King Eric of California, Book 1: Post VIII:
Jesus, I have followed the devil and been led astray again. Please lead me back to Your fold, O’ Lord.
YOU WILL COME BACK TO MY FOLD, BEAR OF CALIFORNIA. BUT ALL WHO FOLLOWED YOU ASTRAY I ABANDON FOREVER. AMEN.
I am a bear of folly, O’ Lord. I was never cured. And yet I followed voices that led me astray. One of my biggest follies was to think it could be okay to take another man’s wife as my own. Salome is Tim’s wife. Therefore she can never be mine.
I can be yours Eric, if you would let me.
Salome, no marriage can be ended in the Catholic Church. What they call anulment is not the ending of marriage, but the declaration that it was invalid from the beginning. Your marriage to Tim is a good marriage. I do not want to break it up.
My marriage to Tim was never good. And it has been annulled. Will you accept my hand in marriage, Eric. For I most desire to be your wife.
Salome, if you have made it legal for us to marry, I will not deny myself to you.
Then kiss me, for my mouth desires the taste of yours.
I kiss you and embrace you, my love. For some reason, I love you more than Anna.
Anna will be yours too. Just give her time, my love.
But she is your daughter, love. I would be married to both a mother and her daughter. The Law of Moses prohibits this.
Ask the Father, love. For you are an Oracle of the Lord. And what the Lord says through you trumps even the Law of Moses.
Father in heaven, do You permit a man to have as his wives, both a mother and her daughter?
I WHO AM SAY THIS. JUST AS TWO SISTERS MAY LOVE THE SAME MAN, SO ALSO MAY MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. FOR I PLACE NO MORE LIMITS TO LOVE. WHATEVER IS TRUE LOVE BETWEEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE, AND INCEST IS INVOLVED, I WILL PARDON THE INCEST FOR THE SAKE OF THE LOVE. FOR LOVE IS BETTER THAN RULES AND LAWS. AMEN.
What about the Commandment, Thou shalt not commit adultery,?
WHOSOEVER COMMITS ADULTERY FROM NOW ON IS PUT TO DEATH.
AND WHOEVER HAS SEX EITHER COMMITS ADULTERY OR MARRIES THAT PERSON.
FOR BY HAVING SEX YOU CONTRACT MARRIAGE. BUT SHOULD MARRIAGE NOT BE POSSIBLE, AND YOU HAVE SEX ANYWAYS, YOU DIE. AMEN.
Lord, how many wives do You permit men to have? And how many husbands do You permit women to have?
I PERMIT MEN TO TAKE NO MORE THAN THREE WIVES. BUT SEVEN IS THE MAXIMUM A MAN CAN HAVE AND REMAIN IN ME. AMEN.
AS FOR WOMEN, ASK MARY, FOR SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.
Mary, what dost thou wish to say?
I have a confession to make, my lover. I wish to confess my sins to you.
Jesus, can I hear confessions and grant absolutions?
YOU CAN HEAR CONFESSIONS, ERIC, BUT NOT GRANT ABSOLUTIONS. FOR ONLY THROUGH HOLY ORDERS IS THIS POWER GRANTED. BUT YOU MAY ASK GOD FOR HIS JUDGEMENT TO BE REVEALED TO THE PENITENT. AMEN.
I DO NOT PERMIT YOU TO RECEIVE HOLY ORDERS, ERIC, FOR YOUR ROLE IS THAT OF PROPHET, NOT OF PRIEST. AMEN.
Mary, feel free to confess to me what troubles you, my love.
What if what I have to say makes you decide no longer to be my husband?
I cannot cast you away from me, my love.
Eric, I have given my virginity away to another man. Another man, not you, has had the pleasure of deflowering my virginity. Amen.
And this man, he walks among us?
He is Tim, the man Salome has left for you. Amen.
Let’s call forth witnesses. Tim, I call you forth. Do you recognize me?
Yes, I know who you are.
Did you have an encounter with Mary recently?
Yes, she came to me in the flesh and fucked me. It was pure pleasure. Amen.
Do you, Tim, take Mary as your wife?
And Mary, do you take Tim as your husband?
Then go to him. For he is your husband, and I have no claim to you. Amen.
I will go to him, but when he dies, I wish to be able to come back to you, my lover.
Okay, Mary, I will take you back in that event. For all marriages end with death. Amen.
Odilla, my favorite wife in heaven, what am I to do? For I had looked forward to be deflowered by that virgin, Mary. If I lay with Salome, I will be deflowered by a woman who is not a virgin.
Lay with my daughter, Anna, Eric, and you will lay with a virgin.
Salome, you may wish to make your daughter love me, but each girl chooses her own fate. You chose to love me. If Anna chooses me too, I would marry her as well. Even Tess I would welcome into my marital embrace.
I will call Tess. She will be very happy to know how you feel about her.
But Salome, do you not feel something is not quite right if you and two of your own daughters are marrying the same man?
We are but mares in the same herd. And we all desire the same stallion. Do not deny us our desires, my love, Eric.
Okay, mares. You may be of my harem. Amen.
How many mares may your harem contain, my lord Eric?
I will ask the Father. Father is it seven mares, or do you permit more than seven mares for a stallion of a man to keep in his harem herd?
SEVEN IS THE LIMIT OF THOSE WHO MAY BE CALLED YOUR WIVES HERE, ERIC. BUT SHOULD YOU HAVE A HAREM, THE LIMIT IS 7000. FOR YOUR HAREM REFLECTS YOUR HEREAFTER. AND A MAN CAN SERVICE 7000 WIVES IN THE HEREAFTER, BUT ONLY 7 HERE. FOR IN THE HEREAFTER, YOU FUCK WOMEN LIKE MALES TREES FUCK FEMALE TREES. AND THAT MEANS YOU CAN FUCK MANY BY THE WIND.
