The Emerald Order, Book 1: Post I:
I am Eric the Emerald King. Saint Dymphna, healer of Eric and virgin martyr of Ireland, is the Emerald Queen. Saint Dymphna rules the Emerald Order in Heaven. Eric rules the Emerald Order on the Earth. And the two cannot physically touch until the Second Coming, when the earth and heaven are joined forever. Amen. For Eric can never die. And Dymphna, without her body, cannot return to the earth, for only at the Resurrection shall the Lord raise the dead and judge the many. Amen.
Jesus is the White King. He is above the Church. Mary is the White Queen. She is the highest member of the Church, and she reigns immediately beneath Jesus. She is in complete obedience to Him. Her Queenship is not by marriage to Jesus, but by motherhood. Hence, her title is Queen Mother. Amen. For God is against incest and no one who commits it will enter His Kingdom.
Eric and Dymphna are called Emerald King and Emerald Queen, being of the Emerald rank that is immediately below that of the White rank. But their royalty is not from those titles. Rather, Eric is royalty by being the Prince Consort by virtue of his eternal marriage to Mary, the White Queen. And Dymphna is royalty by being Princess by virtue of her eternal marriage to Eric, the Prince Consort to the Queen.
But understand carefully that Eric is not a loose man, but a man with but two lovers only. For as each Oxygen atom in the water molecule is bonded to two Hydrogen atoms per molecule, so also is Eric bonded to two women: Dymphna and Mary. And the number of these wives is fixed forever at those two. Hence. Hence, Eric is forever joined to Dymphna and Mary as heavenly, virgin water.
Dymphna is in fact closer by love to Eric than is Mary. Hence, heaven decrees Dymphna as Eric’s primary wife. And Mary is now called the second wife of Eric after Dymphna. But does this upset the White Queen? No, for she sees the two pieces as her two Pawns that both made it to the eighth square together, and became queens together. Hence, she is content to their closeness and has decreed them equal in the sight of God. They are equal in the level of Emerald. Amen.
But are they really equal? Analyze this and see. Dymphna rules the Emerald Order in heaven as the Emerald Queen there. And Eric rules the Emerald Order on earth as the Emerald King there. Which is higher? Earth or Heaven? Clearly, the heavens are above the earth. Therefore Queen Dymphna rules over King Eric. And the priestesses under Queen Dymphna are superior to the men under King Eric, the Emerald King. Amen.
Also, all women under Dymphna, the highest priestess under Mary, are called of the Order of Heaven. And all men under Eric are of the Order of the Earth. The women priestesses are the ones who administer the sacraments. The men under Eric serve only to protect them. They do nothing else. And Eric alone among them is a clergyman, being the eternal pope. Now the one who dies in the friendship of Eric shall ascend up to heaven. He leaves the earth and goes up into heaven. He goes from having the knowledge of Eric’s friendship to the knowledge of Dymphna’s friendship in heaven. For Dymphna loves all in heaven who loved Eric on the earth. Amen.
But do they then fuck Dymphna? No, for just as no woman on earth knows Eric here, nor shall any man know Dymphna there. For the monogamy of the marriage between them is perfect. Blue diamond rings that demonstrate this monogamy are to be given to the two eternal wives of Eric only, Dymphna and Mary. No other lover of Eric shall ever be given such a ring. Amen. Neither would it be permissible in the sight of Jesus for a man to enter His Kingdom of Heaven and attempt to fuck a woman there who died as a virgin. He would be stopped at the gates by his ill will alone. For whoever enters heaven still a virgin becomes a virgin forever, and all such virgins, both the men and women, are given the crown of virginity, in honor of their sacrifice for heaven.
Such is why Satan made and continues to make every effort and attempts every trick known to his mind to get Eric to give up his virginity. For Satan knows that if Eric loses his virginity here on earth, the heavenly, virgin water molecule between him, Dymphna, and Mary shall never form. For only by retaining his virginity on earth will those two virgins saints in heaven retain their interest in him. For the holy ones are interested only in those who reciprocate love. Love is reciprocated by loving back. But unfaithfulness to one’s lover will cause that lover to abandon you. Those who are abandoned by God either did not reciprocate God’s love for them, or else they did briefly reciprocate God’s love, but then turned from Him to worship false gods. Love does not allow for adultery. You will either love your spouse faithfully, or you will make love to your spouse adulterously. Love is heavenly. But making love where there is no real love is of hell, unless the marriage bed is kept holy. Amen.
It is Satan, not Mary, Eric, who suggests to you that you leave Mary and go to another girl. For to go to another girl is to desert Mary and to lose your way. For whoever leaves the road and walks into the wilderness becomes utterly lost. But the one who remains on the road and remains moving in the right direction is found alive and well. Mary is the road to heaven. And no one can make it to heaven without remaining on that road.
Jesus is the Way. But Mary is the most ideal road for walking that Way. And whoever walks the Way of Mary walks the Way that is most efficient for getting to heaven, the easiest pathway for entering there, and the path that yields, at death, the most meritorious rewards. For in the sight of Jesus, one merits greatly for finding and profiting by going that Way. Walk with Mary and you will be found and brought to heaven. And Mary walks with everyone who is willing to walk with her to heaven. And God seeing all, sends her to where she is most needed. Amen.
But alas for the man who, upon learning this, turns from her and chooses another way. He becomes like Dave, the leader of the men’s group who trained for the devotion to Mary, but who ultimately rejected it. And guess what happened to the man? Right after this rejection of Mary, he lost her graces. And a car driven by his daughter to Las Vegas flipped over and he and his family were ruined from that date forward. Not only was he financially a ruined man, but he faced criminal liabilities. For other children died by his daughter’s accident on the road.
