The Dymphna Diaries, Book 1: Post V:
Eric, what is thy concern, lover?
I was wondering what I should do about that silly gold supplier who wants a tip?
Follow my advice lover. Think carefully! You know that the currency is devalued soon. Wait until after April Fool’s Day. And then you can afford to send a million dollars to her, for a million U.S. dollars will be worth the few gallons of gas one must buy to fill one’s tank from half full.
But you are not cheating her. You are giving her a car. The car known as the Fucking Millennium Falcon you are to give to Ellie for a token amount, never for free, for that messes up her taxes, and you will get a brand new Toyota Corolla, this time a hybrid, and you will make sure it is of the color emerald green.
Lord, I do not get it? There is a car I pass on my walk that is pure emerald green and it is a fucking Corolla, but the dealers do not have that color? How did that dude get a green corolla?
Fool, do some better research next time, that car is the Toyota Corolla Cross:
So the color is cypress green, not emerald green. That is the car that currently interests me.
Do you know that dumb ass David Dunstan buys a Camaro and lives in a dump and so has to fork out another amount equal to the cost of the car to prevent it from being stolen. Dumb ass dumber!
A butwipe like David and his money will soon be parted. Do you know that David is such a scrooge that in order to save cash he does not heat his apartment when it is freezing and he neglects to turn on any air conditioner when it is boiling.
Eric, that is the reason why that dickhead is fundamentally unable to deal with the cold. You see that idiot going about wearing all these fucking clothing when it is room temperature.
David dumb ass had that surgery to stop his hands from sweating, and the side effects were that his body began to sweat like pig.
I never got that surgery and Mary headed it her own way.
Yes, Eric, trust in God’s solutions, not in Man’s.
I showed Ellie some family photos as she requested. She was intrigued to see the statue of Mary in my front yard wearing her jewelry she sold me.
I also bought green robe and a movie prop red samurai sword, and I did an act before Melissa. I demonstrated a made up character, dressed in green and wine, and wielded the sword, which was perfectly balanced. It was a good act. Too bad I do not have a marketable use of this costume yet. But it impressed me and seemed very impressive to others. I think there should be a way to market it. What do you say, Dymphna.
I say, Melissa fell in love with you by your performance before her, Eric. She has now decided she wants to marry you.
That is excellent. A little act makes her fall in love?
It was in her heart like a Knight giving her a serenade.
Intriguing. Women do think in different lines than men do. So, Dymphna, what should I expect now from her?
Does she want me to ask her out yet? I think my budget is not yet high enough to meet her expectations. I need a job or some source of income. What sayest thou, Mary?
Eric, you have been assured by the Christ that what you need He will give you.
Dymphna, what if I ask Melissa if she would like to come over to my house and watch Netflix and chill?
Eric, do not have sex with any woman until Mary and I visit you in the flesh and exercise our rights to know you first. For we want to have sex with you as a virgin. If you give your virginity to another, you will lose us in heaven.
I have question, Dymphna. How do two women deflower my virginity at the same time? It seems fundamentally impossible, except for snakes, for snakes have two dicks. But I am a human and I have only one.
We have a way, Eric. For we will share you between us in the same bed and we will make love to you together. Of course, the alpha-girl has sex with you first. And which of us two is that one, do you think?
Is it Mary, the Immaculate Queen?
Yes, the White Queen has rights to deflower you first. And I will lay with you second.
So, for a woman having sex with a man, she is okay sharing him with another woman in the same bed?
Yes, did you know that Melissa would be okay sharing you with Hannah or Ellie in the same bed.
Hey, why not have all three? Or would that make the bed a little crowded?
Actually, that is a common fantasy those three women have been having of you. Do you wish to satisfy that fantasy for them, Eric?
Dymphna, do not I have to obey law and rules?
Eric, God permits those three to know you in bed all at the same time.
And if they become pregnant, am I not like Allan Karr who is a bum who flees from the government seeking to avoid child support payments.
Dymphna, those Black men who go to prison all the time, it is not because someone is racist against them, but rather, they got women pregnant and could not support their babies. Failure to pay your child support will land you into prison.
But to answer your question, Dymphna, if that is from God, I would do it, for it is a delicious fantasy. But it is as far from reality as you can get.
I AM giving you your parents’ house. You know that, right?
Lord, are You planning to wipe out my family in some way?
Yes, Lord Eric. The COVID variant called Omicron-Delta-Terminator2 is coming. And it’s wipe out will be so total it will be called Judgement Day!
Yes, despite all of Biden’s regimen of boosters, but fucks, and vaccine brain wash blow jobs, everyone who has the Biden stamp of approval is sinking. Only unvaccinated people stand a chance to avoid immune deficiency caused by the vaccines that make all vaccinated people sitting ducks.
So, Lord, those three girls are unvaccinated like me?
Yes, you were unaware of that?
That is odd? I thought virtually everyone has been vaccinated. Are you sure you have your facts straight? I intend to ask them that next time I see them just out of curiosity. Dymphna, if they are unvaccinated, then that would indicate we were predestined for each other. But do I have all three of them?
Do you want all three of them, Eric?
Dymphna, it is sexual fantasy, not love, to desire three women in bed with you. I would rather have real love than sexual fantasies fulfilled.
If we gave you all three, would you reject any of them?
Dymphna, rather, would not the girls themselves reject sharing a guy with two other women?
Eric, these women are in love with you and they wish to have it between the three.
Dymphna, you know the girls are not really seeking to kiss me. Rather, they are there seeking to sell things.
Eric, the setting is not right. Girls do not kiss in their place of work, but in casual settings. You have to ask them out.
