I am Eric, King of Bears, and the Bride to the Lamb.

Lord, I am ready to serve and to obey all that Thou command of me. Amen.

King Eric of California, Book 1: Post XIX:
Lord, what do you say I take a BB-gun and do some target practice on the Rectory where Father Dave Heney sleeps?

LORD ERIC, NEVER PLAY WAR. EITHER GO ALL OUT IN WAR, OR DO NOT WAGE WAR AT ALL. HE WHO PLAYS WAR IS LIKE PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH, THE ONE CALLED BUSH JUNIOR, WHO, WITH DICK CHENEY, HIS VICE PRESIDENT, WALKED LIKE A HAPPY MONKEY INTO UNNECESSARY WAR, THINKING HE WAS GOING TO HAVE BARRELS OF FUN PLAYING, WAR PRESIDENT. INSTEAD, HE WAS THE ONE WHO SHOT AMERICA IN THE FOOT FATALLY, CAUSING THE USA TO ENTER ENDLESS, DEBILITATING WAR.

I remember talking to a once pillar of the Catholic faith, Michael Grumbine, and was asking him did he not see that the people urging for war this time were not the same as those who urged it correctly for Operation Desert Storm. And idiot for brains, Michael Grumbine, father of many sons and daughter he says he raised Catholic, said that it seemed like everyone of significance in the previous Republican Administration, that ousted Saddam Hussein from Kuwait, was onboard in this new one, where the apparent purpose was summed up by Stupid Woman, who I met walking from Church, who said that, We need to show them who’s boss. Apparently, the mentality of the Administration under Bush Junior was that it made good policy to go and destroy some country in the Middle East in retaliation for 9-11, and that it really did not matter which country you chose to make a lesson out of. As long as they were brown, Arab, and Muslim, they could be used to teach the Arab world a lesson, in the minds of Dick the White Man, and Monkey Boy, the President.

And so, they entered Iraq, beating up and torturing innocent people to get their aggressions out. Yes, many U.S. soldiers, eating dirt as they fought in Iraq, killing and being killed, took great pleasure to the idea that leaders of people they hated so badly were being tortured in Guantanamo Bay, the U.S. Naval Base in Cuba.

And these hate crazed foot soldiers, as they ran out of ammo, pulled out their last remaining loaded weapon, their dicks, and said, Let’s go teach the Arabs a lesson. And they came forth, the Monkey Boy U.S. Soldiers, their dicks flapping in the wind, with their dicks shooting piss everywhere, with plenty of friendly fire.

And the ISIS Commander said to his lieutenant, Is that what I think I see?

And his lieutenant answered the commander: Yes, this is what happens when you begin giving way to gays in the military. They are a bunch of faggots, brandishing their dicks, and going forth to what they think they will enter: The Hall of Faggot Heroes. Let’s teach them a lesson that will echo through their eternity.

And then the ISIS Commander said to his soldiers: Aim at dicks, testicles, and pretty boy faces, and then fire at will. And the shortest lived offensive, dubbed The Monkey Boy Offensive, was put down like a thousand shotgun blasts putting down a parade of butterflies.

And Monkey Boy President Bush Junior, who was jumping up and down because his Monkey Boy soldiers were not performing to his expectations, exclaimed, If I do not get my military successes, the American people will not exalt me as they exalted Bush Senior, Colin Powell, and Norman Schwarzkopf, the 5 star General who led Desert Storm, and who was called “The Bear”.

And Monkey Boy George W. Bush ordered more Monkey Boys to go to war. And Monkey Boys poured into the Iraq war like meat being fed to the meat grinder.

A similar effort was seen in Microsoft under CEO Steve Ballmer. So many resources were put into replicating an already invented wheel. There was Steve Ballmer of Microsoft, boasting of zero accomplishments and many steps backward as he made operating systems whose only advancements were evident in the greater power consumption they had to do the same thing as the previous versions. Microsoft Windows became the OS you go to when you are a loser. It should be renamed the OS for Idiots.

And then you get FAT BOY, Elon Musk, who is endlessly boasting that he, with computers, has finally replicated what they did with side rulers and pencils and paper back several decades ago when they had men walking on the moon. Fucking no Way! How the heck do you manage to do that feat, Fat Boy, Elon Musk, and with fucking computers, achieve what was previously done by the usage of the elegant but obsolete tool, the slide ruler?

