The Chronicles of Azurite, Book 1: Post XLIII:
Lord, I understand that the time has finally come in which the girl Thou has decided to give unto me is to enter into my presence. Am I correct, O’ Lord? Yes, lord Azurite. And now you are entitled to know the date and hour in which you die. Amen. You were born on Wednesday, June 24, 1970, the feast day of the nativity of Saint John the Baptist, and you shall die on Thursday, July 14, 2061, on the feast day of Saint Kateri Tekakwitha, Lily of the Mohawks. And hence, your life shall have consisted of exactly 91 years and 21 days. (Note that 91 = 7 x 13 and 21 = 7 x 3). And Lord, note also that I will have been in communion with the pope in Rome for 59 years and 106 days, having received first holy communion on Easter Virgil, Holy Saturday, March 30, 2002. Amen. (59 is the 17th prime number). My full legal name from birth is Eric Robert Dunstan. It has 17 letters in it. And it adds up to 1717 when spelled in Greek letters and added up according to Greek gematria (ΕΡΙΚ ΡΟΒΕΡΤ ΔΥΝΣΤΑΝ). Also, this is the 43rd post of the first book of the Prophecies of Azurite. (43 is the 14th prime number).
Lord, I know that I am commanded to marry the girl. And I also know that we are commanded to remain virgins, to not have sex with each other. So, O’ Lord, what is it that we are to do with one another in our marriage together?
I, the Lord of Hosts, Am giving you a sexual marriage with this girl, Sarah, virgin daughter of Israel. For it is in the purpose and intent of God that the children predestined to come from your union with her truly come to be born. I Am the Lord. Amen.
Lord, what children are predestined to come by my marriage to Sarah? She will bear you several sons and daughters, the details of which are a mystery to be revealed at the time they come to be. But realize that no form of birth control do We permit in your marriage, and the girl We give unto thee is fertile. Amen. And by no form of birth control, We also include that form permitted by the Catholic Church called Natural Family Planning, which the Church permits its adherents to use only to space births, never to eliminate births, and which works by timing the sex acts according to the woman’s monthly cycle, not by rendering the sex act unable to be fruitful. However, while We permit other Catholic couples to avail of this method of controlling births, We do not permit you to avail of it. Rather, you are commanded to put no limit nor attempted limit to the children to be born to thee. I Am the Lord. Amen.
Lord, We are in the End Times. And it is written, “Woe to pregnant women and nursing mothers in those days.” (Luke 21:23). And yet, You say that we are to have many children born to us? Are we to have these children in the midst of the Great Tribulation, O’ Lord? For are we not right now already in the midst of great tribulation, O’ Lord? And yet You also say, “But those who are deemed worthy to attain to the coming age and to the resurrection of the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage.” (Luke 20:35). How then, O’ Lord, do You say We are to marry and have unlimited children?
Eric, you are to be sent to live with your wife in a secret sanctuary, where you shall receive the sacraments and attend daily masses. Furthermore, the children born to you and your wife shall be delivered by your wife without pain. For both you and her are to be regarded as immortals, freed from the penalties from the sins of Adam and Eve. Neither of you shall age and neither of you shall grow old. Hence, in all the days I give unto you to live shall you be having children by your wife. Amen.
Lord, if the girl I am to marry is currently 23 years old, she will be 63 at the time I die. How does she then continue to have children after the usual cut-off age of 44 where women can no longer naturally have children?
I Am causing her eggs to not run out, nor her reproductive system to wear out. Now listen to Me very carefully, Eric. You are to be taken away at the age of 91. But your wife continues to live all the Way to the Second Coming of the Christ. Amen. And she will found a school for training women in the Way as you will have trained her. Amen. And these will become most powerful Witch Queens. And they will rule nations and govern kingdoms.
Now go to sleep, lord Azurite. When you awaken, We shall conclude this post. Then you shall eat breakfast, go to Mass, and from there you shall go to work. I Am the Lord. Amen.
Lord, I am back, exactly as Thou hast commanded me. Lord Azurite, do you wish to know more about the girl We are about to deliver you to? Yes, O’ Lord. She is a virgin nymphomaniac. She will keep herself loyal to you, but with you she shall unbridle her passions. She will let loose all her inhibitions when she is with you. It will be you, not her, who shall insist that sexual intercourse be avoided until the marriage ceremony makes it permissible in the sight of God. Amen. But everything else she will do with you, as far as you permit her to go. I Am the Lord.
And, O’ Lord, what is Your law in regards to this? How do We remain abiding by Your law? Lord Azurite, remember the two commandments upon which the Law of God on sex is based:
- Thou shalt not commit adultery;
- And thou shalt not commit fornication.
And neither of you shall commit either of these things. However, before you marry, she will have the knowledge that you are circumcised, which is needed for Jewish acceptance of your marriage to her. And she will know of your viability and of your ability to impregnate a woman. However, she will not lay with you sexually until your wedding night. This, I, the Lord, do decree.