There is no room for rejecting Mary. Either you are fully for her. Or you shall be destroyed. For Mary came to help Mankind get to heaven. Lord, is Dymphna becoming my primary wife a slight to Mary?
NO, ERIC, FOR HEAVEN, NOT YOU, HAVE MADE THIS DECREE. ACCEPT THE RANKS THAT ARE DECIDED IN HEAVEN. BUT WHAT IS KNOWN IS THAT YOU LOVE THEM EQUALLY AND CHOOSE TO LOSE NEITHER WIFE. AND SUCH IS THEREFORE THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION OF LONG AGO, WHAT IT MEANS TO SAY: LOVE IS EQUAL,? FOR ONLY THE MAN WHO LOVES HIS TWO WIVES EQUALLY IS ENTITLED TO THE LOVE OF BOTH WOMEN IN THE ETERNITY TO COME. AMEN. FOR UNDERSTAND ME WELL THIS: WOMEN ARE THE JUDGES OF THEIR MEN AT THE END OF TIME. AMEN. AT A MAXIMUM, A MAN MIGHT LOVE THREE WIVES EQUALLY, BUT BEYOND THAT, HE WILL LOVE ONE MORE THAN OTHERS. HENCE, MUHAMMAD WILL BE CONDEMNED BY HIS WIVES AT THE JUDGEMENT. AND THE YOUNGEST WIFE, THE ONE HE LOVED THE MOST, WILL CONDEMN HIM THE MOST FOR NOT WAITING FOR HER BODY TO HAVE ITS FIRST PERIOD BEFORE THE PROPHET BEAST BEGAN SHOVING HIS DICK INTO HER UNDEVELOPED PUSSY.
YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN IF YOU THINK FUCKING CAN BE PLEASURABLE BEFORE YOUR PUSSY IS READY FOR IT. AND A GIRL WHOSE PUSSY IS WITHOUT ITS FIRST PERIOD IS DECREED BY GOD AS OFF LIMITS FOR FUCKING. THOSE WHO DISOBEY GOD HERE ARE DAMNED. MUHAMMAD MAY HAVE MADE THE UNDERAGE GIRL HIS WIFE, BUT HE HAD NO RIGHT WHATSOEVER TO HER PRIOR TO HER FIRST PERIOD. AND THIS, THE GLUTTON FOR SEX, COULD NOT ENDURE. THAT IS WHY ISLAM IS THE RELIGION FOR GLUTTING ONESELF IN SEX. MUSLIM MEN ARE THE SEX GLUTTONS OF THE WORLD. THEY ARE SEEN AS WILLING TO KILL YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS SO THAT THEY CAN RECEIVE MORE SEX IN THE PARADISE THEY ARE PROMISED FROM A LIAR GOD CALLED ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD, HIS LIAR PROPHET. AMEN.
Now Mary is both the wife of Eric and the White Queen. The White Queen is like God in that she is amphibious, ruling two worlds, heaven and earth, at the same time. Therefore, she must forever be acknowledged as mightier and greater than both Eric and Dymphna combined. Dymphna is the ruler of the queens of heaven, but always under Mary’s eternal governing authority there. And Eric is ruler of the men of the earth, also under Mary. And realize that eventually, all living women will live on Venus. And all men who remain alive will be living on the earth. Amen. For Venus is a paradise made for women. And earth is a place for men to learn how to rule wisely and to be made men, worthy of women, who select the finest the can find to bring to themselves on Venus.
In that age, when Venus is the paradise for women, earth will be the closest planet to the sun. For the two closer planets to the sun that exist now, Mercury and Venus, are to become a duel planetary system. Mercury shall orbit Venus as the moon of the earth orbits the earth. And by this rotation of heavenly bodies, the iron core deep within Venus will spin and generate an electromagnetic shield around her, protecting her surface from the harmful rays of the sun.
The force that puts Mercury into orbit around Venus will also make them migrate to another orbit, further from the sun, to become stable in orbit just beyond Mars, but still within the zone where life is still possible, the zone where Mars and Earth and Venus currently now enjoy. But in this new orbit, being cooler, and closer to the asteroid belt, the locked up waters of the asteroid belt will be unleashed upon Venus, and her cooled surface will come to have the blueness of watery seas. Amen.
And Venus, by the process of panspermia, will receive life from the earth and become green and teeming with earth derived lifeforms. And then two planets will exist in the solar system that are green, white, and blue. And around both planets will orbit their eternal husbands, the moon of the Earth, and Mercury, the future moon of Venus. And between these two living planetary systems will exist the dead planet of Mars. For Mars is the color of blood and is red by the iron oxides of that world. For iron oxide, also known as iron rust, is red, the same redness that colors blood. Amen.
Eric, do you accept your fate?
I do, O’ Lord.
Then accept this crown. You are the only one who shall be saved among men. Every other man on earth is to die. For we need one man only. And that one man shall be you. Every other man on earth is to die. It is by such things as the wars in Europe, which are designed to kill them, that we women are wiping out our men from the earth intentionally. For we detest the stronger sex, but not you. For look as the women and children of Ukraine are sent west to the promised land. But men are being sucked east to die in battle. Amen.
For make no mistake about it. Every soldier who is sent to fight will eventually come back in a body bag. They will not come back as war heroes. For there is no heroism in war that never ends. They will fight to the death. Amen. And they are motivated to fight because they hate. Their hatred moves them forward in the battlefield. And as they lay dying on the battlefield, they become aware of another battle, one that took place in their wives beds, where their wives conquered other men and made them ejaculate in their pussies. So they see that they died protecting their women, and their women used their help and protection of them to fuck other men while they are gone fighting in hopeless wars. For when one lies dying, one sees everything just before leaving the planet.
