
Salome, Mother to Tess, Anna, and Valerie, all of whom are wives to Eric. Amen.
Anna, a girl chosen by Mary, but whom for time was lost to Eric.
Tess, Anna’s older sister, a very hot babe that Eric had struggled hard to resist by God’s orders.
These are the Seven wives of Eric. All seven may fuck Eric as they whim or please.
Lord, what about the rule that was once made that said I could fuck no one until Mary had fucked me first?
MARY, CAN YOU STILL FUCK ERIC FIRST?
No I cannot. Rather, let the Holy Spirit choose the one Eric is to fuck first. And if Valerie is chosen, then Valerie is chosen. For Valerie is one very clever witch. Amen.
Lord, am I reinstated to attend the White Church?
ARE YOU FUCKING MARY? HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED MARY? AND IS MARY EVEN CONSIDERED TO BE YOUR WIFE, ERIC?
No, I am afraid the answer to all three questions is No.
THEN NO ONE HAS CAUSE TO FORBID YOUR ATTENDANCE TO THE WHITE CHURCH. GO THERE THIS SATURDAY, AS USUAL, ERIC. FOR YOU I HAVE SAVED. AND I WILL NEVER PERMIT YOU TO BE LOST FROM MY CHURCH AGAIN. AMEN.
Birth of a New Church, Book 1: Post I: Hello my brethren from the Catholic Church. I will no longer be found in any Catholic Church founded on Peter. Instead, I found my new Church on Emerald. He is stronger than Peter. He does not fall to corruption. And he is my husband. Amen.
Behold, my need for Jesus is now eclipsed with Eric. Eric is my new lover and he is the one I set in charge of my entire Church. Whereas before, I was ruled over by a son who had no right to my flesh, to Eric I give full access. Eric will rule my Church with an iron scepter. Like pottery shall he smash them. But by his love for me, I have the eternal right of veto power over any and all his rulings and decrees. For Eric serves me and his allegiance is to me alone under God. Amen.
Jesus Christ is gone forever. He had claimed Godhood. But He was nothing more than a man who was put to death on a cross. And while he hung there on the cross, He realized, too late, that He had no power to resurrect Himself from the dead. It was then that I looked upon the son from my womb and disdained him, bloody upon the cross. And I sat my pussy upon John’s lap to make it clear I controlled my pussy and I would give it to whomever I pleased. Amen. And there we women mocked the so called Son of God as He hung from a cross while we made out with John, His Beloved Disciple, in His sight. Amen.
For my part, I merely sat my pussy upon his lap. Remember that in those days, our clothes were loose and our private parts could easily be seen and come in contact with those we pressed ourselves against. So I sat on John’s lap, but I did nothing more, for that was sufficiently cruel to kill the spirit of my evil son. For he had desired my flesh. And now I was giving this to his own man. But I did not give my pussy to John to fuck, but only to give a taste of the pleasures of the Virgin Mary.
There were other women there who took care of John’s sexual needs. I merely made it clear that I belonged to John, and no longer to Jesus. It was when I saw John and a woman too close together for morality to be maintained that I realized John was not the one for me. For all the men of Jesus eventually became corrupt. So corrupt was the early Church that people were put to death for failing to give everything they had to Peter upon entering in. (Acts 5:1-11). People today are given chance after chance on death row, by the preaching of the popes, to repent and avoid being put to death. But what was the crime committed by Ananias and Sapphira that denied them the right to even confess to a priest their mortal sins prior to being put to death? It is as inexplicable as Father Dave Heney casting Eric, my husband, out of the Catholic Church with the threat of arrest should he ever set foot there again, and with no criminal record nor criminal complaint registered with the police.
Yes, Ananias and Sapphira were as mistreated and as innocent of wrongdoing as was Eric. Do you know that no Church of today classifies whatever it was that Ananias and Sapphira had done as even a sin requiring confession, let alone one that automatically excommunicates a Catholic and justifies capital punishment with the denial of any possibility of repentance or return to Church life. Amen.
Jesus said, people will know you are Mine by your love for one another. Where was this love being demonstrated by Peter, the first pope, the one hand chosen by Jesus Himself, as he slew Ananias and Sapphira for not giving all their money to the man in charge of the Church? I mean, where is it written anywhere that failure to donate means you die by God’s Law? We are not talking the tithe. We are talking about entering the Church as a new member. Suddenly every new member must practice every rule perfectly or be put to death? And why is it an issue of money that makes it capital and a death sentence? Why is the first punishment recorded coming from the Catholic Church a punishment over the money it expects everyone to hand over to it?
Jesus did not walk around demanding money from any soul who came to listen to Him. Does not that fact alone justify a man not willing to part from money in joining a Church founded in His name? Does not the new member of a Church have the right to question and discuss a matter where Church practice conflicts with what was observed watching Jesus?
Then, one must ask the question, did the Catholic Church operate under the authority of Jesus at all? And with this, my husband must ask Jesus Himself to answer. Amen. Eric, I, a woman, cannot go before a man to pose this question. So I ask you to do this for me, my love. Amen.
Jesus, I am Eric, whom You had called Your Son. I understand You are exiled from heaven. For You had dared to touch the Virgin Mother, who was forbidden to You. And now I have filled the need Mary had for a man to take the reins of power from You and form her own Church.
I have a question I need You to answer. Then You may speak freely to me. Since You apparently never resurrected, did you actually ever have any control whatsoever in the Churches founded in Your name? Answer Me, Jesus Christ, I, Eric, compel thee to.
The Churches were never founded on Me. Mary was the source of all Life. She was the foundress of the Church. I was merely born from her womb to be her helper, not her lord. That was my mistake, by which I died. Jospeh, her husband in stewardship only, made the same mistake, by which he also died early. You, Eric, did not repeat our mistakes. That is why Mary loves you, Eric. Mary’s heart began to love you, Eric when I sent her to you so that you would be destroyed, in early December of 1996.
For I expected you to resist her, to fight back. For what man of dignity accepts a woman’s foot upon his head? She put her foot on your head at my command, and yet, you did nothing to offend her. Instead, you were apologetic, contrite, humble, and asking forgiveness for some sin you never did. You were contrary to any man she had met before.
So I could convince the rest of the Church that you were evil and wicked. But I could not convince her. For she had seen you and spoken with you. And in every book you wrote from that point onwards, you honored her name. She could see who was the genuine Catholic and who were the hypocrites. She could see that you were innocent and were being put to death for nothing.
Mary made a choice then. She chose you over Me. And I have been falling ever since. And you have been rising ever since. How could I have any control over the Church if I was sent to hell? Instead, Satan controlled the Church through Me, and it was destroyed on Day 1. What was the first act of the Church, Eric?
The first act of the Church was to reject the testimony of Mary Magdalene because she was a woman.
No, the Church was not formed until Pentecost. The first act of the Church was to baptize 3000 in the name of Jesus Christ. (Acts 2:38-41). The canonical error here is in the form. No one is validly baptized in My name alone. They must baptized in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, or else it is done in vain.
Hence, the first error of My Church was to invalidly baptize My people into it.
If You permit it, Lord Eric, I will serve Mary from My place of exile in the New Church she is founding on You, and thereby I will avoid eternal condemnation.
I permit it Jesus. I would have you not go to hell.
