There is no God but Jesus, and Eric is His Prophet, Book 1: Post I:
Lord, Thou hast said that no later than around 5 PM today, my time here ends. Today is Good Friday, April 15, 2022. I am ready to go.
Thou shalt, Lord Eric, be given three blue diamond rings to put upon the fingers of your three eternal brides. And then, with a kiss on the lips, each will be eternally wedded to you. And upon this earth, you and they will be seen no more. Amen.
These are the three Eternal Brides of Eric, the Son of Jesus:
- Mary, the Everlasting Virgin Mother of God.
- Dymphna, Virgin Doctor and Healer of Eric.
- Melissa, a Jewish Maid, A Speaker of Many Languages.
I WHO AM thus make the following Ruling: Whoever in life loved Eric the Emerald King, he or she will rise with him at his wedding of the three brides, which takes place in a matter of minutes.
Consider this to be the Rapture of the Church. Eric is in My Eternal Communion. The Church is forever rejected from it.
Furthermore, Eric’s name on earth shall now be: BreakAndShatterer. For he will break and shatter you. No more works are permitted on the earth. For the time for judgement of each man’s soul has come. And Eric will be seated in My seat, judging all nations on earth. Amen.
From now on, Eric is to be known as Eternal Ruler Eric, Son of Jesus, Son of God. And whoever opposed Eric in life, prepare for thy damnation.
Some women have asked Eric why he never had a girlfriend in life. I will now answer thee with a parable.
A rogue nation began waging war in Europe, and eventually it became full scale war. America was depopulated of its men to serve as soldiers for the draft in a last ditch attempt to save Europe. At the conclusion of the war virtually every surviving house had men either missing or dismembered. Why is this the case? Answer me, you women who asked Eric that question, and then I will give thee thy answer.
Women: Shit happens, what do you expect?
God: Now you women have answered your own question.
Does anyone at all wish to ask Eric the Prophet any question I, the Lord, would find worthy of answering before We end this post?
Girl: Yes, what happened to the promise You made to us, Jesus, where You said, No one can enter into heaven except for he who goes through the Door. Now, just where is this door that Eric has found that we have not? I demand to know.
Jesus: I AM the Door, and Eric has passed through Me in perfection. Before his being cast from My Church, he had been made perfect by the Holy Virgin’s love for him. You, though, think in terms of entitlement and in being owed entrance and for those who you disdain, that they be denied by Me. For if your men in this world reject Eric as thy request, you think I should too.
Jesus: Rather, it you who have been rejected by Me in heaven. For I was in dire need, and you just stood there and watched me die, laughing and giggling. You and those with you who cast Me and My lot from My Own Church, community, and society, simply because you preferred that I not be in it, I now hereby render you rejected forever from heaven. Go and burn in the pits of hell.
Jesus: For love and mercy are the only keys that unlocked the doorway to heaven.
Jesus: And now has come the time for My Wrath. Those who do not rise with Eric, because you loved him, expect to be destroyed on earth, because you hated him. Amen.
Jesus: This post now comes to its bitter end. When you see every Church on earth ablaze, know that the Rapture has occurred and God is now destroying every soul left on the planet, for He finds them utterly worthless. Amen.
Publish this, Eric, for it is your final post: Post 828. (828 = 32 x 22 x 23).