I am Eric, servant to Jesus and Mary. And now I have an announcement. I hereby resolve to be an eternally celibate and virgin man forever. Furthermore, I hereby utterly reject Hyacinth, for she is seen as the scam that she is. And even if she were not a scam, I still reject her, for a celibate man can have no romantic business dealings with women. I, Eric, have spoken. Now, you speak, O’ Living Lord.
Good, Eric. And I ask you this question: Will you be open to marrying the Celestial Enchantress, when she is given to you? Would this marriage be of the sexual kind or of the Josephite kind, O’ Living Lord? Of the Josephite kind, O’ Eric. Then I will accept marriage to her. For I have resolved to keep my virginity for all eternity. Thus, the only marital relationship I would allow myself to enter into would be like that between Joseph and Mary, without any sexual relations.
Good, Eric. I now hereby give you your real name. All the previous names you were given by heaven, throw them out. This name refers to you and to none other: Belteshazzar, for as the Prophet Daniel was to the Kings of Antiquity, so also are you to Me. All the other names you were given will no longer be used in heaven to refer to you. Amen.
Lord Belteshazzar shall be given a high throne on the earth on which to judge and rule the nations. Like clay vessels shall he smash them. (Revelation 2:26-27). Now, listen to Me, O’ Servant of Mary and Jesus. I have seen your works and your love. And I have heard you say: “Love supercedes obedience.” and “Love outweighs obedience.” Now you know you would have been wiser to have obeyed Me than to have obeyed your heart.
Lord Belteshazzar, I will now correct the previous post that mapped out all the lands over which you are to rule for all eternity. And yes, you are an eternal ruler over vast lands. This constitutes the borders of your domain: From Alaska in the northwest to Greenland in the northeast do I establish as your eternal dominion in the north. And as far south as the contiguous United States of America do I complete your eternal holdings of lands. I do not give you lands in Europe, or in the Caribbean, or in the deep Pacific, beyond the islands of Alaska. Hence, you will not possess the state of Hawaii or any of the United States territories in the various oceans around the world. Hence, your dominion is such:
- the Contiguous United States of America
These four lands of North America are your eternal dominion, Lord Belteshazzar. And no, I do not call you Larimar anymore. Hence, there is no need for you to possess the Dominican Republic where larimar is only found.
And what languages shall I learn, O’ Master? And am I to become a priest, O’ Lord? Master the programming language of Rust, O’ Lord Belteshazzar. As for human languages, I recommend that you learn Latin and Greek. As for Hebrew, you will not need it as much, as the oldest Biblical texts in existence are the Greek ones. And from the Greek texts come the authoritative translations from which the New Testament writers quoted to write the New Testament. Learn Koine Greek and Latin as your foreign languages. And you may also improve your Spanish, for by mastering Spanish, that Catholic world will become opened up to you.
As for becoming My priest, No, Eric. Instead, Lord Belteshazzar, you are a prophet to Me. And as a prophet you will remain all the days of your life. I do not call you to enter the priesthood. But when the Celestial Enchantress enters your life, I will have you cured of all your afflictions. And it will be your duty to train her in all the mystic arts that I have trained you in. She is to become a Master as I have made you. Now, go to Church, Lord Belteshazzar, for you have been found worthy before God. Amen.