Chronicles of the Last Hour, Book 1: Post VI:
The Virgin Mary has ruled eternally that only virgin females will ever lay with Eric, her eternal husband. Amen.
Mary, if a virgin is to lay with Eric, both then lose their virginity?
My husband, no change shall be made to either your virgin state nor mine. Change happens only in time. We shall fuck when time ends, my lover. Therefore, we will retain our crowns of virginity forever. Amen.
Lord God, Mary, the Virgin Queen, has a plan. But would it really work? What sayest Thou, O’ God Almighty? Can real sex take place when time is ended? Amen.
VIRGIN ART THOU, O’ ERIC, PRINCE OF THE UNICORNS. BUT DO NOT ENTER A WOMAN. IF THOU ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN IF TIME HAS ENDED, ART THOU NOT NO LONGER A VIRGIN? WILT THOU CHEAT GOD? THE VIRGIN FEMALE MIND HAS BEEN FOOLED, ERIC, BUT NOT YOURS, NOR CAN GOD’S MIND BE FOOLED.
DO NOT TAKE THE WOMAN WHO WISHES TO SEDUCE YOU, ERIC.
Mary, God says your plan will backfire. You cannot fool God! If we have sex we are not eternal virgins. I would be with you as God wills me to be with you. But I prefer virginity to selling my birthright for a single meal.
Let me speak to the Father concerning this, my lover.
God, how would you have me and Mary be to each other. Tell me and I will comply. Amen.
ONLY VIRGINS ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ERIC. THAT YOU COULD BOTH HAVE SEX AND ALSO GO TO HEAVEN WAS A MYTH. TWO GROUPS ARE SEEN AT THE JUDGEMENT: THE 144,000 VIRGIN MEN. AND THE GREAT MULTITUDE. THE 144,000 GO TO A HIGHER PLACE THAN DO THE GREAT MULTITUDE. I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE 144,000 VIRGIN MEN. AND IF MARY WISHES TO ACCOMPANY YOU, SHE MAY BE ONE OF THE VIRGINS OF YOUR HAREM. AMEN. FOR EACH OF THESE 144,000 VIRGIN MEN HAS A HAREM AND IS A KING. AMEN. THEIR HAREM IS FOR LOVE ONLY, NOT FOR SEX. AMEN. ALSO, THE NUMBER 144,000 IS FIGURATIVE. THE ACTUAL NUMBER IS CONCEALED. AMEN.
Lord, I choose the Way of the 144,000. Do Mary and Dymphna accompany me? For I know they are virgins as well.
We will always accompany you, Eric. And I, Dymphna, will continue to guide you in your choices of diet and exercise. Amen. For I know how to make you of perfect health. Amen.
And therefore my eternal harem consists of just you two women, Dymphna?
Along with all virgin females linked to us who wish to accompany you as well.
Do you know the exact number of them, my Princess Bride?
There are roughly 400 linked to me, and 3000 linked to Mary that are eternally with you, Eric. That is your entire harem, Eric. This is eternally decided. For the End of Time is here. Amen.
So 3400 chose me. That is like one millionth (1,000,000th) of the female population on earth.
Well it is like panning for gold. So much sand and so few are the gold nuggets found within. Amen.
Lord, I know it is required to be a virgin and pure of heart to enter such a harem of one of the 144,000 virgin men. But what is required to be one of the 144,000 virgin men?
YOU MUST BE BAPTIZED, ERIC. YOUR FLESH MUST BE VIRGIN. AND YOU MUST FAITHFULLY PRACTICE CATHOLICISM. FAILURE HERE WILL RESULT IN EXCLUSION FROM THIS HEAVENLY GROUP, THE ONLY ONES WHO TRULY GO TO HEAVEN. AMEN.
HENCE, FATHER DAVE HENEY, WHO FORNICATED AND COMMITTED ADULTERY AND OTHER SEXUAL ABOMINATIONS, CANNOT ENTER HEAVEN.
FOR HEAVEN IS THE DOMAIN OF VIRGINS. AND ONLY VIRGINS SHALL ENTER THEREIN.
Eric, you are correct. I am lesser than you, my husband. I, the Virgin Mary, shall now follow you, Eric. For you are my Lamb now, whom I follow wherever you go. Amen.
Poem of Mary and her Lamb:
Mary had a little lamb,
Whose fleece was white as snow;
And to everywhere that Lamb shall roam,
The Virgin Queen shall go.
Once her lamb was dark and drear,
His fleece as black as soot;
But everywhere that Mary went,
His sooty foot he put.
Now the Virgin Queen is wed,
Her lamb is now her Prince.
And all who to this lamb are so wed,
Remain virgins forever since.
O’ Virgin Queen, however dressed,
With purest waters lapping,
About the fawns upon your breasts,
With butterflies a napping.
I want to be in ecstasy,
Forever with you, love making;
But forever also pure of heart,
Without your hymen breaking.
O’ purest maiden, my heart with love,
Is burning in the shadows;
I long to kiss your lips of red,
And know you beyond the shallows.
We will thus lay, O’ Virgin Prince;
Just not in sexual union;
But in the manner we find at last:
What pure love is always doing.
And that is in loving those in need,
And bringing to them salvation,
So they can with us enjoy their life
In an eternal bliss vacation.
By Eric, inspired by angels of God. Amen.