Chronicles of Eternity, Book 1: Post XII:
I, the Holy Virgin Mary, have accomplished my mission with Eric, my eternal husband. And I have acquired for him the wife he is to have on earth. They will enter the sacrament of holy matrimony on my feast day of the Immaculate Conception at the Church where they met each other for the first time. And their marriage shall take place in the year 2022. Hence, next year, on Thursday, December 8, 2022, on the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception, shall the wedding ceremony take place joining Eric and Anna as husband and wife. In Saint Bruno Catholic Church shall this wedding take place. I am the Holy Virgin Mary.
Mary, I have heard somewhere that there may be objections raised to having marriages during the Advent Season. Eric, the pastors may advise couples in their selection process of their wedding date. But apart from Good Friday and Holy Saturday, any day of the year does a Catholic couple have the right to marry on. And a couple, if properly predisposed and properly prepared, the Catholic Church does not have the right to refuse the sacraments to, including the sacrament of marriage to the couple who seeks valid marriage in her, in compliance to all marriage law, both of the state and of the Church. I am the Holy Virgin Mary.
Mary, I understand that Church marriage law is strictly monogamous. Correct, lord Azurite. Hence, your marriage to Anna shall be conducted with strict adherence to marital monogamy. Hence, on earth, Anna alone shall be your wife. And in heaven, I, the Virgin Mary, am alone your wife. I am the Holy Virgin Mary.
Mary, I have observed that Anna is not a girl who dresses in clothing that exposes the midriff. Correct, lord Azurite. Proper modesty in women requires that in normal attire, the midriff may not be exposed. But while she is in the privacy of your home, after the sacrament of marriage has been concluded, the girl may do whatever she pleases to provoke you to engage with her in the conjugal act. I am the Holy Virgin Mary.
Mary, it is now precisely 5:21 AM. I must leave the house at precisely 6 AM in order that I arrive at Saint Bruno Catholic Church for the morning Mass at precisely 6:30 AM. And that gives me very little time to write here all that you wish to write through me. Eric, my virgin son, your virginity at the age of 51 speaks in itself sufficiently all that I will to say. For you were born on the Feast Day of the nativity of Saint John the Baptist, in the year 1970. Hence your birthdate is Wednesday, June 24, 1970. Note that your wedding date falls on the next date of the week. For your wedding date is precisely to take place on Thursday, December 8, 2022. And it shall take place at the very Church you are about to head to, walking there on foot. In fact, it is almost time for you to depart from the house.
Do you, Eric, therefore, have anything you wish to say or address before I, the Holy Virgin Queen, your eternal spouse in heaven, conclude this post. Yes, O’ Fair Queen. I wish for you to explain to the people why you are married to me and not to Saint Joseph? And this is all the more important to address as the pope of the Catholic Church, Pope Francis, has decreed that this year is the year of Saint Joseph, spanning from the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception of 2020 to the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception of 2021. And now you shall speak Mary, Most Holy. And I will remain silent.
That is an excellent question for me to address. And what person is better suited to address this question than the Holy Virgin Maid herself to whom Gabriel, the Archangel, approached and announced to her that in her womb a child was to be born Who was to be called Jesus, for He was to save His people from their sins.
Understand, O’ people of this earth, Joseph did not, nor did any other man, partake in any way in the insemination of my egg by the power of the Holy Spirit, by which this egg became man that had never been touched by any sperm.
Hence, Saint Joseph has no right to me and he never had. Nor did I ever myself have any right to him. For a baptized woman has no right to marriage to any unbaptized man. And I, the Mother of the Lord, was indeed baptized. For how else would I be permitted to remain in the company of Saint Peter and the Apostles and the women with them if I did not, with them, enter the Church by her sacraments?
Hence, I was very conformed to all the sacraments of the Catholic Church that the Church has always required for anyone to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. And before the Catholic Church came to exist, neither did there exist any means for any human being to receive and enter into eternal life.
And Eric it is as you said to the Hispanic custodial worker in perfect Spanish who cleaned your office before you came home last night. No one who is poor shall remain in his poverty.
And understand me, O’ people of the earth. I had the full right to contract marriage with Eric in heaven. All I needed from him to do this was his obedience to the Creator and his consent to enter eternal matrimony with me in heaven. Eric, this post must now come to its end. And you must now leave the house at once. I herby conclude this post. It is complete. Publish it, my son. And then immediately head to Church. Amen.