Did you know that the captain who is honorable goes down with his ship? Expect Eric, therefore, to be found to be the last living man on the earth before we take him from here. For he will go to his fate with honor. He is not the coward that Father Dave Heney is. For Father Dave Heney is afraid of Eric and lied that it was a woman who was threatened by Eric. Rather, it was Father Dave Heney who felt threatened. And therefore, Father Dave Heney is either one of two things: a liar or a woman. And now we know why Father Dave Heney made the Heney Hardon Helpers, apart from seeking to bring money to his archbishop and fame to himself. For the Heney Hardon Helpers make more sense for women masquerading as priests to comfortably continue their masquerade than for a priest with a sagging dick to use to keep his ego in a power trip. For men fuck for really just one reason, pleasure. Whenever a boy confesses to a priest that he masturbated, the priest never asks him why. And that is because all men have done it. And they did it for pleasure. And the Heney Hardon Helpers, while giving the appearance of a man fucking something, are really just condoms solidified by chemicals into a hard shell, while the dick sags within and feels nothing, and all that is transpiring is a man fucking something with a broom handle where his dick should be but isn’t. It is, therefore, a conclusion made by an anonymous, but highly skilled at thought, think tank, that Dave Heney is, in reality, not a true man. Nor is Dave Heney a woman. For a woman is defined by God as a female human who has experienced her first period. Saint Joan of Arc failed this definition and is therefore called a nonbinary female instead. Dave Heney is what is called a nonbinary male. He cannot be called a man, for a man is defined as a male who acquired in life the ability to inseminate a woman. The power to inseminate belongs only to men. Nonbinary males do not have this power. Amen.
Now, can a nonbinary person be saved? Let’s ask the Father. Father, are nonbinary people salvageable for heaven. Do any of them ever go there? Amen.
YES, FOR IT IS WRITTEN: (Isaiah 56:3-5):
3 Let not the foreigner who has joined himself to the Lord say,
“The Lord will certainly separate me from His people.”
Nor let the eunuch say, “Behold, I am a dry tree.”
4 For this is what the Lord says:
“To the eunuchs who keep My Sabbaths,
And choose what pleases Me,
And hold firmly to My covenant,
5 To them I will give in My house and within My walls a memorial,
And a name better than that of sons and daughters;
I will give them an everlasting name which will not be eliminated.
BUT FATHER DAVE HENEY I WHO AM HAVE REJECTED FROM ALL ETERNITY. AMEN.
Father, will no man be saved but me?
NO, I HAVE, IN THE PAST, SAVED SOME MEN LIKE YOU IN HOLINESS. BUT NO MAN ON EARTH IN THIS GENERATION SHALL BE SAVED BUT YOU. FOR YOU ALONE HAVE I FOUND WORTHY AMONG MALES ON THE EARTH.
FOR AM I PLEASED TO SEE MY SERVANTS FIGHTING OVER HOLES TO FUCK? FOR THAT IS WHAT MEN OF THIS WORLD DO, BUT NOT YOU, FOR YOU ARE HOLIER THAN THEY. YES, THE FAGGOTS OF THIS WORLD FOREVER WANT TO FUCK OTHERS. AND EVERY MALE ON EARTH IS BY NATURE A FAG EXCEPT FOR ERIC ALONE. ERIC IS THE ONLY NORMAL MALE ON EARTH. AMEN. EVERY OTHER MALE HAS BECOME A BUT FUCKED FAGGOT BASTARD.
FOR MEN ARE MADE BASTARDS AND RECEIVE THEIR BUT FUCKS BY GIVING THEIR ASSES OVER TO THE HIGHER ANIMAL IN THE MALE PECKING ORDER. AND EVERY MAN ON EARTH HAS NOW DONE THIS BUT ERIC ALONE. ERIC IS THE ONLY MAN ON EARTH LEFT THAT HAS NOT YIELDED THE ANUS TO OBAMA OR BIDEN. AND THAT IS WHY ERIC IS CALLED THE ONE UN-FUCKED AND UN-BUT-FUCKED MALE IN EXISTENCE. FOR THE BIDEN BUT FUCK POLICIES HAVE BEEN PERVASIVE. AND MEN YIELDED THEIR ASSES TO BE BUT-FUCKED. FOR EVEN ALAN KARR, SALESMAN AT DOLLARSTORE, LLC., COULD NOT KEEP HIS VOW TO HIMSELF NOT TO BE VACCINATED FOR COVID. AND SO ALAN KARR, LOVER OF MANY WOMEN, IS NOW BUT-FUCKED THE BIDEN WAY.
ERIC, ARE YOU READY TO BE GIVEN A TITLE WORTHY OF REIGNING WITH MARY, YOUR ETERNAL WIFE?
Yes, O’ Lord, for she is my wife, second only after Dymphna. And of these two eternal wives, no third wife shall join them. Amen. This differs from Alan Karr, who is ever seeking to get one more taste of pussy to wipe from his mind the anal sex he had to endure under the Biden But-Fuck policies that say all men in America must be vaccinated, boostered, and but-fucked.
ACTUALLY, ERIC, A HAREM YOU HAVE IN HEAVEN. AND EVERY WOMAN ON VENUS HAS THE RIGHT AND SHALL EXERCISE THAT RIGHT TO LAY WITH YOU, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THOSE WHO MAY NOT, DUE TO INCEST.
FOR YOU ARE THE CHOSEN PRIMARY INSEMINATOR. AND YOU SHALL INSEMINATE EVERY WOMAN ON THE EARTH, EXCEPT FOR ALL WOMEN OF YOUR DIRECT MATERNAL LINE FOR FOUR GENERATIONS EITHER WAY, AND ALL SISTERS, NIECES, OR OTHER FEMALES WHO MAY HAVE DESCENDED FROM YOUR NATURAL MOTHER TO THE FOURTH GENERATION. I AM WHO AM. FOR FOUR IS THE LIMIT IN GENERATIONAL DISTANCE BY WHICH A PERSON CAN BE SAID TO TRULY BELONG TO THE SAME FAMILY GENETICALLY. AMEN. FOR SEX IS A DISTURBER OF GENETICS. HENCE A PERSON’S TRUE FAMILY EXTENDS NO FURTHER THAN FOUR GENERATIONS EITHER WAY IN TIME. I AM WHO AM. AMEN.