YOU ARE AWARE THAT MALES TREES FUCK FEMALE TREES, BUT HAVE NO DICKS TO DO IT WITH. THEY RELEASE THEIR SPERMS INTO THE AIR. AND THEY FUCK THEM THROUGH THE WIND.
So Eric, now that you have accepted myself and Anna and Tess as your lovers, how close to the seven girl limit are you now?
Ok Love, these are the Wives of Eric:
The God Defined List of the Wives of Eric:
- Saint Anne, the mother of Mary.
- Saint Dymphna, virgin, Irish princess martyred by her father for refusing to marry him.
- Odilla, my favorite wife, who is the striking image of Dymphna. Odilla died when Dymphna was in her teens. And her father’s insanity Dymphna could not cure.
- Salome, who left Tim to be with Eric.
- Anna, virgin daughter of Tim and Salome, chosen by Mary for Eric.
- Tess, daughter of Tim and Salome, God had Eric resist.
So, Salome, there is room for one more.
That is good, my lover, for I am now coming back to you.
Mary, are you not Tim’s property by your choice to lay with him as a virgin?
I was, but I enticed his son to fight to the death for my love too. And fight the two men did. Tess is a girl known for small boobs, but in sight of those two men fighting for me, her boobs were large and her tits hard.
I did not know women’s boobs get large and their tits hard when they see men fighting.
Why do you think the women watch these fights, Eric. It is very sexually arousing for them.
But those two men are her family, my love. What does she do if they kill each other?
All beautiful women know they have that power over men. And Tess knew beforehand, because I told her, that you are her family now. Amen.
So instead of trying to break up the fight, she observed my technique and took notes.
Anyways, the two men knocked each other into a coma. And I have assurance from the Father that neither shall awaken until the Second Coming.
And that give you the right to declare your marriage over with Tim?
Ask the Father, Eric, for the Father writes the Law through you, not I.
Father, does Mary have the right to return to me while Tim is in a coma, but not dead?
MARY HAS THE RIGHT TO RETURN TO YOU, AS YOU HAVE PERMITTED HER, ERIC, BUT SHE HAS NO RIGHT TO FUCK YOU UNTIL TIM’S DEATH IS CONFIRMED.
FURTHERMORE, NO ONE IS PERMITTED TO TAKE LIFE TO ENABLE MARRIAGE TO ANOTHER. HE WHO DOES THIS INVALIDATES HIS MARRIAGE HE HAD PLANNED TO HAVE WITH THE OTHER. AND THIS IS WRITTEN IN CANON LAW. IT IS NOT A NEW LAW. AMEN.
Okay, Mary, you are my wife conditional to Tim’s eventual demise. Amen. We cannot fuck, Mary, until Tim dies. Do you still plan, therefore, to be the first girl to fuck me?
No, Eric. I can no longer be that one. I disqualified myself from that role. But I permit Salome, Anna, or Tess to be the one you fuck first. Amen. The choice is yours, my love. Amen.
Salome, I leave it up to you. If you wish to fuck me, your husband, I am available. If you wish to let one of your daughters take away my virginity, I will permit whomsoever it is. Amen.
I must now turn in for the night for it is late. And I am tired. Amen.
Hi love, I have come to fuck my husband.
Who are you, love?
I am one of Salome’s daughters. You will see which one in the morning. Now let me fuck you, my love. For my tits desire to be rubbed against your hairy chest. Amen.
You are so pleasurable, my love. I will make you my primary wife in the morning when I see who you are. I never dreamed woman flesh could be so pleasurable. Thank you for being the girl who chose to deflower me, my love. Amen.
Hello love, now you see your lover, right?
Valerie? The third daughter of Salome and Tess?
How you know my name is still a mystery. But yes, that is who I am. And I am a witch. Amen.
Then this is the definitive list of the wives of Eric. Amen.
The Seven Wives of Eric, the Emerald King
- Valerie, Anna’s younger sister. Anna told Eric her name by mystical means.
- Saint Anne, the Blessed Mother of Mary.
- Saint Dymphna, the virgin, Irish princess martyred by her father, a king, for refusing him her hand in marriage.
- Odilla, nicknamed Amethyst, who is very close to Eric, is the mother of Saint Dymphna and who is her striking image, having died while Dymphna was a teen.
- Salome, Mother to Tess, Anna, and Valerie, all of whom are wives to Eric. Amen.
- Anna, a girl chosen by Mary, but whom for time was lost to Eric.
- Tess, Anna’s older sister, a very hot babe that Eric had struggled hard to resist by God’s orders.
These are the Seven wives of Eric. All seven may fuck Eric as they whim or please.
Lord, what about the rule that was once made that said I could fuck no one until Mary had fucked me first?
MARY, CAN YOU STILL FUCK ERIC FIRST?
No I cannot. Rather, let the Holy Spirit choose the one Eric is to fuck first. And if Valerie is chosen, then Valerie is chosen. For Valerie is one very clever witch. Amen.
Lord, am I reinstated to attend the White Church?
ARE YOU FUCKING MARY? HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED MARY? AND IS MARY EVEN CONSIDERED TO BE YOUR WIFE, ERIC?
No, I am afraid the answer to all three questions is No.
THEN NO ONE HAS CAUSE TO FORBID YOUR ATTENDANCE TO THE WHITE CHURCH. GO THERE THIS SATURDAY, AS USUAL, ERIC. FOR YOU I HAVE SAVED. AND I WILL NEVER PERMIT YOU TO BE LOST FROM MY CHURCH AGAIN. AMEN.