Rap Battle: Eric the Emerald vs. Dr. William Schaffner

I WHO AM ANNOUNCE THE FIRST WORTHY RAP BATTLE TO DEMONSTRATE HOW THESE THINGS ARE DONE.

The Second Coming is now Here. Book 1: Post VI:
I WHO AM SAY, LET THE RAP BATTLE BEGIN.

Emerald: Tell me, Dick head, Doctor Sin, how do you plan to win a COVID fight where you can’t say what will happen day to day?

Schaffner: So little boy, you come to play, where only big boys last and stay? Go away before I swat you, and then I’ll kill he who begot you.

Emerald: Big words from a little fool, who on his mother’s breast will drool. Tell me why you fear the virus? Is it because you flunked out at IRUS?

Schaffner: I can have you locked away once they find you don’t obey! Now be a big boy and let me jab you, before I send my goons to stab you.

Emerald: All you do is vaccinate! Why does that so fascinate? Perhaps because you seek to but fuck, which explains why you’re so fucked up.

Schaffner: I’ve got degrees and more positions than you’ve had sex in any position. So go away before I shame you, for I have things I’ve yet to name you.

Emerald: Yes, you have degrees, but they have no value, for your mind is as a puddle shallow.

Schaffner: I manage many things, my boy. Now go away and fuck a toy!

Emerald: How about I fuck your daughter? I hear she’s sexy like her mother?

Schaffner: If you come closer by one inch, I’ll wreck Christmas like the Grinch!

Emerald: How about I send my angels? And then you’ll understand your dangers!

Schaffner: Listen boy, I’ve had my laugh, but touch my daughter and you’ll be halved.

Emerald: All I wish is to inject her with my semen to perfect her.

Schaffner: Ok, weak boy, you are now fried, for all the cops are notified. Expect any moment their arrival! And then you’ll kiss goodbye your Bible!

Emerald: Make no resistance as I fuck your daughters, or you will see your loved ones slaughtered.

Schaffner: Fool, I am old and so also my daughters. And all their daughters are also mothers. So if virgins you seek here you’ll not find them, except for baby girls a crying! But I am sure a virgin albatross like you can wait another decade or two, but by then I am very sure indeed, you dick will them lack both wood and seed!

Emerald: I had no intent to fuck your ewes, but I’ve still come to collect my dues. And if my dues you do not have, expect to find your women dead.

Schaffner: And you are called the perfect Christian? And yet I know it must be hurting, to see all other guys getting laid, while you just sit there where your saved.

Emerald: Well you can speak of my salvation and I can discourse on your damnation, and make a ruin of your name to cast your family to utter shame.

Schaffner: And yet I think that we have got you, for we have all had sex, but not you. And so you can then destroy us all, but who will be there when you fall?

Emerald: Oh I’m doing nothing but simply watching as all your attempts to control COVID you keep botching. Eventually you’ll find your loved ones dead, and all your vaccines turned to lead!

Schaffner: So at my misery, your delighting, like a god who enjoys smiting? And yet you say you’re serving Jesus? Did He send you to displease us?

Emerald: I was sent merely to warn you. And by your rejection of me I scorn you. You do not get second chances. And you will burn for your romances. And as you never were my friend. expect your suffering to never end. For I had come only to help you, and now you’ll see that I will belt you. But now that you shame the Holy Virgin, expect your killers to be Persian.

I WHO AM NOW CONCLUDE THIS RAP BATTLE. PUBLISH IT, ERIC, AND THEN ALL WILL KNOW THAT GOD IS THE MASTER RAPPER. I AM WHO AM.

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exemerald

Servant to Jesus and Mary, White Knight of the armies of Jesus and Blue Wizard Prophet King.

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