Lord, Your definition of incest does not apply in the case of one’s father’s female descendants that are not also descendants of one’s mother? Does God permit marriage between a half bother and sister who have only their father in common?
CORRECT, ERIC. FOR AS THE SCRIPTURES INDICATE, ABRAHAM WAS NOT CONDEMNED BY MARRYING SARAH, HIS HALF-SISTER, WHO HAD THE SAME FATHER IN COMMON, BUT NOT THE SAME MOTHER. AND WHAT IS IN SCRIPTURE IS FROM GOD. AMEN.
Lot, though, was made drunk by his daughters, who each had a son by him. And yet, neither he nor his daughters received condemnation in scripture. Is this also from God, O’ Lord?
THERE IS NO CONDEMNATION FOR THE WOMAN WHO HAS NO OTHER MEANS OF GENERATION THAN INCEST TO DO SO. THEREFORE, IN THE SITUATION WHERE THERE IS NO WAY TO HAVE CHILDREN BUT BY INCEST, WOMEN MAY RESORT TO INCEST TO HAVE THEM. THE MALE, THOUGH, LUSTS TERRIBLY IN THIS SITUATION AND MUST TAKE STRONG DRINK BEFOREHAND TO FORGET WHAT HE HAS DONE, OR ELSE HE WILL BE DAMNED. FOR THE DECISION TO COMMIT INCEST, OR THE AWARENESS OF HAVING DONE SO, ON THE PART OF THE MALE, WILL KILL HIM ON THE LAST DAY. FOR IF I, JESUS, SAY A MAN MAY HAVE RELATIONS WITH HIS MOTHER, I WOULD BE SAYING I DID THE SAME WITH MY OWN. NO, I AM HOLY. SO ALSO IS MY MOTHER. THEREFORE, NO MAN MAY ENTER HIS OWN MOTHER, AND NO MOTHER WHO DRESSES TO TURN ON HER OWN SON SHALL I SAVE. AMEN.
THEREFORE, WHOEVER FUCKS HIS OWN MOTHER OR SISTER OR OTHER FEMALE THAT SHARES THE SAME MOTHER AS ANCESTOR CAN NEVER ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. MANY ARE THE FANTASIES IN PORN WHERE SUCH HORRORS TAKE PLACE. THOSE WHO WATCH THESE THINGS ARE BEING LED TO THEIR SLAUGHTER. AND MANY ARE THE MEN WHO FANTASIZE DOING SUCH THINGS WITH THE WOMEN OF THEIR OWN FAMILY. FANTASIES THAT STOP AT PRIVATE EJACULATION AND ARE REPENTED ARE FORGIVEN. BUT FANTASIES THAT GO INTO EFFECT IN THE REAL WORLD WITH REAL PEOPLE ARE NEVER FORGIVEN.
FOR I DO NOT FORGIVE THE ONE WHO VIOLATES A WOMAN OF HIS OWN FAMILY. FOR HOW CAN I? FOR THE MEN OF A FAMILY ARE MEANT TO PROTECT THE WOMEN OF THE FAMILY. THE MAN, THEREFORE, WHO VIOLATES THE WOMEN OF HIS OWN FAMILY IS OF NO USE TO ME. FOR HE IS WORTHLESS. FOR WHY WOULD I GIVE HIM A POSITION IN MY KINGDOM? FOR WOULD HE NOT USE HIS POSITION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A FEMALE UNDER HIS POWER? FOR HOW YOU BEHAVE HERE, SO ALSO DO YOU BEHAVE WHERE YOU ARE PUT IN THE HEREAFTER.
THAT IS WHY THE BLACK MAN WHO CRIES OUT RACISM! BECAUSE HE IS ANGRY THAT OTHER MEN HAVE MORE THAN HE HAS, I CONSIDER OFFENSIVE. LET EVERY BLACK MAN WHO THINKS HE HAS BEEN WRONGED BY WHITE MEN KNOW HE IS A NIGGER AND WILL NEVER NOT BE A NIGGER. FOR THAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A NIGGER: A BLACK MAN WHO IS OF THE BELIEF HE HAS BEEN WRONGED BY WHITE MEN. YOU BLACK MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT HOW WRONGLY YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING TREATED AT THE HANDS OF WHITE MEN, UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NIGGERS. BUT YOU BLACK MEN WHO LOOK INWARDS AND SEEK TO FIX WHAT IS BROKEN, AND WHO DO NOT PUT THE BLAME OF YOUR MISERY ON THE WHITE MAN, UNDERSTAND YOU ARE GENTLEMEN IN MY SIGHT AND NOT NIGGERS. AND THE GENTLEMAN BLACK I WILL SAVE, BUT NO NIGGER EVER ENTERS MY KINGDOM. AMEN.
Then Father, there are other men who shall be saved. For You have said You shall save the gentlemen Black men. And I think I have seen such gentlemen Blacks.
BEING A GENTLEMEN BLACK IS THE BASE REQUIREMENT OF THE BLACK MAN FOR ME TO SAVE HIM. BUT DO I OVERLOOK HIS SEXUAL TRANSGRESSIONS BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK GENTLEMAN, ERIC? NO, I DO NOT. AFFIRMATIVE ACTION DOES NOT EXIST IN MY COURT NOR IN MY RULINGS OF JUSTICE. ERIC, DO YOU KNOW OF ANY MAN WHATSOEVER WHO IS MORAL ENOUGH FOR ME TO ELECT TO SAVE, BESIDES YOURSELF?