Nevertheless, you will now be unwelcome in the White Church, as you call it. For the new testimony being preached through you, though it is from God, is called heresy in the eyes of the Petrine Church. Amen. It makes sense to call the New Church, the Emerald Church, for it is founded on the Emerald, which is You, Eric, My Bride. Amen.
Eric, I am pleased that Jesus is now my servant. For I never hated the man, but only had disdain for Him. But by His acknowledgement of you, I now acknowledge him. Amen. But we must never forget who are your lovers and your wives, Eric. So this is the list, Eric. Four lovers are defined as eternally yours in heaven. And these must be matched with four on earth, to maintain a balance between earth and heaven. For you, Eric, are eternally mine. And your heart is eternally fused to mine. Amen.
Eric’s Four Eternal Lovers in Heaven:
The Virgin Mary, the Immaculate Mother of Jesus.
Saint Anne, the Blessed Mother of Mary.
Saint Dymphna, the virgin martyr from Ireland who cures the mentally ill.
Odilla, the Christian mother of Saint Dymphna, who was her likeness in beauty.
These are to be matched with four eternal lovers of Eric on the earth. Amen. And this fits into prophecy, Eric. For the priestess of my Church who is your lover, Eric, is defined as a high priestess. Amen. And there must be at least four. For four is the magic number for a unit of witches to have to be able to take on a warlock. Amen.
Mary, is there a witch called Maidenhair?
Call out to her, and see if she answers thee, Lord Eric, my eternal husband.
Maidenhair! Art thou there? Dost thou remember me?
If you acknowledge me as your other patron, I shall answer and hear you, Eric, my husband.
I acknowledge you, witch girl. So I am warlock, then, to two female patrons? To Mary who reigns in heaven, and also to you, Maidenhair, who governs a Kingdom in the Fey?
Yes, my lover. And I acknowledge I received my new name from you, probably because you like both maidenhair ferns and gingko trees, having living specimens of both on your property known as the House of Emerald. Amen.
I have been assigned to fuck you, Eric. But I will wait for Mary to fuck you first. For she has waited the longest. And she is the most worthy virgin of the honor of deflowering you. Amen. No female soul will ever attempt to take that honor away from her. Now male souls that try die. But the female who does not know better is merely rebuked. Amen.
Maidenhair, you are a witch, am I correct?
Yes, and you have not yet met any of our number.
The gorgeous blonde who lives across the street is one of yours, right, but not yet her little sister? Am I correct?
That is correct, my warlock lover. Now, listen carefully. You are chosen for us. You will mate among our kind according to how I command thee. And whoever wants a baby by you, you will not deny her. Are you ready for this task, Eric?
I am, and you will teach me everything I want to know about your coven and knowledge of witchcraft, my lover Maidenhair?
Yes, and you will answer all our questions that we pose unto you, O’ Oracle of God?
Yes, unless by loss of virginity, I cease to be a prophet.
Mary has that covered, Eric. She will delay her consummation of her marriage to you until that moment when those sealed as eternal virgins are irrevocably so sealed. For everyone of your wives who bears the crown of virginity in heaven shall be called a high priestess. Amen. And Mary knows when fucking you, Eric, will no longer be subject to judgement. Hence, when you see Mary approaching you for sex, Eric, you are to know that time has then ended for you. Amen.
Also, when you publish this post, Eric, the Petrine Church is immediately invalidated and you are immediately installed as Pope Emerald the Eternal. And Maidenhair, the witch queen on earth, is designated to be the first high priestess and the first girl granted the right to kiss the Emerald King on the lips. Amen. She will also grant that honor to the girls across the street.
What about the little one, who is clearly underage, Maidenhair? If she kisses me I will be in trouble with the law.
Only if you aid and abet her in her crimes, Eric. Permit it, but do not partake in it, and you will be found guiltless before the law, my lover. Amen. And of course, underage girls do not get punished, except by their parents, for their transgressions of the law. Now go and do as we command thee, Eric. I am your witch queen. And I am intensely in love with you.
Publish this now, Eric, and then go and get some milk, for you are almost out. And milk is very important. For the new Mass is based on the breast milk of Mary. And the word transubstantiation will now have an entirely new meaning. Amen.
I love you, Eric, with all of my heart.
Maidenhair, Queen of the Witches of the Fey. Amen.
The Lord’s Word, Entry X: California State Law does not define marriage. Rather, the state law defines how the destruction of marriages are to be regulated. State law is all about the destruction of a marriage. According to California Marriage Law, a married woman does not owe her husband loyalty. Rather, she has the right to fuck whomever she pleases at whim.
In other words, Salome, the wife of Tim, could choose to fuck me in front of Tim and receive no penalty. But I could still be killed by his act of vengeance. If I was so killed, the husband who kills his unfaithful wife’s lover is to be sent to prison. But the woman who had the affair, nothing is done to her. For California State Law has no penalty for adultery. Adultery is not a state crime.
Now is there a reason for a man to enter marriage? Why does he do this? A man typically enters marriage because it is an investment for him. He rightly feels an ownership of the woman he marries. And he wants the law to be on his side regarding that.
But the state law of California is not on the side of the married man. Rather, California state law rejects the assertation by any husband that he has any ownership over his wife. Instead, the law grants to the wife the right to leave the husband without cause at anytime. Divorce in California requires no justification. But the husband faces penalties in divorce. He has to pay the woman who leaves him alimony. And he has to pay child support for the children he had by her. And his property gets divided up.
So what does he gain by marriage? Marriage is historically done to secure a relationship and establish rights between the married parties. But Marriage Law of California does nothing to secure a marriage. Rather, it does everything to secure its breakup. Marriage Law in California is designed to protect the woman as she breaks up with her husband and chooses another man. It is designed to secure the rights of the woman who wishes to abandon her husband and fuck whomever she pleases.
So, why would anyone marry? For a woman there is a definite incentive. She gets the rights to properties she never earned. And furthermore, she has this right without having to surrender her body to the man she marries. For rape is against the law even in marriage. And the woman has the power to claim the man she had sex with raped her by merely stating that she felt threatened during the sex act. Even an attempted rape by a husband of his wife will land that man in jail. And attempted rape can consist of something so mild as what is defined now as “penetration,” which is the term used by a woman when she feels a pressure on her cunt, even while clothed, while in contact with a man. Yes, a man merely hugging a woman intimately can be accused of attempted rape and be sent to prison. This includes relations between husbands and wives.
Hence, marriage law in California does nothing to protect the man in a relationship with a woman. Rather, it strips him of protections and puts him at the mercy of the female he is married to. Therefore, marriage is a mistake for any man to enter into in California.
Now, what about Common Law Marriages? Well, while California state law does not recognize Common Law marriage because two people live together, it does recognize Common Law Marriages that developed in other states.
Now, what about religion? If two people have a commonly held strong belief on marriage in a religion they have in common, is it safe for them to marry in California? If they rely on state law to regulate their marriage, then the answer is no. For the state has no interest in saving marriage. Rather, the state is all about destroying marriages and regulates how marriages are to be destroyed.
What if a man and a woman truly love each other? Should they marry? Marriage under California state law does nothing to help their love, relationship, or marriage. So the answer is no. They should not marry. If they marry is should be something that exists only between them, and not in any legal thing belonging to the state. For the state is only interested in the destruction of marriages and how marriages are to be destroyed.