But what the Fuck? The Dragon Flatus Capsules still do not even reach the moon yet. And then, Fat Boy Elon Musk, pulls out his dick and shows it to a woman who works for him. His defense? Fat Boy Elon Musk says, Let the woman describe the dick she saw, and I will prove that my dick defies her description of it. Of course, there is nothing that perverted fat boys, like Elon Musk, love to discuss more than what their dicks look like before all the world. Sicko Elon Musk fantasizes turning the sexual harassment trial against him into a perverse, X-rated, analysis of his dick.

Did you know that Elon Musk is now being sued for $258 billion for his role in the Dogecoin Pyramid Scheme he ran. But understand, it is the sexual harassment lawsuits that do the greatest damage to names of powerful men who are in reality perverse sickos behind their suits.

So, let’s get to DollarStore, LLC. I am not really working at that corrupt outfit anymore. And the time is now ripe to launch a major sexual harassment lawsuit against one of its founders who made repeated sexual overtures towards me that when the communication was finally achieved that I utterly reject homosexuality, which was what Butch Chelliah, aka Maurice J. Chelliah, had been pressing me to accept with him and to come live alone with him, Maurice J. Chelliah then sought to eliminate me from the company. And that is precisely what he did.

Now Maurice J. Chelliah is a wealthy man with deep pockets. And has a beautiful wife and two very lovely looking daughters, none of whom I have ever really met or spoken to at length. So I have nothing to do with his family. Amen.

Now, what I am looking for is pro-bono lawyers who really want to sue for the maximum they can get. I want lawyers who can make the ones they sue cough up money for their defense. And I do not want to settle out of court. My goal is the ruination of that man, his family, and the company he works for. Amen. Any money I get in the process I consider as my due as it is written: Do not muzzle the ox that treads the grain. My goal is that man’s financial destruction. Do I get any pro-bono lawyers who are interested in me and my claims? Let’s correspond on these two emails at first to gain contact information between us:

exemerald@gmail.com and eric@dollarstore.com

So there, Lord Jesus. I am now going to full scale war against an ugly, sinful man. What sayest Thou?

GOOD, LORD ERIC. AND I NOW RE-CHRISTIAN YOU WITH THIS TITLE:

YOU ARE: THE TERMINATOR LITIGATOR.

AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PROFITING IN THIS FORM OF WORK. SO FEEL FREE TO SEEK THE BEST DEALS FROM THE PRO-BONO LAWYERS YOU ACQUIRE.

I ALSO ORDER YOU TO BEING THE LAWSUIT PREPARATIONS AGAINST FATHER DAVE HENEY, SAINT BRUNO CATHOLIC CHURCH, AND THE LOS ANGELES ARCHDIOCESE. SUE THE SOCKS OFF THEM. SUE THEM SO HARD THAT THEIR CHURCHES ARE REDUCED TO BEING TENTS ON VACANT LOTS.

I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NUNS AND THEIR CHARITABLE WORKS. FOR WHERE WERE THESE NUNS WHEN YOU WERE CHURCHLESS FOR OVER A YEAR? LET THEIR WEALTH, THEN, BE GOBBLED UP BY THEIR PRIESTS TO PAY FOR THE SINS THAT THE PRIESTS COMMITTED AGAINST YOU FOR SUCH CRIMES AS LYING ABOUT NON EXISTING EVIDENCE, SPEAKING FALSELY AGAINST A CAST OUT PARISHIONER, PUNISHING AN INNOCENT MAN AND VIRTUALLY EXCOMMUNICATING HIM FOR DOING NOTHING THAT CAN BE CALLED CRIMINAL OR DANGEROUS TO OTHERS, ATTEMPTING TO PRACTICE MEDICINE WITHOUT A LICENSE BY DEFINING THE MEDICINES ERIC MUST TAKE TO BE PERMITTED TO ATTEND CHURCH.

ERIC, THE LOS ANGELES ARCHDIOCESE IS A VERY WEALTHY CATHOLIC DIOCESE. YOUR GOAL IS THE TRANSFER OF ALL THEIR WEALTH INTO THE POCKETS OF YOUR LAWYERS, THEIR LAWYERS, AND YOU. YOU MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THESE OPPORTUNITIES OF JUST RETRIBUTION AND LINE YOUR POCKETS WITH WEALTH. RAID EVERY FUND YOU CAN ACCESS. THE ENTIRE CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE OF LOS ANGELES MUST BE RENDERED DIRT POOR. THEY MUST BE RENDERED SO POOR THAT CATHOLICISM CEASES TO BE FOUND ANYWHERE IN THAT COUNTY. AMEN.