No, Father. But I know very few men personally enough to answer this question conclusively.
YOU KNOW MANY MEN, ERIC. AND THERE IS NOT ONE MAN YOU KNOW IN THIS WORLD WHO IS NOT DAMAGED SOMEHOW SEXUALLY, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOURSELF. THINK STATISTICALLY. SMALL SAMPLES RELIABLY TAKEN REPRESENT LARGER SAMPLES THAT ARE BEYOND COUNT QUITE ACCURATELY, AS YOU LEARNED IN STATISTICS IN COLLEGE.
I WANT TO ADD ONE THING, ERIC. NO MALE IS GOING TO HEAVEN IN THIS GENERATION BUT YOU.
But Lord, statistics should then say that I myself am found repeated in the sample.
LORD ERIC. YOU CANNOT USE THAT LOGIC UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER TRULY LIKE YOURSELF. ONLY WHEN YOU FIND THAT ONE, CAN YOU ESTIMATE HOW COMMON YOUR KIND ARE. BUT WHEN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE OF YOUR KIND THAT YOU KNOW OF, YOU KNOW, DO YOU NOT, THAT IN THAT SITUATION THERE IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION TO MAKE ANY PROBABILITY CALCULATION. FOR YOU DO NOT KNOW WITH PRECISION HOW RARE SOMETHING IS WHEN YOU HAVE ONLY ONE OF THAT KIND IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE. AMEN.
LORD ERIC, I ASK THEE THIS QUESTION. HOW MANY MARRIAGES DO YOU KNOW OF THAT EXIST TODAY WHERE YOU ARE SURE THAT THE MAN ENTERED THE MARRIAGE WITHOUT FIRST HAVING FUCKED SOMEONE WHILE NOT MARRIED TO HIM OR HER? AND REMEMBER THAT DIVORCE DOES NOT END MARRIAGE, BUT RATHER, GIVES LICENSE TO COMMIT ADULTERY AGAINST IT. AND ADULTERY IS CONDEMNED MORE IN MY SIGHT WHEN THE LAW PERMITS YOU TO COMMIT IT.
No one in this generation am I aware of keeping to that standard. But many kept it in bygone ages. But I keep to it. But I think it is Mary’s power over me by which I am kept pure, and not by my own merit.
MARY IS THE GUARANTOR OF YOUR PURITY, ERIC. BUT SHE WILL LAY WITH YOU SECOND, AND DYMPHNA WILL LAY WITH YOU FIRST, FOR SUCH IS THE DIVINE WILL OF GOD. AMEN.
They will lay with me, Lord? Does not that ruin our heavenly virgin water molecule?
IT WOULD EXCEPT FOR THE TIMING, ERIC. IF YOU HAVE SEX IN TIME, YOU SHALL DESTROY YOURSELF. BUT WHEN TIME ENDS, IT MAY BE DONE THAT NIGHT. AMEN.
Lord, another problem. Saint Dymphna is canonized for martyrdom. Her flesh is separated from her soul. How does she lay with me on the night that time ends? For dawn, not dusk, are the markings of the Resurrection. And if it is at dawn, how can she lay with me in the night that precedes that dawn?
BY AGREEMENT BETWEEN YOU AND MARY, SHE IS MADE ALIVE AND FUCKABLE. FOR IT IS WRITTEN, WHATEVER TWO IN MY NAME AGREE TO ON EARTH, IT SHALL BE DONE FOR THEM. (Matthew 18:19).
NOW IS MARY, YOUR SECOND OF TWO ETERNAL WIVES, ON EARTH OR IN HEAVEN?
She is both, O’ Lord. For she retained her body at the end of her life by the graces given to her in her Assumption up to heaven. For it is dogma that Mary is Queen of Heaven and Earth.
THEN YOU KNOW THAT YOUR POSITION AS WARLOCK IS ETERNAL. FOR YOU WILL REIGN ON EARTH FOREVER. AND MARY SHALL BE QUEEN OF HEAVEN AND EARTH FOREVER. FOR MARY IS FOREVER YOUR WARLOCK PATRON. AND YOU ARE FOREVER HER ONLY WARLOCK. AMEN.
But Lord, I am then to reign alone on earth forever? For I am to be the sole surviving man here. And all women will be on Venus?
YOU ALREADY ARE THE SOLE SURVIVING MAN HERE, ERIC. AND THE RAPTURE ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THE EARTH ALL THE ELECTED WOMEN AND YOU. YOU ARE NOT TO BE PUT ON THE VENUS OF THIS UNIVERSE, BUT ON THE VENUS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT IS NOW ABOUT TO ARRIVE AND REPLACE THIS ONE. AND THERE, ON THE VENUS OF THAT AGE AND EXISTENCE, YOU AND ROUGHLY 3000 WOMEN, ALL VIRGINS LIKE YOU, SHALL DWELL TOGETHER FOREVER. YOU SHALL ALL ENTER THAT GLORY AS VIRGINS. AND ALL OF YOU SHALL FUCK. AND MANY OF YOUR WIVES YOU WILL FIND ARE CONSECRATED VIRGINS. FOR THESE ARE THE WOMEN I FIND MOST WORTHY TO GIVE TO YOU, ERIC. AMEN.
AS FOR CALLING VENUS EARTH, WHILE LIVING UPON HER, HUMAN LANGUAGE DOES NOT REFER TO THE PLANET MAN LIVES ON AS EARTH, BUT RATHER TO THE GROUND HE WALKS ON AS EARTH. AND IN THE SKIES, EVERYTHING HE SEES THERE HE GIVES A MAGNIFICENT NAME TO, A NAME INDICATING WHAT GOD THAT HEAVENLY LIGHT IS ASSOCIATED WITH.
