Dancing Storm Charger, Book 1: Post I:
I have been getting very tired of psuedo leaders who support Trump saying that an election was fraudulent because it did not go their way.
Shape up or ship out! Either respect how democracy works in America, or go run in some political campaign in Russia. I am sure Putin will see to your needs just as he has seen to Alexei Navalny’s needs.
Now, I AM STORM DANCER. AND I AM GOING TO MAKE STORMS OF WATER BURST FORTH UPON ALL OF CALIFORNIA, INCLUDING DEATH VALLEY.
That is my assignment. I Am the Storm Dancer. And I was so named because I danced through storms. Now I will dance to summon them. And I will summon them to fall upon all of California.
Eric, your deeds have been heard. And you have made the correct decision.
Lord, am I in or outside the Roman Catholic Church?
You ask this because your marriage to me takes place in heaven rather than on the earth?
Mary, is there a pope in the heavenly earth we go to? And depending on how you answer I will answer you in this last point in this discourse.
There are no popes in the heavenly earth. Nor are there any churches there. But in the fungal earth, there shall remain popes, and struggles against matters of dogma.
Then I belong to you, Mary. And I belong to no Church but yours. Or what do you say, wife?
As long as you remain faithful to me by which you are husband to me, you are Roman Catholic. Amen. We will meet tomorrow, Eric, which is a Wednesday.
Lord and Mary, by what means do I determine that this one is from God and not from Satan?
They will bear a box that only you can open and that plays a song only you can hear. Obey the song. Amen.
Publish this work now, Eric. Tomorrow, I, your future wife, shall be with you. Amen.