Lord, when do we marry? In June of next year, lord Azurite. On Santa Catalina Island, in the port city of Avalon, at the Catholic Church of Saint Katherine of Alexandria, shall you officially become wedded to this girl. And later, you shall spend your honeymoon in Hawaii, touring the islands at your leisure. I Am the Lord.
And, O’ Lord, when do we enter that secret sanctuary where you say we shall be taken to to flee from Antichrist and be protected from the dire effects of the Great Tribulation that is to come upon the whole world, O’ Lord?
In June of next year, you shall begin your flight. I Am the Lord. Amen. For the Antichrist will be eager to destroy the offspring of Eric and Sarah, both of whom he will be sworn enemy to. And he will seek you out, but he will not find you. I Am the Lord. Amen.
Now tell Us the Truth. Do you look forward to your forty years remaining in your life that you will be spending with this girl, never growing older? Yes, O’ Lord. I do look forward to it.
Lord, Hyacinth calls me her husband. What shall become of this affair, O’ Lord? Do not be concerned with that, lord Azurite. For We have told you that before We give you the girl you are to marry, We shall be taking Hyacinth away. And that time has now come. For behold, when you see a vision of Hyacinth rising to heaven, know ye that the girl We are giving thee is to appear in your life shortly after that vision. Amen. And hence, We are now about to announce her. For her coming is quite soon. Amen.
Now let us ask the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary to confirm all that has been said in this post. O’ Lord, the Holy Spirit, and O’ Mary, Mother of God, do you confirm or deny the words of this post? Are the words written herein the Word of God, or are they the words of the evil one? What sayest Thou, O’ Holy Spirit and O’ holy Virgin Mary, Mother of the Living God? Amen.
Lord Azurite, the Words written herein are from the Lord your God. Amen. They are of divine origin. And now the Holy Virgin Queen shall speak unto thee. Amen.
Speak, O’ Holy Virgin Queen, for your servant is listening.
Eric, I am the most holy Virgin Queen. You, among all men, have been chosen to be husband to this virgin daughter of Israel. Marry her as commanded by God. And do not commit either fornication nor adultery. Your wedding is to be a white wedding, one between two virgins. And you shall lay with her that night. Keep your marriage bed clean. Never defile it, and the long life you were promised by God to have with her shall be never taken away from you.
Furthermore, though the girl Sarah is indeed a nymphomaniac, she has sufficient control over her sexuality that she will have it only with you. Keep her flame alive by laying with her often, as often as she wishes it. And this last bit of warning and advice I shall give unto thee. We are about to trust you both to each other. You can obey all the commandments and decrees of the Lord and have a long and blessed marriage together. Or you can disobey the Lord and give way to your passions, laying with one another before marriage. And by such disobedience, your life and possessions shall be taken from you. And you shall die young and without legitimate children. I am the holy Virgin Mary. Hence the decision belongs to you both. And the greater burden is on you, Eric, for you are the man, the one who bears the greater responsibility. Amen.
Obey us and obey God and you shall live a long and happy life with your wife. Disobey the direct commands of the Lord, or break any of His many statutes or decrees, and you will die childless, or else the father of bastard children. I, Mary, have spoken. Ask me that question you have and I will answer it in detail.
O’ Mary, Mother of God, I must therefore practice perfect continence until I am married to this girl, O’ Mary, Virgin Holy Queen?
If she causes in you ejaculation, do not be alarmed, for you have not violated Our commandments. But if you enter into her vaginally before marriage, you are in violation of Our commandments, and you shall die from it. I Who Am have spoken. Go now, Eric, and contemplate what We have written through you. For it is the holy Word of God. And it can never be unwritten. Amen.
For you are a holy man, and you shall not transgress Our commands. Keep to all Our commandments, statutes, and decrees, and you shall live long upon the land. Amen. And now We permit you to ask one last question before We force you to publish this post. Ask that which you wish to ask, lord Eric.
Do we rule together in the Akashic Kingdom? And do we rule over the Kingdoms of Northern Christendom and Israel, me and her, respectively?
In the Akashic Kingdom I hereby station you eternally. And when your wife marries you, she will be, hence, eternally stationed at the doorway to your throne room. Be therefore mindful of all that I reveal unto you. For from now on, no longer is it permitted that you not know something that has happened in this world or in the universe. I Am the Lord. Amen.
As for Northern Christendom and Israel, these two Kingdoms are reserved for eternal virgins yet to come. Remember that you can never gain something without giving up something else. I Who Am have spoken. Amen.
Now publish this post, Eric, for it is complete. And keep your marriage bed clean and without transgression, and you shall never lose your eternal position, nor your office as Oracle for as long as you live upon this earth. Amen.