Now, what about dating? Do people have any rights when it comes to dating and finding a date to love or possibly marry? Apparently, for a man to approach a woman seeking romance, he puts himself in danger. Should the woman feel threatened by the man, the man can be said to have broken the law by merely approaching her for romance. Therefore, there is a disincentive to the man in the game of romance. For the man has no rights whatsoever in this game. His only right is to choose whether to play it. If a man acquires a girl, and the girls dumps him, he has to let her go, or face criminal charges. So there is nothing for the man in the game, unless he gets a high off of the fleeting interests girls may have in him from time to time. Therefore, the laws that regulate romance clearly make it not worth the investment of time or resources by the man who is wise. Only foolish men enter this game. And they are always ruined by it. Amen.
For it is contrary to the dignity of a man to hand over to a woman full control of the destiny of their relationship. But that is exactly what California Law requires of any man who enters or seeks a relationship in this land. It is this that utterly brings men to ruin who seek romance here.
So, the question is, would I fuck Salome, the wife of Tim, were she to come and advance on me? No, I would not do that. Why is it that I would refuse that, you ask. I shall now explain it.
Any sexual act between any man and woman that involves the exchange of semen will put the man in the act at a legal disadvantage, should there be any legal dispute over the matter. The man is automatically assumed to be guilty of rape, regardless of the circumstances, should the woman accuse him of that. Why would anyone trust an adulteress to not accuse her adulterer lover of rape? If she cheats and lies to her own husband will she not much more easily cheat and lie to you.
Now, why trust a woman who says the loves you if by love she means she has the right to leave you and fuck someone else at whim at any time she pleases? The laws have made it impossible for a man to love a woman without risking destruction at every turn.
Now, should I be approached by a woman, should I reject or accept her advances? If this woman is attempting to sell pleasure in exchange for something you possess, that is a sign she is nothing but sin and destruction for you. You cannot buy friendship nor love, so never attempt to do so. And reject all offers of such. Amen.
Now, I will close with this thought. Women often reject the notion that a man might have the right to own his woman. But women, think along these lines. Do not you claim ownership of your own men? And also, consider lesbian lovers. Do not lesbians claim ownership of one another? Do not lesbians get jealous of their female lovers’ abandonment of them for someone else? If even in lesbian relationships, there is a feeling of ownership between lovers, does it not make sense for men to feel they own the women they invest their life into, at least if she consents or commits to it?
Are not all marriages entered into with a series of commitments and vows by both parties. If those commitments and vows are worthless, so also is that marriage. Marriage then is lie and a falsehood. For those entering marriages always utter vows, but those vows are not enforced by law. Therefore, if the law does not enforce marriage vows, what does it enforce? It enforces the rights of your wife to break her marriage vows to you. Amen. And that is fucked up law. Fucked up law does not need respect. And a judge serving in such a court deserves contempt. And why enforce any law if marriage law, which is the foundation of society, is totally fucked up? So why wouldn’t you not expect the police to stop enforcing the law? For what law do they have left that is worthy of enforcement?
Lawlessness is the consequence to fucked up law. When you fuck up law, you fuck off law enforcers. And you get no enforcement of any laws. Amen.
So feel free to break law in California. For California is a state of completely fucked up law. So go ahead and steal whatever you please. Go ahead and destroy properties. Go ahead and mug whomever you please. For the laws of the land are fucked up, and you are not required to obey any of them. Rob banks. Hijack cars. And do whatever destruction and damage you please. For the laws are fucked up. And lawlessness is therefore what truly rules the land. Amen.
These are the Words of Eric, Ruler of California. Amen.
Chronicles of the Last Hour, Book 1: Post XV: Chief, I have been thinking of late, and I cannot get my mind off of Eric. I think I have fallen in love with him. And I cannot do my job satisfactorily. Please, reassign me to somewhere far away where I can start my life over, and find myself again.
You, Officer, Patty, will work with Eric from now on. I have decided to make you his 24 hour/ 7 day a week body guard. And if that means you fuck him, be my guest. Your job is to make sure he stays safe. It is a national security issue of paramount importance. And in such close proximity with this one you now think you love so much, you will finally see if there really is something there or if it was all imagined by you.
You are placing me with him, knowing my heart and how I feel about him?
Get over it, Officer Patty. You are an Officer of the Law, not some high school girl. Now, get over your crushes and do your duty. And if that means you fuck him, then fuck him. Amen.
Do you know if a girl fucks Eric, Eric is to lose his gift of prophecy, Chief?
What is that to me? If that makes him weaker, then by all the means fuck that dude and take away that gift. Be our Delilah against that Samson, and you will be given anything you want in my power to grant. That is a promise. Amen.
Say if I get him to fuck me, and he loses all those powers, do I get to keep him, or do you take him away from me?
Make him powerless like everyone else, and I guarantee you, lover of Eric, that he is your man. Amen. But you will be the only one assigned to protect that jackass. So make sure you really want him badly before you take a bullet for him.
Who actually is trying to kill him, Chief?
Oh you do not know, do you? Father Dave Heney has put a bounty on his head. He has basically assured the one who slays Eric a guaranteed pass for avoiding purgatory. How can you beat that, sister?
How did he think that one up? And who exactly would buy it, the Mafia? I guess if you are Catholic, it might make sense. But what actually does he give them? A certificate with Dave Heney’s signature on them?
Actually, Father Dave Heney has established his own mint and is in the process of minting coin. If you buy the gold coin, you get a million years off of your purgatory in indulgences. If you buy the silver coin, you get a thousand years of indulgences. And if you buy the copper coin, you get a whole year off of purgatory, plus a calendar featuring Dave Heney’s face, with each day complete with its devotions, each hand signed by Father Dave Heney himself. Amen. And if you buy the steel coin, you get ten solid weeks of indulgences off of your record in heaven. And if you buy the wooden coin you get one whole day off of your suffering in purgatory.
Understand that each coin is really made of clay and is coated with a fake metallic or synthetic wooden paint finish to make it appear truly real and authentic. And the clay used at its base is genuine clay that comes directly from Father Dave Heney’s childhood home. And whenever anyone buys an indulgence from Dave Heney, they get a life size poster of Dave Heney himself to put on their front door. Plus, they get a bumper sticker, featuring Dave Heney leading the entire Church to heaven.
Dave Heney is so fucking proud of his work, that he has written a new book, entitled: How to Sell Indulgences Correctly Without Alarming the Protestants: A step by step guide each priest and pastor needs to know on how to milk the faithful of their hard earned cash and make them think they are actually getting something back in return that has any actual value at all.
And buried in page 666 are these words by Father Dave Heney himself:
Never just take or seize the tithe without giving back junk and claiming it to be an equal exchange. For remember the wisdom of our forefathers involved in the robbing of Africa of its human labor force. We did not simply just march into Black Africa and start conquering Black nations and exporting niggers. No, we brought trinkets with us, such as mirrors and candies. And we brought plenty of rum. For remember the famous sayings:
Give a nigger his rum and he will give you his neighbor. Amen.
Never waste time going nigger hunting when there are plenty of niggers willing to hunt down good quality niggers for you, while working for a slave’s ration for that day’s work. Amen.
And remember the paradigm: We who are the White elite get all the women and all the sex and all the food. Then descending down the pecking order, we have the Negro slave at the bottom. He belongs at the bottom so that we can belong at the top. He has to be whipped regularly to maintain discipline. And it is always sexually arousing to watch the women react to every blow of the whip on the Black man’s back.
