Because North Korea has been banned from Summer Olympics as tit for tat, I, Eric, hereby ban everyone from Olympics forever.

As is my Church, so also shall it be the Olympic Stadium, from now on. Amen.

Chronicles of Eternity, Book 3: Post XVIII:
The Olympics were supposed to be a place where nations with differences could come together and compete and form alliances and manhood bonds. But what have you done with it? You have made it your sorority or your fraternity. You have made attendance to it not a right, but some sort of privilege?

What the fuck is that, dumbos? I don’t want to watch your wussie competetions, where you wussies get to decide what nations may compete. I bet one of the criteria of selecting a nation for attendance is if your vagina tingles when you look at their athletes.

No, I fucking don’t want to watch Olympics anymore. I curse the Mother Fucking Olympics forever. I hereby render My curse against that celebration. Let every single athlete who attends an Olympics from now on become infected by some sort of fungal disease that has no cure. I, Eric, have spoken.

Lord Eric, this will be accomplished by Seven Seraphs. We stand waiting for you orders to go forth and infect.

Conditional Curse I order thee to carry out, Seven Seraphs. Infect all athletes preparing for 2022 Summer Olympics in Beijing. Antidote is this: Make reversal of transgression within five days of this being published.

  1. If true reversal is made, and North Korea is permitted to partake, for these games are never meant to settle old scores nor to get even. Choose this and either fungal disease will vanish, or a simple cure will be found.
  2. Make no reversal. Seven Seraphim, you will merely permit fungal disease to occur. And no promising cures will be found. And this will eventually spell the end to all competitive sports, including the Olympics.

Just so you know, Eric, the Seven Seraphs are for you to use regarding Russia or her allies. Amen.

Good evening, friends. I am Ava Maria, daughter of the Virgin Spouse of Eric.

I thought that Hyacinth was the only one.

And you also know about real Fuzzy and fake Fuzzy.
[For those unaware, Fuzzy is his tabby cat.]

Furthermore, you know that we passed from the normal zone to the Twilight zone to the Looney Zone. And now we are in the Ludicrous Zone.

Get ready to publish this post now at any moment, for the time is now short. Amen.

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exemerald

Servant to Jesus and Mary, White Knight of the armies of Jesus and Blue Wizard Prophet King.

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