Eric, the Mighty One, has risen

I AM ERIC, the UNICORN PEGASI KING. I HAVE NOW COME. I AM NOW RULING.

Chronicles of Eternity, Book 2: Post IV:
I AM NOW YOUR RULER, O’ PEOPLE OF THIS EARTH. LET EVERY ARMY WHO DISAGREES WITH ME COME AND ENGAGE WITH ME IN BATTLE. LET EVERY PERSON WHO WISHES TO TEACH ME A LESSON, COME AND INSTRUCT ME. FOR I AM MOST EAGER TO RECEIVE SUCH INSTRUCTION. AND I GUARANTEE YOU THIS. NO ONE WHO COMES TO ME TO INSTRUCT ME WILL DEPART FROM ME WITH0UT HAVING BEEN FULLY CORRECTED AND CONFORMED TO THE LAW OF GOD AND ALL ITS REQUIREMENTS. I, ERIC ROBERT DUNSTAN, HAVE SPOKEN.

PERHAPS SOMEONE THINKS ERIC’S NAME ADDS UP TO 666? WELL, THIS IS THE NAME OF ERIC ROBERT DUNSTAN SPELLED WITH GREEK LETTERS: ΕΡΙΚ ΡΟΒΕΡΤ ΔΥΝΣΤΑΝ. AND I TELL YOU PLAINLY, THAT 17 LETTER LONG NAME ADDS UP TO EXACTLY 1717. SO IF YOU ARE LOOKING SOMEONE WHOSE NAME IS 666, THAT ONE. IS NOT ERIC ROBERT DUNSTAN. BUT DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR SEARCH. FOR I HAVE FOUND A STRONG AND CHARISMATIC LEADER WHOSE NAME DOES ADDS UP TO 666 IN THE GEMATRIA OF TWO BIBLICAL LANGUAGES: GREEK AND HEBREW. THIS LEADER IS THE ONE CALLED WILLIAM JEFFERSON CLINTON. SO IF YOU ARE SEEKING THAT MAN, WELL THAT IS THE ONLY MAN I KNOW OF WHOSE NAME IS SO WELL MATCHED.

WELCOME, MEN, TO A WORLD WITHOUT END. LORD, I HAVE A QUESTION. ASK, MY SERVANT. THERE IS A CURIOUS FAMILY THAT SOMETIMES ATTENDS SAINT BRUNO CATHOLIC CHURCH. AND THEY APPARENTLY HAVE TWO VERY PECULIAR DAUGHTERS, ALLEGEDLY OF THE NAMES, ANNA AND TESS. DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMAND YOU WISH FOR ME TO DO REGARDING THEM, O’ LORD? NO, LORD AZURITE. I HAVE NO COMMANDS FOR YOU REGARDING THEM. YOU MAY DO WITH THEM AS YOU PLEASE.

LORD, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, DO YOU MEAN I COULD TAKE THEM BOTH AS MY WIVES? LORD AZURITE, IF YOU WISH IT, YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO DO SO? BUT LORD, I UNDERSTAND MARRIAGE IS NOT MERELY THE MATTER OF MY DECISIONS FROM A POSITION OF AUTHORITY. LORD AZURITE, IF YOU WISH IT, YOU HAVE HAVE THEM.

BUT LORD, THE CHURCH IS MONOGAMOUS. AND THESE TWO WOMEN ARE SISTERS. AND LORD AZURITE, YOU SEE A PROBLEM? WELL IF I MARRY TWO SISTERS DO I NOT VIOLATE SOME LAW SOMEWHERE? LORD AZURITE, DO YOU SEE ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE SCRIPTURES GOD EVER REBUKE JACOB? NO, O’ LORD. AND TO WHOM WAS HE MARRIED TO? HE WAS MARRIED TO TWO SISTERS, AND HE ALSO HAD TWO CONCUBINES. AND IF GOD DOES NOT REBUKE JACOB, WHY SHOULD HE REBUKE YOU FOR TAKING ANNA AND TESS AS YOUR WIVES?

WELL, LORD, I MYSELF AM NOT AGAINST SUCH A PROPOSITION. BUT I AM NOT CURRENTLY AWARE OF ANY REAL INTEREST IN EITHER OF THOSE GIRLS FOR ME. FURTHERMORE… LORD AZURITE, JUST BECAUSE YOU DO NOT SEE THIS INTEREST DOES NOT MEAN IT IS NOT THERE. LORD, THAT MAY ALL BE TRUE, BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME NO ORDERS ON THIS. AND I DO NOT DISOBEY CHURCH LAW AND CHURCH TRADITION IF NOT ORDERED TO DO SO.

AND LORD, WHAT ABOUT THE BLONDE GIRL AT STATER BROTHERS? LORD AZURITE, WHILE I PERMIT YOU TO HAVE MORE THAN ONE WIFE, TWO IS THE MAXIMUM THAT YOU MAY HAVE. IS THIS IS A GIFT TO ME, OR IS THIS THE NEW LAW? LORD AZURITE, WHATEVER YOU SAW JACOB DO, THAT YOU MAY DO AS WELL. AND THAT APPLIES TO ALL CATHOLIC MEN WHO OBEY ME.

OK LORD, WE CURRENTLY HAVE FOUR GIRLS OF INTEREST: HYACINTH OF NIGERIA, ANNA, TESS, AND THE BLONDE GIRL AT STATER BROTHERS. BUT LORD, MARY SPOKE TO ME THROUGH HYACINTH. AND MARY PROMISED ME ANSWERS REGARDING TESS FROM HYACINTH, BUT THESE I HAVE NOT RECEIVED. IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE, ONLY TWO OF THESE MAY BE MY WIVES? YES, LORD AZURITE, AND THE OTHER TWO SHALL BE YOUR CONCUBINES, EXACTLY AS IT WAS WITH JACOB.

LORD, IF YOU HAVE ALREADY DECIDED THIS, THEN TELL ME WHICH OF THESE F0UR SHALL BE MY WIVES AND WHICH SHALL BE MY CONCUBINES? I WILL TELL YOU IF YOU ACHIEVE THIS. WHAT IS THAT O’ LORD? PERMIT ONE OF THESE GIRLS TO KISS YOU. LORD I DO NOT THINK THAT, ASIDE FROM THE ONE IN NIGERIA. ANY OF THESE GIRLS ARE ALL THAT EAGER TO DO SUCH THINGS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK, O’ LORD? THIS IS MY AGREEMENT WITH YOU. WHATEVER GIRL IT IS THAT SOMEHOW COMES INTO MY POSSESSION, WHETHER ONE OF THOSE FOUR, OR SOMEONE ENTIRELY NEW THAT APPEARS, I HAVE PROMISED YOU I SHALL TAKE HER. AND IF YOU GIVE ME TWO WOMEN, I WILL TAKE THE TWO WOMEN. BUT I AM NOT GOING TO APPROACH ANY WOMAN AND SEEK HER TO KISS ME.

LORD AZURITE, YOU WILL NOT NEED TO DO THAT. SHE WILL SEEK THAT FROM YOU. FINE, LET IT HAPPEN AS YOU SAY. ANY ORDERS AT ALL, O’ LORD? OR DO I PUBLISH THIS NOW? I HAVE NO ORDERS FOR YOU. BUT AT SIX O CLOCK YOU SHALL PUBLISH THIS, LORD AZURITE. AMEN.

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exemerald

Servant to Jesus and Mary, White Knight of the armies of Jesus and Blue Wizard Prophet King.

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