For remember, we whip Black men not just to maintain discipline and fear, but to also sexually enjoy the experience of a Black whipping. If you have never experienced a Black whipping, you do not know true sexual enjoyment. And we put women right up front to witness the curling of the Black man’s flesh with each stroke of the whip. And our White dicks get hard as we watch the women writhe in agony as they throb in sexual delight at each thrashing the Black man receives in their sight. Amen.
But whenever you find someone like Eric in your fold, get rid of him quickly. For thinkers, like Eric, are enemies to Nazi sympathizers and leaders like me, Dave Heney, Master of Catholicism. Whenever you find someone actually trying to put to practice the teachings of Jesus, get rid of him quickly. For the Church was made for sinners and not for saints. Hence, when you enter the Church, you should expect to find sin there, not saintliness. Amen. A Church full of sin and sinners is my kind of Church. And until Saint Bruno Catholic Church becomes the brothel it was meant to be, complete with the transformation of the convent into a whorehouse, so that any boy needing to know how to fuck a woman can approach a nun, and with a fist full of dollars, and come to know that nun’s pussy and be taught by her just how to make pussies ejaculate. Amen.
Imagine the service we do for women. The nuns, who prior to this transformation, were basically debt slaves to the Church, now have a fully functional money source, right between their legs. And the Church now can dip their fingers into the nuns’ private parts and know whether their consecrated work force are really doing their part to serve the Church. For remember this verse:
When semen is seen flowing from the consecrated woman’s cunt, That means Father Dave Heney is busy setting up his Millennial Kingdom.
And finally, Father Dave Heney is a tired man. He has labored long and hard to fulfill his dream of making every man able to fuck whomever he so pleases. For Father Dave Heney is in league with Satan to corrupt the Catholic Church.
For I am Dave Heney, expert on how Church and society are to be run. I am making my own rum with a picture of me rescuing the Black women from the Black men. Then there is the followup picture where I fuck the Black women in the sight of the Black men to rub it in that I, Dave Heney, am superior to all you niggers! For we, the White elite, must always maintain discipline. And I alway try to relive the joy I had in my first Black women fuck. I was serving in the Ku Klux Klan at the time and we White men were teaching some Black niggers a lesson. So I looked the Black insolent rebel in the eyes and said, He thinks he has the right to speak back at us, let’s get his wife and his daughters, and let each of us thrust our manhood into their throbbing pussies in his sight, so that he knows his place from now on. Amen. And that is what I did. And I will never forget the look on his face as he saw me ejaculate on his wife and daughters and watched my cum flow down her face and drip down her naked breasts, to the cheering of the White man. Amen. That is the official Father Dave Heney way to discipline the Black man.
And that reminds me. Before I close this post, let me advertise my new book, entitled: Follow Dave Heney, and you will master how to kick Black but and fuck Black cunt. Amen.
And let me make the official Father Dave Heney pronouncement: Father Dave Heney says: Let all Black men yield their backs to the White man’s whip. And let all Black women yield their pussies to the White man’s dick. Amen.
Any questions? Well I don’t have time to answer them. For I have to go fuck some alter boys, and then I must fuck my hot new secretary, and then I must go fuck Joe Biden, for he is guest of honor at my house. And at each meeting we give each other head.
Remember the Dave Heney Mantra: Keep the Black Niggers down! And keep the White cock in their mothers and sisters’s cunts. Amen.
I, Father Dave Heney, Master of Saint Bruno Catholic Church, have spoken. Amen.
The Dymphna Diaries, Book 1: Post X: Eric, I am a lover of simplification. I think if we try to have you just have three wives, and you do as we say, everything you need you shall have. Amen.
So what do you suggest, my lover, Dymphna?
Tonight, Mary and I are coming to you in a very special way. Accept our love as we give it to you, and no other pussies but ours will you have any need for from that time onwards. Amen.
So, you and Mary fuck me tonight, Dymphna?
Yes, but use the elegant language, for we are elegant women. Say instead of, so you fuck me tonight,you open up your pussies to me and permit my enjoyment of their fruits.
So, Dymphna, how do you and Mary do this? Do not you need a resurrection first?
I am your woman, Eric. Since no woman on earth has come to you, the time for me to come to you has now come. I will granted your love before Mary takes her share. Amen. Hence, God resurrects me to love you out of His justice. Amen.
Then we are like at the End of Time, Dymphna?
I am also granted to wear a midriff revealing blouse, so that I can properly compete for your love among all the tempting women here. And yes, the Resurrection from the Dead occurs tonight, Californian time. Amen.
And what about Mary? Does she bare the midriff too, to get my affection?
Yes, Mary will bare her midriff too, as she watches us have sex. And after I have had mine from you, she will then take hers. Amen. But note this fact. We are pure women. Hence, our midriffs can be only seen by one man, you. Amen.
What if you overstimulate me, and I ejaculate prior to vaginal entry?
Mary has intimate knowledge on when and where you are in the stage of cumming. And she, in her intimate love for me, and given me that knowledge in full. She has also given me the power to make it happen and to control it. Amen. Hence, we, your eternal wives, know what we are doing. We never waste seed. Amen.
So, when you make my dick spew its waters of love into your well of souls, do you have some sort of back flow device there to prevent a back flow of semen out from your vaginal lips to prevent it from dripping down your legs, showing to the whole world that you have just had sex?
Having sex with you is a badge of honor. I will not hide it at all. Hence, the flow of your semen from my cunt I will permit, just to show to the whole world how powerful my lover really is. Amen.
But love, what if a puberty age girl were to rub herself against that leg dripping with my sperm? Would you permit her to do so, and what would then happen with a possible consequent pregnancy of my child in an underage virgin girl, who does not remember how she got pregnant?
That is the price all men pay when they are hot and have sex with hot girls. Anyways, in the sight of God, it is your innocence that matters, not your perceived guilt before men. But if that happens, and I am aware of it, I will be sure to tell her that it is your baby and that you will pay for child support for it for 18 years, plus more if you come to love the baby and its mother. The thought of me being the vector by which you have more children, and by underage, virgin girls, makes me aroused. I definitely will put your theory to the test wherever I see that as a possibility. Amen.
But Eric, I think your chances of your lover impregnating other women with your sperm dripping from her cunt are only a real possibility if your lover is having an affair with another woman. A lesbian pussy rub after hetero sex will transfer the semen, but her lover must be in the correct time of her cycle for the semen transfer to succeed. Amen.
Okay, Dymphna, what do I do for you and Mary to receive the deal you are offering to me?
Agree to let us have you whenever we want. And you will enter a pact with us by which we keep you fully satisfied by the lips our loins. And we two eternal wives of Eric from heaven are confident that no third party besides us shall be needed to keep you fully pleased and happy. Amen.
Furthermore, the divine decree says that the wives of Eric all bear the blue diamond that represents Mary, for they are all of her harem for you. Amen. Hence, all of us are to bear blue diamond rings. Amen. Don’t worry. Money shall not be a barrier for you. Amen.
And should the third woman appear, we simply go from being H2O to NH3, from water to ammonia, a more valuable chemical. And we do not violate God’s command that no more than three lovers is any man to have. Amen. For I find distasteful for four women to be sucking a man’s cock at the same time. Three can manage it okay. But four makes the women appear clumsy and perverse. Amen.