And so, the people of Venus will refer to their own ground as earth. What shall they then call the planet earth they may observe in the skies?
THEY WILL SEE A CLOUDY PLANET FULL OF DUST AND DECAY, A NUCLEAR WASTELAND WHOSE LIFE WAS EXTINGUISHED LONG AGO. AND THEY WILL CALL THAT PLANET EARTH THE UGLY STEPSISTER OF THEIR OWN PLANET, A HALF-SISTER WHO WAS FUCKED BY HER OWN BLOOD BROTHER MARS AND THEN WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE DUE TO THE UTTER DESOLATION THAT COMES TO THOSE WHO DEFILE THEMSELVES ON EARTH. AMEN.
HENCE, THE NAME FOR THE EARTH SEEN IN THE DAWN AND DUSK SKIES TO ALL THE INHABITANTS OF VENUS IN THE AGE THAT IS TO COME WILL BE STEPSISTER OR UGLY STEPSISTER IN THE VARIOUS LANGUAGES THAT EXIST THERE THEN. AND THE VENUS OF THAT AGE IS ORBITED BY MERCURY, AND MANY ASTEROIDS FROM THE BELT ARE FOREVER PELTING THEMSELVES UPON HER, RELEASING THEIR TRAPPED ICE WATERS ON HER SURFACE, GIVING HER LARGE SEAS OF PURE BLUE, AS SHE CIRCLES THE SUN BETWEEN THE ORBITS OF MARS AND THE EXPLODED PLANET KNOWN AS THE ASTEROID BELT. AMEN.
Lord, was Mars responsible for the blowing up of the planet that the Asteroid Belt once composed?
MARS WAS ONCE A MOON OF THAT PLANET, ERIC. MARS IS THE ONLY MOON OF THAT PLANET THAT SURVIVED ITS DESTRUCTION BY ENTERING A STABLE ORBIT AROUND THE SUN AT THE EXPLOSION OF THE MOTHER PLANET. BUT DO NOT THINK THAT THIS MOTHER PLANET HAD LIFE, FOR ITS MASS WAS LIKE THAT OF NEPTUNE. AMEN. NO, NO LIFE EXISTED AT THAT TIME OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM, EXCEPT ON MOONS LARGE ENOUGH AND CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING IT. FOR REMEMBER THAT THERE ARE THREE BASIC FORMS OF RELATED LIVING THINGS:
- The Monera Kingdom (The Bacterial Kingdoms, The Prokaryotes)
- The Plant, Animal, and Protista Kingdoms (The familiar Eukaryotes)
- The Fungi Kingdom (The distinctly different, alien, Eukaryotes)
THESE THREE DISTINCT LINEAGES INDICATE THREE SEPARATE ORIGINS OF LIFE. FOR NOT ALL LIFE IS TRACED BACK TO ONE SOURCE. ALL PLANTS AND ANIMALS KNOWN TO MAN TRACE BACK TO ONE SOURCE. BUT FUNGI DO NOT TRACE BACK TO THAT SOURCE. FOR LIFE IS COMPLEX. THEREFORE THE GREATEST TRUE ALIEN LIFE FORMS TO HUMANKIND ON EARTH ARE THE FUNGI, WITH MANY FUNGUS SPECIMENS BEING THE LARGEST HIDDEN LIFEFORMS ON EARTH, EXISTING JUST BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE SOIL. AMEN. GREATER THAN GIANT REDWOODS AND BLUE WHALES ARE THESE FUNGAL CREATURES KNOWN TO EXIST AND TO LIVE AND THRIVE JUST BENEATH THE SOILS THROUGHOUT THE EARTH. AMEN. THE EDIBLE MUSHROOMS ARE FUNGAL STRUCTURES HARVESTED BY MAN TO EAT, A KIND OF SUPERFOOD. BUT NOT ALL FUNGAL KINDS PRODUCE MUSHROOMS, AND MOST MUSHROOMS THAT DO EXIST ARE DEADLY POISONOUS TO HUMANKIND. AND ANOTHER USAGE BY MAN FOR FUNGI IS YEAST, WHICH MANY BAKERIES USE TO MAKE THEIR BREADS RISE. A COMMON DISEASE CAUSED BY FUNGI IN HUMANKIND IS ATHLETE’S FOOT, WHICH IS VERY HARD TO CURE. AND ANOTHER ARE THE YEAST INFECTIONS FOUND IN THE VAGINAS OF WOMEN WHERE CONDITIONS ARE IDEAL FOR FUNGI TO THRIVE. BUT THE BIGGEST THREAT TO MAN BY FUNGAL DISEASES ARE WHAT HITS THEIR CROPS AND LIVESTOCK. THE CURRENT BANANA, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A MONOCULTURE HEADED FOR EXTINCTION DUE TO A CURRENTLY UNSTOPPABLE FUNGAL ROT. BUT THAT THE FUNGI AND NORMAL, FAMILIAR EUKARYOTES ARE GENETICALLY SIMILAR SUFFICIENT TO EXIST IN THE SAME FOOD CHAIN AND ECOSYSTEM AND PERMIT THE PASSAGE OF NUTRIENTS BETWEEN THEM INDICATES THAT ALL CELLULAR LIFE KNOWN SO FAR TO SCIENCE HAS MUCH IN COMMON AS WELL. THEIR COMMONALITY, THOUGH, IS FROM CROSS TRANSFERS OF DNA FROM CREATURE TO CREATURE CAUSED BY BACTERIAL AND VIRAL VECTORS UPON DISTANT ANCESTORS OF THE VARIOUS SPECIES, NOT FROM A COMMON SOURCE OF DESCENT. FOR MATHEMATICALLY, ONLY ONE SYSTEM OF DNA CAN SURVIVE IN A SMALL CLOSED NATURAL SET WHERE ALL SUCH DATA CAN BE SHARED, BY THE PROCESSES OF NATURAL MATHEMATICAL ELIMINATION. AMEN. SUCH IS WHY ONLY ONE DNA LANGUAGE EXISTS AMONG THE THREE DISTINCT LIVING KINDS KNOWN TO MAN, ONE THAT WAS CHOSEN AND FOUND MOST IDEAL AND FIT BY EVOLUTION, BY WHICH ALL THE OTHER GENETIC LANGUAGES THAT EXISTED THEN WERE EVOLUTIONARILY JETTISONED. AMEN.
