Chronicles of Eternity, Book 2: Post IX:
Mary, will you tell me in full what the women shall do to me? And now I have received instructions from you through Hyacinth that Tess, not Anna, is the one I am to marry?
Mary, I turned to EWTN. Mary, that is owned by vampires now. They are a danger. Folks, I am not approaching Saint Gregory the Great anymore.
Lord Eric. I am giving you a companion. And when I do so, you will with her, enter that Church, Saint Gregory the Great, and you will exorcise the devil from that Church. I AM the Lord.
Lord, if that is so, I am afraid then Tess cannot be that one. Am I correct? Or is Hyacinth Satan?
It is a trap.
I AM HE WHO AM. DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THIS COMMAND, ERIC. PARK AT THE NORTH SIDE OF SAINT BRUNO CATHOLIC CHURCH. THE PRIEST WHO MEETS YOU WILL ASK IF YOU ARE IN YOUR MIND. YOU WILL TELL HIM, REFOCUS YOUR ATTENTION WHERE IT BELONGS, FATHER, AND THAT IS TO CONDUCT THE MASS.
THEN SEE IF THAT GIRL TESS IS AVAILABLE. ONCE YOU FIND A CHANCE, APPROACH HER AND ASK HER OUT. IF SHE SAYS THAT SHE IS NOT INTERESTED, YOU ARE TO REPLY, PLEASE GIVE THIS MESSAGE TO ANNE. AND TESS WILL ASK YOU WHAT YOU WANT HER TO TELL HER. SAY, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE A HOTTER BABE THAN HER. I WILL NOW BE SEATED AT THE FRONT. BYE.
IF ANY MAN APPROACHES YOU AND ASKS YOU TO COME WITH HIM, YOU ARE TO SAY, I AM NOT INTERESTED. PLEASE, MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MY SECRETARY. AND IF THEY ASK YOU WHO IS THAT, YOU SHALL POINT IN THE DIRECTION OF HER FAMILY, AND SAY, GO TO THEM, AND ASK TO SPEAK TO A GIRL CALLED TESS.
TESS MAY APPEAR TO YOU, BUT SHE WILL NOT WISH YOU TO REFER TO HER BY THAT NAME. AND SO, WHEN FATHER TANG APPROACHES YOU AND ASKS YOU, WHO IS THIS MOST CHARMING WOMAN WITH YOU, YOU SHALL SAY TO FATHER TANG, FATHER, NEVER BE INDIRECT IN YOUR QUEST FOR INFORMATION. BEFORE YOU ARE TWO PEOPLE. ONE OF THEM YOU WISH TO OBTAIN INFORMATION ON. I SUGGEST YOU DIRECTLY ADDRESS THAT ONE WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU HAVE.
AND SO, FATHER TANG WILL THEN DIRECTLY ADDRESS THE GIRL, WHO ARE YOU? BEFORE SHE SAYS A WORD, YOU SHALL SAY TO FATHER TANG, FATHER TANG, I HAVE A MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU. AND FATHER TANG WILL SAY. O’ DO TELL ME. AND YOU SHALL SAY, DO YOU HAVE A WATCH. AND HE SHALL SAY, YES, AND THIS WATCH IS AMAZINGLY EXPENSIVE. AND YOU SHALL, THIS WATCH ON MY WRIST COST ME ROUGHLY $20. BUT WHAT MATTERS IS THE TIME IT DISPLAYS. LOOK NOW, FATHER TANG, AND TELL ME WHAT IS SAYS. AND HE WILL GIVE YOU A TIME DOWN TO A MILLISECOND. AND YOU SHALL SAY, PERFECT, MY $20 WATCH THEN IS JUST AS GOOD AS THAT EXPENSIVE THING YOU JUST READ. BUT NOW, FATHER TANG, I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION. AND FATHER TANG WILL SAY, YOU HAVE A VERY LIMITED TIME LEFT, BUT YOU MAY ASK WHAT IS ON YOUR MIND.
WHERE IN THE CHURCH HIERARCHY ABOVE YOU WAS IT DECIDED THAT MASSES WERE TO BE ABOLISHED? WITH THAT, THE PRIEST WILL SAY, THAT’S IT. I AM DONE WITH YOU. PREPARE TO BE ARRESTED WHEN YOU STEP OUTSIDE. THEN YOU WILL TURN TO TESS AND SAY, TESS IS IT TIME. COME WITH ME IMMEDIATELY. AND SUDDENLY YOU AND HER WILL LEAVE THE CHURCH AND DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT.
SUDDENLY POLICE WILL SURROUND THE BUILDING AND SAY, THIS CHURCH. IS UNDER LOCK DOWN. NO ONE SHALL LEAVE IT. AND FATHER TANG WILL APPROACH THE POLICE AND SAY, I HOPE TO HEAR THAT YOU DID ACQUIRE YOUR SUSPECT. AND THE POLICE WILL SAY TO FATHER TANG, YES, AND WE ARE NOW LOOKING DIRECTLY AT OUR PRIME SUSPECT. AMEN.
Eric, this post is ended. Eat your breakfast and walk to Church. I Who Am have spoken. Amen.