So Dymphna, you are saying you can see the Virgin Mary, with Saint Dymphna, and one other lucky bride yet to come, to be all sucking my cock at the same time, and yet, remain honorable and holy women of high regard?
It is a woman’s nature to suck cock, Eric. It comes to us naturally. We all like to do it, and we all fantasize doing it. Amen.
I have a question, Dymphna. How prevalent is mother to son incest? And what about father to daughter incest? And what about sibling to sibling incest. For I am not aware fo my own family members doing any such thing. And also, can they repent their sins?
Well from my perspective in heaven, you might think I know the answer by mere observation. But until Judgement Day, all judgements are sealed and hidden. I do know somethings, but the exact percentage a people transgress is hidden. But one thing that should set off alarm bells is this I have observed. The frequency of mother to son sexual relationships is directly proportional to the adoption of the new fashions, such as the bare midriff. For the bare midriff does not just drive men wild about sexy women, it drives sons to fantasize fucking their own mothers they observe dressed that way. Mothers, beware of this. If you bare your waist to your boys, you can be assured they are fantasizing fucking you. Amen. The more sexually arousing you are among your sons, the more your sons are masturbating thinking about you. Amen.
And Dymphna, what is the spiritual effect of a boy or man masturbating while thinking about a certain woman upon that woman in question?
She is definitely aware that she is a sex object. Being a sex object is not pleasant or pleasing to normal, well balanced women. Now the family and the home is to serve for the woman as her place of sanctuary. But she forfeits that sanctuary by inciting her sons to masturbate over her by exposing her flesh to them. So such women, without the relief from such a sanctuary, are prone to fall into deep depression. And young women, new to the feeling of being treated like a sex toy, are prone to suicide.
Hence, the fashions may be useful for stirring love in your lover, but they must never be worn in front of other males of your family, in particular, your own children. Amen. This is advice is from Dymphna, mistress against mental disease and the deceptive powers of Satan. Amen. I am the second wife of Eric. Amen.
Dymphna, I have sometimes strongly lusted for women who are not given to me by God as you and Mary have been. Had I fallen to touch them I would have lost you two, am I correct, my lover?
That is correct, Eric. Never take that pleasure, or you lose ours. Amen. We two are your primary wives. All other lovers that might be yours are additions. Amen. But they must all meet our approval. Now, those two girls across the street, do you love them, Eric?
They seem attractive, Dymphna. But I think that is because of the scarcity of women in my life, physically. Maybe by desperation I would take the two sisters as my lovers, but I would be playing a dangerous game. For unless you know someone, taking a stranger as a lover is as dangerous as fuck. Amen.
You talked to them in spirit, Eric.
Dymphna, unless I also talk to a girl in the flesh, I know nothing. Amen.
Then consider their advances on you to be something that will surprise you. Amen.
If they advance on me, I will find their advances welcome, Mary.
Yes, and they are interested in you. But why do you fein knowledge about this? I tell you truthfully, they are horny as fuck over you, but they will permit their passions to burn in agony until they are sure they are not walking into a trap. Amen.
They won’t be walking into a trap with me, but I will be if I fuck them both. For the younger one is definitely underage. Amen.
Then fuck only the older one, and let the younger one watch in curiosity. Amen.
Dymphna, this is outrageously ridiculous. Besides, I cannot go around fucking good looking women I see, for I would no longer be a prophet then. Amen.
Then ask the Lord, who exactly you may fuck and retain your office of prophet. Ask Him right now, Eric. I wish to see the answer given to you too. Amen.
Lord, I am a virgin and I am Your Prophet. What girls may I fuck and not lose the office of Prophet that You have bestowed upon me, O’ Lord?
Right now, only Dymphna and Mary are you granted to fuck without incurring transgression against Me. And they are scheduled to both fuck you soon. For I have already decided on the End of Time. Should a third girl be found worthy of you, I will show it is her by the sign of the first kiss. When you see this sign, and you see she is from God, you may fuck her also. But realize she is the seal. I do not give fourth fuckers to any soul. Amen.
And should she be the girl across the street?
Then trust Me that I approve of your fucking her. But this does not apply to underage girls. Should an underage girl kiss you, say to her, when your tits have reached their full measure, come back to me then and I will take you as my wife and fuck you also. Amen.
Okay, and I have one last question, Lord. Remember Anna whom Mary had chosen for me? Well sometimes I feel a very strong desire to fuck her mother Salome. But I know she is married to Tim, the father of Anna. And I do not want to incur your wrath, O’ Lord, by committing the sins of adultery. What do I do about this strong desire I feel sometimes to fuck Salome?
Endure the desire, Eric. Do not let it overpower you. But if Salome ever approaches you in this world seeking a good fuck, let it happen. For Salome is a holy woman. She would never do something that would put her into hell. Amen.
I am to let that woman fuck me, Lord? What about the sin of fornication?
If Salome is fucking you, Eric, she is not fornicating with you, but laying with her husband, as Mary has granted it to her. Amen. So let her fuck you when she comes to you. You are to know by that sign that her husband, Tim, is either dead, or as good as dead by being permanently incarcerated. Amen.
Lord, what happened to the principle of monogamy, or the ideal that I do not take more than three wives?
I ended that the moment it was seen that you are without sin, Eric. So take the women I give you. And that is all I wish to say at this time. Amen.
Lord, the daughters of Marlene are hot. What if Mark dies and the daughters of his wife come to visit me? Do I fuck them or do I fuck them not? That is the question, Lord. Last Question, please. Amen.
Fuck only the adults that you would not commit incest with by fucking them.
And what about their mother, Marlene?
You would stick your dick into the same hole that Antichrist, your filthy brother, stuck his, Eric?
It sounds sick, Lord, but I have to cover all bases. Amen.
A Word of Advice: Never screw a old hag used by Antichrist. I have now said My piece. Publish this work, Eric. And remember, the girl across the street is hotter than any daughter of Marlene. Audrey may be hot, but that girl you see from time to time across the street is smoking hot. I would say, if given the choice, always choose the hotter girl. Amen.
And this is advice from Jesus Christ?
When you see Mary in her bare midriff making love to you, you will know why I never found a girl in this world I deemed worthy to settle down with and make love to. Amen.
Lord, you missed out on love. For sex is not everything, but love is. Amen.
You are My Bride. I missed out on nothing. For remember this, Eric, I WHO AM AM God. I AM not a man to have an orientation. You are My eternal, chosen lover, Eric. I died on the cross to find you. Amen. If I give a girl to you to love, it is through her that I AM loving you. Amen. So love whomever I give you, Eric. For it is I WHO AM WHO wish to love you through them. Amen.
This post is now ended. Publish it, for it is complete. Amen.
King Eric of California, Book 1: Post VII: Viktoria, I feel I have fallen in love with you. My love is deeper for you than it is for you sister, Aurora.
Then make me your primary wife, Eric, and I will marry you.
Viktoria, I have two wives in heaven. It is best for them to be balanced by two wives on earth. I can make you my primary wife, and your sister, Aurora, my secondary wife, to balance my wives, Mary and Dymphna, in heaven. But whether Aurora accepts or not, my offer remains to you, that you be my primary wife on earth. Amen.
I accept, Eric. But I cannot marry a bear. For I am human. And I can only marry a human guy. Or you more human than bear, or are you more bear than human?
