King Eric of California, Book 1: Post III:
Mary is to be restored to my front yard today. And with her also shall be Dymphna. For this is the House of Emerald, the New Vatican where lives Pope Emerald the Eternal. Amen.
Pope Francis, consider your reign at its end, and your church, permit yourself to see it burn. The Catholic Church is now entirely in flames. And the priesthood that is all male and based on Apostolic Succession is disbanded. The provision in Canon Law where it is written that striking a priest incurs a decree of automatic excommunication on the party behind that hit, consider that decree revoked. I, Pope Emerald the Eternal, revoke it.
We now enter the transition of the Church. It goes from Rome to Emerald. For this City of Whittier, the White City, is renamed the Emerald City. Authority of the Vicar of God the Second Divine Person transfers from the Vatican of Rome to the Vatican of Emerald. Amen.
Therefore, Russia, you may bomb Italy and Rome, until they comply with your demands. Feel free to drop bombs on all European holdouts who refuse to pay you in Rubles for your oil, gas, and other fuels. Teach the European imps a lesson in economics and military might. These Panzi armed female Smurf nations should not be permitted to think they can succeed by shooting arrows that are designed not to cause harm to anyone. Go, plunder and destroy as you will until you reach the River Rhine. For when you reach the River Rhine an end to war shall be divine. So do not plan on invading France or any land beyond her.
Now Lord, is my House guarded by Seraphim?
NOT ONLY BY SERAPHIM, BUT BY THE EYE OF GOD HIMSELF. GO NOW AND ASSEMBLE YOUR SHRINE, ERIC. PUT UP THE PIECES, FOR DAWN HAS COME. FOR MY DESIRE IS FOR THE LADIES OF THE SHRINE TO BE SEEN BEFORE SUNLIGHT HITS THE HOUSE OF EMERALD TODAY. AMEN.
As you wish, God.
AND FURTHERMORE, THE FIRST GIRL WHO IS KISSED BY YOU OR WHO KISSES YOU IS THE PRIMARY HIGH PRIESTESS OF THIS NEW RELIGION UNDER MARY, THE MOTHER OF GOD. AMEN.