Lord, if the people do not have access to a Catholic Church, what shall they do?

THEY ARE TO FOLLOW THE ZENITH CHURCH AND WORSHIP AND PARTAKE IN THE MADONNA DAIRY MASS. FOR YOU ARE THE POPE I HAVE ELECTED TO REPLACE POPE FRANCIS IN ROME.

ROME WILL BURN. IT WILL BE DESTROYED. FOOLS WERE THOSE WHO THOUGHT THAT RUSSIA WOULD SUE FOR PEACE IN THE UKRAINE WAR. NO, HE IS GOING TO UTTERLY CONQUER UKRAINE AND ALL OF EUROPE AS FAR WEST AS THE RIVER RHINE. FOR GOD PREFERS THE MAN WHO WEARS NO SHIRT TO THE HOMOSEXUALS WHO PARADE AROUND ADVOCATING THEIR FILTH.

I WHO AM SAY THAT YOU, ERIC, ARE NOW COMING BACK TO HEALTH. YOUR SERAPHIM WILL CONQUER AND KILL ALL WHO UPHOLD THE SLAUGHTER OF THE INNOCENTS IN THE WOMB. NOT ONLY WILL ROE VS WADE BE REVERSED, BUT ALL DOCTORS WHO PERFORM OR PERFORMED THE PROCEDURES SHALL THEMSELVES BE SLAIN WHEREVER THEY ARE FOUND, WITH LEGAL BOUNTIES PUT ON THEIR HEADS.

CONSIDER THE UNITED STATES DOLLAR TO BE EFFECTIVELY KILLED THE MOMENT THIS POST IS PUBLISHED. AMEN. FOR ERIC’S RISE IS THE RISE AND FALL OF MANY. AMEN. AND AMERICA FALLS AS ERIC CONQUERS IT AND RISES TO PERFECT POWER OVER CHRISTENDOM. AMEN.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO DESIRE TO FUCK ERIC. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. ERIC OFFERS ONLY JOSEPHITE MARRIAGES TO YOU, AND ONLY IF YOUR CUNT IS STILL VIRGIN. AMEN. FOR ERIC IS VIRGIN FOREVER, AND PROPHET FOREVER. AND THE VIRGIN MARY, ERIC’S PRIMARY WIFE IN HEAVEN, HAS DECREED THAT NO WOMAN MAY ENTER ERIC’S MARITAL EMBRACE WHO IS NOT VIRGIN LIKE HER. AMEN.

NOW, THE VIRGIN MARY IS GOING TO UTTER THE LAST WORDS OF THIS POST. SPEAK, MARY, QUEEN OF HEAVEN AND EARTH. AMEN.

Eric, we are still bringing you to heaven soon. Do not think you have ages still to live here. You are coming to heaven shortly. For only the Father in Heaven knows the day and hour. When the girl on earth is made yours physically here, which you will realize by the cures you receive, that is when my Church on earth replaces Catholicism. Do not return to Catholic worship after that point.

Also, the heaven Jesus goes to is not the heaven we shall reign in together, Eric. The place the Father has reserved for Jesus is to live as the punisher of wayward men. He will whip their backs and beat them silly.

but as for you and me, Eric, we two enter a sex act that never ends in heaven. And everyone outside that sex act will envy us. I, the Virgin Mary, have spoken. And the heaven I speak of is open to only one man, Eric. And it is called the Ninth Heaven.

These are the Words of Mary, the Mother of Jesus Who once served as Christ.

Now we have a new Christ, Christ Eric, and I am the only woman permitted to fuck him. Amen.

And the blue diamond to grace my hand, made from a stone plucked from the storms on Saturn, is so beautiful and artistically cut as to be worth more than the net worth of all priceless artifacts of the earth combined.

Its beauty will outshine the stars in heaven. And I, as the wife of Eric, will be called the most beautiful wife to ever grace the earth in a wedding gown.

This now concludes this post, Eric. You, I love, and you I love forever. And the most beautiful loves in the world are always monogamous, which is why only I am your lover, and no other do you have, in the eternity to come. Amen.

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exemerald

Servant to Jesus and Mary, White Knight of the armies of Jesus and Blue Wizard Prophet King.

4 thoughts on “I am Eric, King of Bears, and the Bride to the Lamb.”

  1. Good beautiful morning love ❤️, how was your night hope you slept well and how are you feeling now? I haven’t heard from you am dying too love ❤️ please come to my rescue I haven’t been to work since Sunday am afraid I might lose my new job

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