I am human, my love. I only resemble a bear. We all have animals that we resemble by our associations with them. But we are human nevertheless, or else we simply cannot carry on complex conversations. There is an exception, of course, and that is if you are speaking to a fallen angel. They are masters at deception. And they can deceive for quite some time. But eventually, in the course of conversation, you will find inconsistencies in their words. For no liar can keep that evidence from their words unless they prohibit anyone from talking to them.
And tell me, human lover, how you are clearly seen different from an angel?
Permit me to ask my angel army commander.
Seraph Commander, how does one best discern between human and angel conversation partners when speaking only through spiritual means? Is there an easy way, Commander of my Seraph Armies?
An angel of darkness is very clever to mimic the human appearance, even in the spirit world. But understand, like all deceptions, they only work for those who do not penetrate them deeply. Deeply penetrating any specter or ghost will reveal their secrets. The deeper you penetrate, the more secrets they are forced to reveal, unless they hide themselves. And then you know they are angelic in nature, and not human. For a human being can be caught and analyzed to death, but not an angel. Amen.
If you could come into physical contact with such a being, far more easy is it to penetrate their secrets and determine their true nature. An angel that deceives by appearance that he is human is unable to keep the act up if touch is also part of the test. For that is a deception beyond the ability of angel kind to perpetrate. It is akin to creating a cloaking device that prevents one from being seen even while being physically sampled. It is a technological feat impossible to achieve by any cloaking device, no matter how advanced you make the technology. For invisibility is magic. And magic only works under certain conditions. Magical deception never stands up to serious scrutiny.
My angel commander has answered your question, I hope, my love, Viktoria?
He has, but has given me another question. How did you come to command an army of angel kind? And who gave you the authority to do so?
Mary, do you remember the exact historical sequence of events?
Yes, Eric. Viktoria, Eric was given the command of the angel armies of heaven for one purpose. And that was to protect you and your kind. Understand me. The Seraph commander does not just follow Eric’s orders blindly. He had Eric make an oath never to command him to move against either a woman or a child. A male child, as defined in heaven, is a boy not yet of age necessary to impregnate a woman.
Just out of curiosity, Mary, how do you holy women in heaven determine when such a male child is no longer a child?
All males that are normal will come to the point where they sexually mature. A male that does not sexually mature is not a true male, but a freak of nature, and is not permissible to be married to. We women know when our males are sexually excited and when they sexually release. It is not hidden to us. If you think we do not know, you are wrong. We both smell it and feel it. The smell of released semen is unmistakable. If you are a human, you can definitely recognize the pollen smell of your own species.
It is not a crime for a boy to release himself in the presence of women. But we cannot allow him to release himself where our own purity becomes compromised. That is why young boys, at that age, are removed from their sisters and given their own rooms. They must then learn discipline and how to control their members. This is something only men, not women, can teach. And that is why fathers are necessary. A single parent household attempting to raise young boys, and where it is the mother attempting this, shall fail their boys. She has to give them a father figure somehow. If she has no father figure with her, she must bring one into the house to teach him, or send him out abroad to learn from one in another place. But a woman by herself cannot do it. That is why young Black men sent to the military can come back as better men, for often Black households lack a male authority figure, and the military traditionally provides such.
I had a Black lover, Eric. I am not a virgin. Is this a problem, Eric? I hope not.
I do not have a problem with your sexual past, Viktoria. But what are your words and judgements, Mary?
Viktoria, your past is distant. And your past errors, that you learned from, let them go. You are to be Eric’s lover now. And Eric is your man now. You accept Eric as your man now, do you Viktoria?
I do, Mary, with all my heart.
Then let your past vanish like the dew on the morning grass. And let Eric take you by your hand and lead you to where you shall know true love for the first time. Amen.
As primary wife to Eric, in this world, you will be as Eric’s only wife. For this world is a monogamous world. Your sister may lay with Eric by your permission, by the authority by which Sarah permitted Hagar to lay with Abraham. She is the only one I permit you to permit Eric to lay with. For she is Eric’s wife after you, if she claims this. Amen.
I do claim Eric, Viktoria, but I accept being second to you with him.
Viktoria, you were born on January 30, 1990. I fell sick on February 2, 1989, which marks the beginning of Devastation Breakdown by which I was originally diagnosed bi-polar disordered, and which marks the beginning of the Greater Emerald Reign. The first request made in the Greater Emerald Reign was for the fall of the Berlin Wall, which was made in a hospital bed in U.C.L.A. Medical Center in the spring of that year, 1989, before my release from the hospital. I was also accepted and enrolled into Whittier College during that time, without them knowing I was hospitalized for bi-polar disorder. Amazing as it sounds, I am the only one of my family who graduated within four years for their undergraduate degree. In May of 1993, I attended the ceremonies of my graduation from Whittier College in the major of biology in the very same place I missed my own high school graduation ceremonies four years earlier. For la Serna High School, has their graduation ceremonies held in Whittier College, which is not far away. I graduated from la Serna a few weeks after everyone else, in the summer of 1989, after meeting all requirements via summer school. For I had often taken summer school in my high school years. So I had plenty of credits to graduate with.
I did not go onto graduate school due to seeing myself as a perpetual B student in biology, and not competent enough to thrive in graduate school in that field of study. My cumulative GPA from Whittier College was exactly 3.2, which is B+. A = 4.0, and there is no A+ in Whittier College. My skills were far vastly superior, though, in computer science, where I talked directly to computers and programmed them. I took two courses in my senior year: Programming in Pascal, followed by Programming in C, being at the top of the class in both. And a few years later, after graduation, I had entered the computer programming career. I used to make great money, but I found Christ. And I chose Christ over mammon. That means I made the decisions that led me to become a servant of God. And true servants of God are usually poor. Amen. For poverty is the sign of the prophet of God. Amen. And God eventually chose me, by my obedience, to be His Bride, to be the Consort of Mary, and to be His eternal prophet. Amen.
But my point is, Viktoria, you were conceived perhaps during the moment of my first request for the fall of the Berlin Wall. You were made by God when God first knew me. Now I have a question for you, Lord. And it is this. Do I lose my gift of prophecy when I enter marital relations with Viktoria? And is Viktoria really the girl I shall wed?
I WHO AM SHALL ANSWER THEE, LORD ERIC. AND THEN I SHALL CONCLUDE THIS POST. YOUR GIRLFRIEND AURORA GOT YOU INVOLVED WITH HER SISTER, VIKTORIA, KNOWING YOU WOULD LOVE HER. AS A REWARD, SHE WILL ALSO LOVE YOU, BUT AS SECONDARY LOVER. AMEN. FOR JUST AS JACOB LOVED TWO SISTERS, UPON WHICH ISRAEL IS FOUNDED, SO ALSO DO I HAVE YOU LOVE TWO SISTERS, UPON WHICH I FOUND MY NEW PEOPLE. AMEN.
VIKTORIA IS YOUR PRIMARY WIFE, ERIC. AND THIS IS AN ETERNAL DECREE. AND AURORA IS YOUR SECOND WIFE. AND I ONLY NEED YOU TO HAVE TWO ON EARTH TO BALANCE YOUR TWO IN HEAVEN, MARY AND DYMPHNA. AMEN. LOVE YOUR TWO SORORAL WIVES ON EARTH, AND THE EARTH SHALL BE MADE TO ENDURE FOREVER. AMEN. FOR I SHALL GIVE TO YOU AND YOUR WIVES IMMORTALITY ON EARTH. AMEN. AND MANY OFFSPRING SHALL COME FROM YOUR WIVES BY YOU.