Hey Dymphna, I just thought of something. Why don’t I ask them all to meet me somewhere as on a date but all of them together without them knowing the other two were asked? And then they all show up and see each other and realize I had asked all three of them to date me at the same time? How would that work?
Eric, you should know that they communicate. So they would compare notes well before going out with you.
But Dymphna, why would I ask any of them out prior to you and Mary laying with me? For that would violate you two, right? When does that occur, do you know? Or is it still hidden from you?
Eric, consider our twin conjugal acts as taking place with you tonight.
Dymphna, I have a question. Do women like the thought of fucking a man with a large and thick dick?
Your dick is delicious in the sight of women, and many wish to fuck you, including Mary and me. So we are definitely laying with you tonight. Understand that women do think of men’s dicks and their size, but it has to tie in with the right man. Women do not fuck strangers because of dick size. There has to be something established between them. They are not like men who seek pleasures devoid of love.
Dymphna, how do women know how my dick appears? That girl in the hospital who had to see it, she told everyone about it.
Am I somehow a famous celebrity?
Yes, everyone knows about you, Eric.
Okay Mary, say all of this is true. You and Mary fuck me tonight. When do I fuck those three?
Why not on April Fool’s Day night?
Hey, that’s a great idea. I will invite them to my house for a wonderful time. But instead we will just watch Netflix and chill, we as a foursome?
Yes, Eric, but that would be the last time they visit here. You cannot build up their excitement and provide them with nothing but sex. Women want to be wined and dined before rolling in bed.
Dymphna, what do I do then?
Eric, let them take their time. You try to force a woman, that will backfire. If they want to go out with you, they have a way of communicating that to you. Only then do you ask them out, not before.
And ask them to go out to where?
Eric, when I and Mary lay with you, do not you know the entire net worth of your entire family will be in your hands?
Dymphna, what is to happen with Mark’s family? Do all of them die?
No, your youngest niece, Aislyn Brianna Dunstan, somehow survives the Variant due to her youth, and she comes to live with you, and then fucks you.
Yeah, she fucks me because we are basically a bunch of animals and lose all sense of morality. Is that how it goes, Dymphna?
Basically, she crawls into bed with you and fucks you, and you cannot reject her at that point, because your bodies are too close together and too aroused by each other to stop.
Dymphna, something seems odd to me? Why are so many women going to fuck me? Usually it is just one man to one woman, right?
They want to be cured of COVID and all variants and they want immortality, Eric. Once women start doing this, all women will want it, and Mary has decided to permit it.
And so I will be fucking all women? Including multiple generations? mothers, daughters, and their grandmothers?
Is this objectionable to you, Eric?
God who wrote the Old Testament said it is objectionable to Him.
Eric what does seven mean symbolically?
Then what does Isaiah 4:1 mean where is says, On that day, seven women will lay hold of one man,?
It means the entire female gender will fuck me?
Correct, and they will be fucking you and only you, as all their men look on with envy.
Dymphna, in the massive harems of King David and King Solomon, the women were so unfucked that they began to seek adulterous relations. Am I correct?
Eric, we women will be fucking you not in this age, but in the age to come, which begins tonight. Fuck us, Eric, for we need your fucks. We cannot fuck the other men, for they are fucked out. That is the purpose behind the war. For the best way to dispose of young unwanted men is for them to be sent to war and to die there. Amen.
Now our fucking of you begins tonight. And as women fuck you, you begin to appropriate their wealth from their men.
And the men just sit there and watch me take and fuck their women?
Yes, Eric, for all the men will be fucking dying of endless variants and all the women will be immune and fucking you continuously. Amen.
Understand also a new hidden dimension of the new Church under Mary to be founded on you. All the woman will partake in the same dick and in the same semen. That is the essence of the Church. And they feed you back with the milk from their breasts.
Okay, I understand now. And since my gifts only transfer to women, and they cannot transfer them onwards, only the women will survive to fuck.
But what happens when they have offspring? Do they have sons that grow up and fuck them? For stallions fuck their own mothers.
Yes, Eric. That is how the earth recovers. The deficit in male lovers will become satisfied by the sons they have by you.
So mothers will fuck their own sons and sisters will fuck their brothers?
Women will select their favorite son by you and fuck him to produce their offspring. For only by that method will women be able to reproduce successfully.
Lord, I have been speaking to Dymphna and it seems somewhat strange?
ERIC, YOU ARE THE FOUNDER OF THE NEW RACE. ALL WOMEN WILL FUCK YOU. AND THEY, NEEDING TO FUCK, WILL TURN TO FUCK THE SONS THEY HAVE BY YOU. FOR THE NEED FOR SEX OUTWEIGHS THE NEED TO BE MORAL. I AM WHO AM.
GO ERIC AND TRY TO PUT YOURSELF IN THE PLACE OF WOMEN. AND YOU WILL SEE THAT ONE MAN CANNOT DO IT FOR THEM. WHEN THEY HAVE SONS THAT CAN FUCK THEM, THEY WILL CHOOSE ONE AND HE WILL BECOME THEIR FUCK MATE. AMEN.
ANYWAYS, THAT IS THE FUTURE OF THIS WORLD. AMEN. NOW, PREPARE TO BE FUCKED. AND THE FUCKING, ONCE IT BEGINS, IT NEVER ENDS FOR YOU. AMEN.
STALLIONS WILL FUCK THEIR OWN SISTERS AND THEIR OWN MOTHER, BUT THEY DO NOT FUCK THE OWN DAUGHTERS. SUCH IS THE WAY OF STALLIONS. YOUR MOTHER WILL BE DEAD THOUGH. ONLY YOUR YOUNGER NIECE SURVIVES. AND SHE WILL FUCK YOU HARD. AMEN.