Emerald Trove, Book 15: Post III:
Behold, Eric is seated on his throne and has begun his rule. Amen. To understand Eric, understand that Eric is perfectly celibate. Eric is as helium gas, forming no bonds. Eric thus awaits his instructions. What sayest Thou, O’ Lord? It is true, lord Azurite, that you have forsaken the bonds that form between men and women, and that you have entered into stainless purity. That is good. That makes a most powerful ruler. You indeed have lived up to the meaning of your name. For the name, Eric, means “Honorable Ruler” and “Eternal Ruler” in Old Norse, from whence it is derived. Now, We shall speak.
Eric is hereby made Ruler of the following lands for all eternity:
(1) Kingdom of the Arctic Triangle, also known as the Larimar Kingdom: And it is composed of the three regions of the following lands:
- North America
- Russia and her Satellites
- United States of America
- The United Kingdom
- Turkey (excluding Cyprus)
- Czech Republic
- North Macedonia
- Bosnia and Herzegovina
- The Republic of Moldova
Russia and her Satellites
- Russian Federation
- Kyrghyz Republic
These three regions, North America, Europe, and Russia and her satellites, form the Arctic Triangle, now eternally under the Rule of Eric, the Larimar King. And the Seven official languages of the Arctic Triangle consist of the following:
Lord, this is perfect. It is now evident that lord Azurite, the Larimar King, is the Great Monarch of Catholic End Times prophecy. And hence, there must now come to reign the holy pope who is to reign alongside of him. Am I correct, O’ Lord?
You are. And now I shall reveal who it shall be who shall reign as the pope who succeeds Pope Francis. Let us quickly review the Six Guesses made by Eric:
- Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke, who would become Pope Benedict XVII
- Cardinal Sean Patrick O’Malley, who would become Pope John XXIV
- Cardinal Pietro Parolin, who would become Pope John Paul III
- Cardinal Christoph Schönborn, who would become Pope John XXIV
- Cardinal Giuseppe Betori, who would become Pope Benedict XVII
- Cardinal Oswald Gracias, who would become Pope Peter II
We, the elect in heaven, have selected Cardinal Sean Patrick O’Malley to reign as the next pope, the one who is to succeed Pope Francis. And he will take the papal name of John, and be called Pope John XXIV. Amen. Cardinal Sean Patrick O’Malley knows and speaks many languages, including: English, Spanish, Portuguese, French, German, Italian, Haitian Creole, and Latin.
And when does the papacy of the next pope come to be, O’ Lord? In April of next year, Pope Francis will breathe his last, and die. And then the conclave will meet and decide the next pope by June. Amen.
Lord, since I am neither to marry nor to become a priest, when do I receive the cures? And what shall be signified by them? I Am curing you soon, lord Larimar. And the cures will signify the advent of The Eternal Reign of the Larimar King. You will neither succumb to the vice of impurity nor the prison of women. For you are of the Way that is above. And you now walk the higher path. Amen.
And when does Eric’s decree go into effect that Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is to be deposed and Alexei Navalny is to be elected to reign in his stead? I Am implementing this plan immediately. I Am preparing My people to overthrown Vladimir Putin. The plan is already underway. Amen. Uruguay will be the chosen nation to exile Putin to. And he will be instructed that he may never leave that nation. Amen.
Lord, let us clear up all controversy now. Is there to be any girl to enter Eric’s life? Or is that all from false prophecies of the past? If there shall be a girl, note only this, lord Larimar. You shall never become romantically entangled with her, nor with anyone else. Amen. For you are stainless. And you are bondless. Like pure helium gas, you bond to nothing and to no one. Amen.
Hence, the era in which Eric was under the spell of a woman has come to an end. The power of the spell of the Blue Enchantress has been ended. Amen. Lord, I hereby make this vow and oath of God: I hereby and forevermore renounce all marriage and all sex and all sexuality from now on and forever. Amen. I will neither marry, nor enter into any form of romantic or sexual relationship. Only platonic friendships will I entertain. Amen. Nor will I enter into the concept of the celibate virgin marriage, known as the Josephite marriage. For there is no need for such an arrangement. I, Eric, have spoken. Long live the Larimar King!
Lord, The Kingdom of the Arctic Triangle is roughly one third of the land area of the whole world. Yes, lord Azurite. To you is entrusted much. And much are you already doing with what you have been given. Amen. Note that President Trump will handedly defeat Joe Biden. For you have been faithfully praying that extra Rosary each day to ensure the victory of Trump over Biden. And note that Rosary prayers only help Pro-Life candidates. The Rosary can never be prayed for a Pro-Choice candidate. And should any wicked person pray the Rosary for a Pro-Choice candidate, the Lord shall smite that one and destroy him. Amen. For the Rosary may only be used for those on the side of protecting the life of the unborn, rather than for those who advocate for the slaughter of the unborn. Amen.
Lord, Biden is still way ahead of Trump in the polls. I Who Am Am aware of this difficulty. But nothing is impossible for Me to accomplish. And I will not allow a Biden Administration to come to power. Amen. Very well, then O’ Lord, I trust in You. Amen.
Lord, I wish for Amy Coney Barrett to be confirmed to the Supreme Court before the elections take place. Will this be done, O’ Lord? It shall. I Who Am do this declare. Amen. The Senate Republicans already have the necessary votes to confirm her. And they shall do so before the November 3, 2020, elections. I Am the Lord! Amen.
Lord, what sayest Thou to me? What are Your instructions? For I am obedient and ready to serve. Do I receive money later this year to allow me to buy that 2021 Toyota Avalon Hybrid Limited, O’ Lord? Yes, the money shall be in your account. And you shall use it to make that purchase. I Am the Lord!
What is my mission, O’ Lord? What am I send to accomplish? You are sent to reign over one third of the earth. And in this Kingdom, called the Arctic Triangle, you shall bring it about that all your lands profess Christ crucified and that the pope in Rome is the Vicar of Christ. Amen. And all your subjects shall enter into communion with the pope in Rome. I Who Am do now conclude this post.
Go and read your book on Rust. For you are to become an expert on the Rust systems language. And I will change your career to that of an embedded device developer. Amen. Now publish this post, for it is complete. Amen.