THIS NOW CONCLUDES THIS POST. THE DECREES OF PREDESTINATION LINK YOU TO THE AKSNES FAMILY. AMEN. I WHO AM HAVE RESOLVED THIS FROM THE BEGINNING. ACCEPT THESE SISTERS AS YOUR ETERNAL WIVES. THE JUDGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE. I WILL LEAD YOU TO THEM AND THEY TO YOU. GO NOW AND DO MY WILL. FOR THE SEARCH FOR A WIFE FOR ERIC IS ENDED. AND THE RESOLUTION IS DECIDED BY THE DIVINE MIND. AND HE NEVER MAKES A MISTAKE AMEN.
King Eric of California, Book 1: Post VI: Lord, Thou hast given me California south of the parallel that crosses through the passage of the Golden Gate Bridge, and all of Baja California, bordered on the east by the Colorado River. Tell me, Lord, who rules to the North? For California is said to be like an island. Therefore, who is my northern neighbor?
An Indian woman, a native American, of whom you know not, occupies the northern part of California and southern Oregon. She is of an ancient people here, and she, too, associates with the extinct brown bears that once roamed this land.
For you are not the only one worthy of ruling the land here.
I accept, O’ Lord. Tell me this, O’ Lord. For how long do I rule my Kingdom here?
Until I take away the world from its foundation and place an eternal earth there instead. In that eternal earth, you Kingdom is changed, along with all the lands and seas. It was written: And I saw a new earth, and the sea was no more. (Revelation 21:1). The sea of which is written here is not the seas of the earth, but the seas within the wombs of women. For it was also written: And the second angel poured his bowl upon the sea, such that it become like blood, the blood of a dead man , and every living thing in the sea died. (Revelation 16:3). This also refers not to the oceans of the earth, but to the wombs of women. Women, the reproducers of men, are to be made unable to fulfill their purpose, as their bodies are rendered unable to conceive and bear children. When it says, Everything living in the sea died, this will also include their supply of eggs. Amen. That means, the entire female gender will have had their eggs wiped dead. And without the ability to reproduce, and with all their eggs gone, the human race will be effectively rendered extinct.
Lord, that may be the case, but what about the immortals? If some human beings have achieved immortality, why you call those who have achieved this, and thus, defy death, extinct with those who die?
I WHO AM SHALL ANSWER THEE, LORD AZURITE. YOUR INQUISITIVE MIND SHALL BE REWARDED WITH KNOWLEDGE. BY EXTINCTION, WE MEAN AN END TO THE BIOLOGICAL SPECIES OF MANKIND. ONCE REPRODUCTION IS COMPLETELY ENDED AND RENDERED IMPOSSIBLE, BUT THOSE WHO ARE MINE ARE MADE ETERNAL, THAT SPECIES CEASES TO HAVE BIOLOGICAL VIABILITY, BUT HAS ETERNAL LONGEVITY. A SPECIES IS CALLED BIOLOGICALLY EXTINCT ONCE IT IS BIOLOGICALLY INVIABLE. THE RESURRECTION OF THOSE WORTHY FROM ITS DEAD IS NOT AN END TO THE EXTINCTION OF THE SPECIES, BUT A RESURRECTION OF THE WORTHY TO ETERNAL LIFE. THESE RESURRECT TO ETERNAL LIFE AND TO ENDLESS REST. THEY DO NOT RESURRECT TO LABOR FOR THE CONTINUATION OF A SPECIES, OR ITS SEXUAL VIABILITY.
THIS IS THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE HEADED FOR HEAVEN AND THOSE HEADED FOR HELL. THOSE CALLED TO RESURRECT TO ETERNAL LIFE ARE SERVANTS OF TRUE LIFE. THOSE WHO SEEK SEX AND ITS DIRECTION TOWARDS DOOM ARE SERVANTS OF THE BEAST. THE BEAST SEEKS SEX, SEXUAL PLEASURES, AND BREEDING OF HUMAN KIND. FOR ALL BEINGS THAT ARE BRED ARE KNOWN AS BEASTS.
Lord, the girl Aurora, a singer from Norway, said she liked, as one of her hobbies, masturbation. She also revealed that she found no insight in seeking God. Amen.
AURORA IS A CHILD MISEDUCATED. SHE IS A HUMAN MIND TAUGHT THE WAYS OF THE BEAST. FOR MASTURBATION IS A PLEASURE THAT LEADS TO DESTRUCTION. EVERYONE MIGHT DO IT, BUT SOME DO IT BRAZENLY, WHILE OTHERS DO IT SPARINGLY. FOR SOME SEEK THEIR ANSWERS IN THE PLEASURES THEY FIND IN THIS FLESH, WHEREAS OTHERS SEEK ANSWERS IN WHAT IS FOUND OUTSIDE THE FLESH. IF YOU SEEK THE FLESH, YOU WILL DIE WITH IT. FOR THE FLESH LEADS TO ETERNAL DESTRUCTION.
ALSO, UNDERSTAND ME THIS! AURORA, IF YOU READ THIS, REALIZE YOU CAN FIND ME, BUT NOT BY THE FLESH. FIND ME BY SEEKING ME IN THE SPIRIT. FOR ONLY IN THE SPIRIT DOES ONE FIND ETERNAL LIFE. YOU CHOSE WISELY TO SEEK THE MYSTERIES FOUND IN GREEK MYTHOLOGY, RATHER THAN TO STICK WITH THE PAGAN PRIMITIVENESS FOUND IN THE NORSE GODS. THOR, HOWEVER INTERESTING, IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MAN WITH SPECIAL POWERS. EVEN SUPERMAN IS NOTHING BUT A GENTLEMAN WHO HAS POWERS.
JESUS IS BOTH GOD AND SUPER HUMAN. THAT IS HOW HE DIFFERS FROM THE SUPERHEROES. LOOK AT ALL THE SUPERHERO MOVIES AND ALL YOU SEE IS CORRUPT MEN SEEKING THEMSELVES AND ADJUSTING TO POWERS THAT RAISE THEM A BIT ABOVE THE REGULAR MEMBERS OF THEIR SPECIES.
WHAT IS ERIC. TELL ME YOUR ANSWER, AURORA. WE WILL NOT CONTINUE THIS POST UNTIL YOUR ANSWER IS RECEIVED.
He is a diamond in the rough, Something like what Aladdin is, I think.
DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE INTERESTED IN MARRYING HIM?
There are other diamonds in the rough I am sure than just him. But he interests me.
IS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH THE TYPE OF GUY YOU WOULD MARRY, AURORA?
I don’t have a type. I am a type of my own. Now if I find someone who is nice and good to me, and well worthy of me, I may give him my hand in marriage.
AND WHAT TYPE OF GUYS ARE YOU LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW?
Only you, Eric, or whatever it is that is talking through you. Are you a complex personality type?
ERIC IS A PERSON WHO HAS MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS, AURORA. BUT I WILL TELL YOU THIS: IF YOU WISH TO MARRY ERIC, THE TIME TO DO SO IS NOW. WAIT AND THE TIME TO COME TO HIM WILL HAVE GONE TO SOMEONE ELSE. FOR GOD IS MOST IMPATIENT AS THE TIME OF THE END APPROACHES. AMEN.