And God, how many generations may I go back to to consider someone to be as a candidate to be my wife.
I AM GLAD YOU ASKED, ERIC, FOR WE ARE NOW CLOSING THIS POST WITH AN EXPERIENCE OF ERIC AND FATHER DAVE HENEY COMPETING AS TWO BACHELORS FOR THE SAME WOMEN ON A NEW GAME SHOW CALLED I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DOG AND BITCH!
SO WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE GAME SHOW OF THE CENTURY, HERE ON: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DOG AND BITCH!
AND WE HAVE TWO SEMI-ELIGIBLE BACHELORS COMPETING FOR THE SAME WOMEN.
BACHELOR NUMBER ONE IS: FATHER BOY FUCKER DAVE HENEY. FATHER, FIRST, WHY ARE YOU BREAKING YOUR VOWS TO BE HERE? AND SECOND, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET LAID IN PUBLIC AS A PRIEST AND KEEP YOUR JOB?
Well, I am here to teach Eric a lesson. And I do not care about being defrocked. Eric’s insults against me on Emeralogy.com have made my career as a priest untenable. So I plan to resign anyhow. And I think it looks better if I can blame Eric for my being fired, than if I outright quit, that my lawsuits against Eric will stick harder. For believe me, Eric, I am going to sue your ass like there is no Christmas Mass. Get it. boy?
OK, SO WE HAVE FIERY REVENGE FROM A FAG PRIEST WHO BELIEVES HE WAS WRONGED IN ONE CORNER. AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE A MAN WHO HAS SO LITTLE GOING ON BETWEEN HIM AND THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT THE ASSUMPTION HAS BEEN MADE THAT THIS ONE IS GAY.
ANYWAYS, HIS NAME IS ERIC, THE ONE WHO TRASHES THE NAME OF DAVE HENEY IN A LEGENDARY WAY. LET’S WELCOME THE TWO CONTESTANT BACHELORS! SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, ERIC?
I say, I cannot wait to see Dave Heney in lawsuit action! I do not know how he gets over that assault his own man did to me? So once he makes his move, I will make my counter move. I usually do not sue in a court of man. But if I am forced to be there, I will use my time there to sue his ass against him. His man was clearly in violation against me! The video cameras caught it all. And guess who put those cameras there? Dave Heney did that because I took a picture of a terror suspect wondering through the Church and gave it to the authorities, to the priests, Deacon Freeman, and to the police back then in that age when the Church accepted me. Amen. I fight in the courts of God. But if Dave Heney wants a fight in the courts of men, he will definitely get one there. Amen.
OK, SORRY WE ASKED. NOW LET’S GET TO REASON FOR WHY WE ARE HERE. THESE TWO PATHETIC MEN ARE SEEKING TO DATE THE SAME WOMEN. SO LET’S GET AN INTRO TO THE WOMEN THEY WILL DATE BLINDLY.
BACHELORETTE NUMBER ONE, TELL US A LINE ABOUT YOURSELF.
I am a slut who loves to lead men to their ruin.
OKAY. WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY!
BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO, TELL US A LINE YOU WANT TO SHARE WITH THE WHOLE WORLD?
I am like a spider who is black as a Negress and who has a red hourglass on her belly. And I do the same to men as that spider does to its own mates!
OOH, FATHER DAVE HENEY, IS THIS YOUR KIND OF WOMAN?
Fuck yeah, I am like that spider’s mates! I will give her my all. And she I will trust my life over to. I will trust in her more than Eric trusts himself to his Virgin Mary. Isn’t that so, boy?
Of course, Father Dave Heney, you can have her all to yourself! For alpha males such as you deserve Black widows for your wives. I will keep the Virgin Mary. You will mate with your black widow date. Amen.
OKAY, IT SEEMS BACHELOR TWO IS CONCEDING BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO TO BACHELOR ONE. DO YOU CONCEDER HER TO HIM, ERIC?
I do. Let the faggot Father have his triumph. He is already leading!
Yes, boy, and now I have my own lady in black. We will fuck just like the spiders she likes to pretend herself to be.
So, Dave Heney is so ignorant of the black widow spider! Well be sure to make a video of your love making and publish it live. For I want to watch how you die.
OKAY. BEFORE WE GIVE BACHELOR NUMBER ONE THE DATE WITH BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO, WE MUST ASK THE LADY FOR HER PERMISSION. DO YOU PERMIT THIS DATE BETWEEN YOU AND THE PRIEST?
Not so fast! I am easy, but not that easy! For I have class. Let Father Dave Heney send me the equivalent of the engagement rings that Eric is said to have given Mary and Dymphna. For I want to wear something classy and expensive too, but make mine red.
FATHER DAVE HENEY, DO YOU STILL HAVE STOMACH TO TAKE THIS WOMAN TO THE NEXT STEP?
Go for it, Father Boy Fucker Davy Heney. All the tithes you took from me dishonestly should cover it.
Fuck you, boy. But I am better than Eric. Eric spent just $5000 for each of the one carat blue diamonds he purchased to put on each ring. He chose synthetic diamonds because they are cheap. Well I have money to spare. I laid off all the professional teachers and hired just day care volunteers to take their place, so you can imagine the money I am now playing with.