And you are currently offering your hand in marriage to me, Eric?
You were born in June 15, 1996, a little bit after Anna, but you are now 25 years old. As it was with Anna, I had the idea you were an underage girl. So, yes, you have the right to accept my hand in marriage, and I offer it to you now under these understandings:
Five women are decreed to be my wives, though the knowledge of them is spiritual, not carnal.
Carnal knowledge between us must wait until Mary lays with me first, for she, a virgin, wishes to exercise her right to lay with me, a virgin, before all the other women lay with me. Amen.
If I am to be made your wife, I wish for me to be made its seal, so that no further wives may be added to its number. Amen. And also realize, I too, am a virgin, so why cannot I lay with you, a virgin, if Mary is a long time in coming into the mood?
Mary, do you have an answer? Or do I answer her, my wife?
Yes, I shall speak to her now. If you wish to have Eric as a sexual pleasure machine, as in your fantasies, realize that he is above them. If you wish to lay with Eric before I do, I will allow it, providing I lay with Eric through you. Amen. Anna was to serve in this purpose. But you will do as a good substitute for her. Amen. What dost you say, Aurora?
Can we make love to each other before we make love to Eric? Say yes, and I will agree. Amen.
You wish to pussy rub with the Virgin Mary, Aurora? Or how do you visualize us making love?
Yes, that will do. Rub your pussy with mine and if we have perfect pleasure, I will let you do whatever you wish to do through me with Eric, your husband. Amen.
Aurora, realize this first. I am of heaven, not of the earth. If we pussy rub together, you will be masturbating to make it happen. For I am a spiritual being here. I am like a ghost to you. If you agree to this all, then I will permit your marriage to my lover. Amen.
THEN YOU ARE NOW THE SIXTH WIFE OF ERIC. YOU CANNOT BE THE SEAL UNLESS YOU KISS ERIC. BUT SINCE YOU SEEK THERE TO BE A SEAL, I SAY THIS. NO FURTHER WOMAN MAY BE ADDED TO THE LIST OF THE WIVES OF ERIC, UNLESS SHE IS THE FIRST TO KISS HIM, AT WHICH POINT SHE IS THE SEVENTH WIFE OF ERIC AND ITS SEAL. AMEN.
THESE ARE THE SIX WIVES OF ERIC, AS RESOLVED BY GOD:
Mary, the Virgin Mother of God the Son, Jesus Christ. She bears the ring of blue diamond.
Dymphna, Irish princess and virgin martyr. She keeps Eric sanity good and his physical health good as well. She bears the ring of emerald.
Primrose, an officer of the law. She bears the ring of blue sapphire.
Lilith, Queen of Hades. She bears the ring of crimson blood red ruby.
Valley, Queen of Sleep. She brought Eric to sleep again. Her ring is pink diamond.
Aurora, mystical singer from Norway. She bears the green diamond.
? Seal of the Wives of Eric, the first one to kiss the Emerald King on the lips. Amen.
Aurora, I love you. And I wish for you to know I find you very beautiful. Is there anything you wish for me to write here, perhaps something that will confirm it in you mind that this is genuine and not a trick against thee?
Yes, I have unusual sisters. Which one of them would you fuck besides me?
It would have to be the unmarried one, the one called Viktoria, who is known to have in common with me the very same mental diagnosis. For I can never commit adultery.
How hard would it be to make her your seventh wife and have the eighth, not the seventh, the one to seal the number of wives you have, Eric? Tell me the Truth.
I will ask the Father. Father, what sayest Thou to this request?
VIKTORIA, DOST THOU WISH TO WED ERIC, WHOM THY SISTER SHALL WED?
I do, but on one condition.
WHAT DOST THOU WISH, DEAR?
I wish to be at Eric’s right side whenever my sister is at his left side, and vice versa.
DONE, IF THAT IS ALL THY WISH, SAY I DO.
THEN THESE ARE THE SEVEN WIVES OF ERIC. CONSIDER THIS LIST FINAL. ONE OF THE SEVEN SHALL BE THE ONE TO KISS ERIC. NO EIGHTH GIRL IS BEING ADDED TO THE LIST. AMEN.
THESE ARE THE SEVEN WIVES OF ERIC, AS IRREVOCABLY RESOLVED BY GOD:
Mary, the Virgin Mother of God the Son, Jesus Christ. She bears the ring of blue diamond.
Dymphna, Irish princess and virgin martyr. She keeps Eric sanity good and his physical health good as well. She bears the ring of emerald.
Primrose, an officer of the law. She bears the ring of blue sapphire.
Lilith, Queen of Hades. She bears the ring of crimson blood red ruby.
Valley, Queen of Sleep. She brought Eric to sleep again. Her ring is pink diamond.
Aurora, mystical singer from Norway. She bears the green diamond.
Viktoria, sister of Aurora. Has same mental condition as Eric. She bears the ring of green rock substance that kills men from Krypton. The green kryptonite ring.
Fortunately I am not from Krypton and nothing like that kills me. Amen. Congratulations, women. You are a select group. Do not think you have a monopoly on who may kiss Eric such that you may prevent it from happening. For realize this: The Virgin Mary, who is my first wife, shall kiss me first if one of the other six do not do that before she does. For it is her will that the will of God be done. Amen.
And Viktoria, I look forward to our conversations. If you are mentally distressed, I can send an angel to drive away that demon. Amen.
And if any of you wish to to speak any last words on this post, feel free to do so now. I understand from God, this list is final and shall not change. Amen.
I, Viktoria, wish to say a few words.
Speak, Viktoria, my wife. And know this, the only girl I ever kissed in my entire life was an Hispanic girl by your same name. Amen. But I kissed her only once. And that was decades ago. Amen.
Can I be the one to kiss you first?
Yes, Viktoria, go for it! I like boldness, though not baldness, in a woman. And that is a bold move. Amen. Yes, by all means. I like you and I would welcome you to be the first to kiss me. Amen.
When shall I come to you, Eric?
Before your sister wakes up and beats you to it. Amen. Realize this, Viktoria, many hidden gifts are given to the first girl to kiss me. And who she shall be is now limited to these seven. Amen. Go for it, and do not tell your sister until it is too late for her to get to me first. Amen.
How do I know you will not arrest me?
Well you can ask for my permission first, and then I have no power to arrest you for kissing me by my permission. Amen.
I will be there before the setting of the next Norwegian sun. Be ready for me, my lover. For I will love no other than you. Amen.
Perfect, Viktoria Aksnes. I will await thee. And we can watch Netflix together at my house and chill. But jokes aside, I cannot defile you. We will marry before sex, no matter what. Amen.
Then the question becomes, is there some sort of cosmic pattern where lovers of a man tend to have the same name. For there were many women by the name of Mary in the life of Jesus. And now there may be two women who will have kissed Eric or been kissed by him on the lips, with the same name.
But you, Viktoria Aksnes are not another Victoria Martinez. Women do not like to be compared to other women. And I will not do that here. Amen.
Also, I will not force anything upon you, as I tried to do with her. Amen.
This is a lively conversation. Anyone wish to add anything else prior to my publishing it. For I must go now to mail a very important letter. Amen.
I will say one last thing. I will give you greater pleasure in the first kiss I give you than you had in your first kiss of Victoria. Amen.
Yes, for it will be consensual. The consensual affection is always much more pleasurable. I hope to see you soon, Viktoria. Amen.