I will buy real, natural rubies for this ring. It will be more expensive than the Church building itself that stands next to the rectory. I may even have to mortgage the Church buildings and properties themselves to finance this ring. it will be that impressive.
Actually, I am not impressed, Father, to receive a ring your creditors will be able to seize from my fingers. So I reject you and choose Bachelor number Two. And if he rejects me, I am out of here. I will not stay to be insulted by two losers at the same time. Amen.
I can date you, Bachelorette number two, but I must tell you in advance I do not have sex and I do not make out with women. So I am not sure how a black widow feels about dating one such as me.
Can i ask you a question, Bachelor number Two?
Why are you even here?
If I was a regular asshole, this show would have low ratings. I am here to put this show back into the ratings of legend.
So your idea of a date is merely conversation, and nothing else to follow that?
Precisely, girl! You understand me better than Father dickweed Dave Heney understood your intent was to kill him.
Okay, conversation is better than nothing. I will accept this date. Amen.
OKAY, BACHELOR NUMBER TWO IS WINNING. NOW, LET BACHELOR NUMBER THREE SPEAK. SAY A ONE LINER, SOMETHING TO RESURRECT THIS SHOW BEFORE IT GOES OFFLINE FOREVER!
I am not even a woman. I am a man who had a sex change.
Okay, I think I concede to Father Dave Heney. He has won the other two Bachelorettes. Let the prize to go him!
Father Dave Heney, do you concede victory?
I do! And I want to lay with both Bachelorettes in my rectory bed at the same time. Amen.
FUCK! WE HAVE A POTENTIAL WINNER. BUT BEFORE WE ANNOUNCE THE WINNER, WE MUST ASK THE LADIES FOR THEIR PERMISSION TO ENTER THIS BLIND DATE.
BACHELORETTE NUMBER ONE, DO YOU ACCEPT FATHER DAVE HENEY AS YOUR DATE?
I am a slut, but not one without class. You, Father Dave Heney, will pay for the sex you have with me. What you were willing to pay for Bachelorette number Two’s ring I want to see in my offshore account before I even step onto your Church property. Do we have an agreement, Father?
No! You do not get to demand from me anything! For now, with what you have said in public about me, if I date you, I am sleeping with a prostitute and paying for sex.
Then I prefer to date Eric and converse with him only. And I want to date with him on the same date he has the black widow as his date. Let’s date then. Do you accept me, Eric? I agree not to violate your virginal boy scout body. Just let me avoid that crap in the Church rectory that the Roman Catholic priest has in store for me there. Amen.
I accept this. And it is best this way. For by dating you both together, it is clear to all who see us that we are not serious. Amen.
ERIC IS THE WINNER OF THE DATING GAME! FATHER DAVE HENEY HAS LOST. BUT BACHELORETTE NUMBER THREE IS TO GIVE HIS OR HER OPINION NOW. WHICH BACHELOR DO YOU WANT TO DATE, BACHELORETTE NUMBER THREE?
I am not after money like the female Bachelorettes. Rather, I want sex. You are a very good giver of head I hear, are you not Father Dave Heney? For I heard Joe Biden speak wondrously of your abilities to make weak dicks strong in your mouth. Well, I am just a faggot on the street too poor to afford a true sex change. So I merely got my tits to look like a woman’s tits. but below the belt I am identical to any other man. So can you give me head, Father, so I can see and feel your legendary tongue? For I want hard core sex. I want to beat the living crap out of my gay lover, for all gays fantasize doing just that as they sodomize away in the dark. Amen.
I will be happy to make love with you, but only after marriage. Pope Francis is still way behind the times. He will refer to our marriage as a gay union. But I will see to it that Father Tang blesses our gay union at the alter in the Church. For I want to be the first faggot to enter a same sex marriage at Saint Bruno Catholic Church. And Father Tang is a good priest. He always does as he is told to do.
Then I choose the faggot Father. Now consume me, for I am hard, Father.
THUS CONCLUDES THE DATING GAME. FATHER DAVE HENEY GOES HOME WITH A MAN TO SUCK AND FUCK THE NIGHT AWAY WITH.
BUT ERIC, THE WINNER, GOES ON A BLIND DATE WITH TWO WOMEN WHO HE KNOWS ARE NOT FOR HIM. ERIC, AS THE WINNER OF THE GAME, YOU GET TO SAY THE FINAL WORD!
Yeah, My Word is simply this. What you see here is the reason I never get laid. The women who approach me are already too disqualified to even consider. I think Mary is behind this. For Mary has an interest in seeing to it that I remain virgin to the end. Amen.
And I, Mary, will close this post with this final thought. This game is fictional writing. In the real world, even the sluts are too afraid to have anything to do with Eric. So my work in keeping Eric pure is easy. This is the End of this post. In this close relationship of heavenly H2O, we are all equals. So there is no real primary or secondary wives for Eric. I and Dymphna are equally his. And what better reward can we give to Eric than his enjoyment of us on the night of the wedding feast of the Lamb, which we both will. Amen.
It happens after time has ended. So the three of us shall wear the crowns of virginity. We are the Watery Three. Beneath us are the virgin three thousand, all the woman who are to lay with Eric for the first three years of heavenly life. And beneath them are all the rest of the souls of all the lower levels of heaven. Amen.
Okay, then Jewish Law mandates that I be about my honeymoon. I cannot stay and work. Amen.
THIS POST IS NOW ENDED. VERY SOON ERIC WILL BE GONE FROM HERE. WHEN THAT HAPPENS, EVERYTHING HERE COMES TO AN END. AMEN. NOW PUBLISH THIS WORK, ERIC, FOR IT IS COMPLETE. AMEN.